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#1231435 - Wed Apr 01 2020 08:21 AM URG vs the gubment.
URG
Offline URG am real man!

Registered: Wed Sep 18 2002
Posts: 8966
Loc: URG'S cave
This morning me am standing outside my cave taking a morning piss. Some little gubment person came by and am told me I have to am stay in my cave for am three weeks! Then the little fuker am wanted to know how many people live in URG's cave. So URG am pissed on him and whacked hims on hims head with club! Little fuker am ran off crying and uh bawling! They am not make gubment people tuff like they am used to.

Cave Babes
http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/824582#Post824582
Cave Drawings
http://www.robkamphausen.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/860036

Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm

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#1231464 - Sat Apr 04 2020 12:03 AM Re: URG vs the gubment. [Re: URG]
Pariah
Online   nerdy The conscience of the rkmbs!

Registered: Sun Sep 07 2003
Posts: 30709
Loc: Fucktard Valley, CA
We have a curfew here too. The MPs here tend to be dicks about it.

"Get inside or Corona'll getchya!"

I'm lost without the sig divider.

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