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#1085533 - Wed Sep 23 2009 12:21 AM Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets.
Ultimate Jaburg53
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I was walking by this public park today, it usually has a shitload of geese.

Today there was work being done. They had taken down the park fence to repave the sidewalk.

All park, no geese.

So those geese are out there. Loose.

Sleep well now mother fuckers.

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#1085544 - Wed Sep 23 2009 01:04 AM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
Grimm
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I once knew a guy who'd been chased by a goose and said "I don't know anyone who's been chased by a goose that didn't say it wasn't weird." this guy's last name was Strange. it's true.
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#1085552 - Wed Sep 23 2009 02:01 AM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Grimm]
Lothar of The Hill People
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Asian Honey Goose recipe

Ingredients:
1 whole goose.
1 lemon.
4 cups of water.
3 tablespoons of honey.
3 tablespoons of dark soy sauce.
2/3 cup of rice wine or dry sherry.

Directions:
If the goose, thaw it thoroughly.

Rinse the goose well and blot it completely dry with paper towels.

Insert a meat hook near the neck.

Using a sharp knife, cut the lemon into ¼-inch slices, leaving the rind on.

In a large pot, combine the lemon slices with the rest of the ingredients (other than the goose) and bring the mixture to a boil.

Turn the heat to low and simmer for about 20 minutes.

Using a large spoon, pour the mixture over the goose several times, until all of the skin is completely coated.

Hang the goose to dry for about 4 hours.

Once dried, the surface of the skin will feel like parchment.

Preheat your oven to 475°F (230°C).

Meanwhile, place the goose on a rack in a roasting pan, breast side up. Put 2/3 cup of water into the roasting pan.

Put the goose into the oven and roast for 15 minutes.

Reduce the oven temperature to 350°F (175°C) and continue to roast for 75 minutes.

Remove the goose from the oven and allow it to sit for at least 10 minutes before carving.

Using a cleaver or sharp knife, cut the skin and meat into pieces and arrange them on a warm platter.

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

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#1085574 - Wed Sep 23 2009 12:43 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Lothar of The Hill People]
Grimm
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you forgot to log in as Frank Burns.
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#1085590 - Wed Sep 23 2009 07:27 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Grimm]
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#1085660 - Wed Sep 23 2009 10:21 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Prometheus]
Ultimate Jaburg53
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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus


Pro, take me to bed or loose me forever!


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#1085777 - Thu Sep 24 2009 07:21 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
Prometheus
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Yee-Haw! Jester's dead!
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#1085788 - Thu Sep 24 2009 08:03 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Prometheus]
Ultimate Jaburg53
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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#1085789 - Thu Sep 24 2009 08:16 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
Prometheus
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I went this way, he went that way...I said, 'Hollywood, where'd he go?'....Hollywood said 'Where'd WHO go?'
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#1085795 - Thu Sep 24 2009 08:47 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Prometheus]
thedoctor
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Have they locked those geese back up, burg?



I haven't been able to get a good night's sleep since you posted this thread.

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."

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#1085807 - Thu Sep 24 2009 10:33 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: thedoctor]
Ultimate Jaburg53
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I don't know, I haven't left the apartment since that day.
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#1085808 - Thu Sep 24 2009 10:38 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
MisterJLA
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It was yesterday, Jake...

"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"




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#1085814 - Thu Sep 24 2009 11:43 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: MisterJLA]
Ultimate Jaburg53
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Yeah.
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#1085962 - Fri Sep 25 2009 11:42 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
thedoctor
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Seriously, burg, you need to find out about those geese. I'm running on four hours of sleep over a three night period.

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."

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#1086087 - Sat Sep 26 2009 11:11 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: thedoctor]
Prometheus
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#1086088 - Sat Sep 26 2009 11:11 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Prometheus]
Grimm
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I just got back from geese patrol. it's bad out there.
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#1086089 - Sat Sep 26 2009 11:15 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Grimm]
Prometheus
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When I say run, run...
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#1086091 - Sat Sep 26 2009 11:17 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Prometheus]
Grimm
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well, you know what Jack Burton always says. . .
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#1086092 - Sat Sep 26 2009 11:40 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Grimm]
Prometheus
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You're a beautiful woman probably...
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#1086094 - Sat Sep 26 2009 11:56 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Prometheus]
Ultimate Jaburg53
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I say, what a wonderful butler, he's so violent.
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#1086131 - Sun Sep 27 2009 12:48 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
Prometheus
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Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat is on fire...
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#1086134 - Sun Sep 27 2009 01:13 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
Ultimate Jaburg53
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You remember that horrible woman with no eyebrows, wouldn't sit still.
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#1086140 - Sun Sep 27 2009 01:54 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
Prometheus
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I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing...
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#1086182 - Sun Sep 27 2009 08:27 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Prometheus]
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Grimm cool Moderator Capitalist $ellout
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AFLAC!

Another Fucking Lame Ass Clown posts a message.

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#1086189 - Sun Sep 27 2009 09:16 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: The AFLAC Duck]
Prometheus
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?????
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#1151063 - Sun Jun 05 2011 09:41 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: Ultimate Jaburg53]
MisterJLA
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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I don't know, I haven't left the apartment since that day.


Whoa.

"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"




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#1151069 - Sun Jun 05 2011 11:45 PM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: MisterJLA]
Lothar of The Hill People
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It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for...

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!

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#1231642 - Sun Apr 19 2020 01:34 AM Re: Ultimate Jaburg53's true storys from the streets. [Re: MisterJLA]
MisterJLA
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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
I don't know, I haven't left the apartment since that day.


Whoa.

"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"




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