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Posted By: woodstock Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 9:25 PM
Outstanding Drama Series
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation • CBS •
Joan Of Arcadia • CBS •
The Sopranos • HBO •
24 • FOX •
The West Wing • NBC •

Outstanding Comedy Series
Arrested Development • FOX •
Curb Your Enthusiasm • HBO •
Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS •
Sex And The City • HBO •
Will & Grace • NBC •

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series
Chappelle’s Show • Comedy Central •
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart •
Late Night With Conan O’Brien • NBC •
Late Show With David Letterman • CBS •
Saturday Night Live • NBC •

Outstanding Reality Program
Colonial House • PBS
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition • ABC •
Penn & Teller: Bullshit! • Showtime •
Project Greenlight • HBO •
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy • BRAVO •

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
The Amazing Race • CBS •
American Idol • FOX •
The Apprentice • NBC •
Last Comic Standing • NBC •
Survivor • CBS •

Outstanding Writing For A Drama Series
Deadwood • Deadwood (Pilot) • HBO •
The Sopranos • Where’s Johnny? • HBO •
The Sopranos • Unidentified Black Males • HBO •
The Sopranos • Long Term Parking • HBO •
The Sopranos • Irregular Around The Margins • HBO •

Outstanding Writing For A Comedy Series
Arrested Development • Pilot • FOX •
Frasier • Goodnight, Seattle • NBC •
Scrubs • My Screwup • NBC •
Sex And The City • An American Girl In Paris (Part Deux) • HBO
Sex And The City • The Ick Factor • HBO •

Outstanding Writing For A Variety, Music Or Comedy Program
Chappelle’s Show • Comedy Central •
Chris Rock: Never Scared • HBO •
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart • Comedy Central •
Late Night With Conan O’Brien • NBC •
Late Show With David Letterman • CBS •

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Larry David as Himself Curb Your Enthusiasm • HBO •
John Ritter as Paul Hennessy 8 Simple Rules • ABC •
Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane Frasier • NBC •
Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani Friends • NBC •
Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk Monk • USA •

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
James Spader as Alan Shore The Practice • ABC •
James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano The Sopranos • HBO •
Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer 24 • FOX •
Martin Sheen as President Josiah Bartlet The West Wing • NBC •
Anthony LaPaglia as Jack Malone Without A Trace • CBS •

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Patricia Heaton as Debra Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS •
Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Karen Green Friends • NBC •
Bonnie Hunt as Bonnie Malloy Life With Bonnie • ABC •
Jane Kaczmarek as Lois Malcolm In The Middle • FOX •
Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw Sex And The City • HBO •

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow Alias • ABC •
Amber Tamblyn as Joan Girardi Joan Of Arcadia • CBS •
Mariska Hargitay as Detective Olivia Benson Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • NBC •
Edie Falco as Carmela Soprano The Sopranos • HBO •
Allison Janney as C.J. Cregg The West Wing • NBC •

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Jeffrey Tambor as George Bluth, Sr. Arrested Development • FOX •
Brad Garrett as Robert Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS •
Peter Boyle as Frank Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS •
David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane Frasier • NBC •
Sean Hayes as Jack Will & Grace • NBC •

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
Victor Garber as Agent Jack Bristow Alias • ABC •
Brad Dourif as Doc Cochran Deadwood • HBO •
Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti The Sopranos • HBO •
Steve Buscemi as Tony Blundetto The Sopranos • HBO •
John Spencer as Leo McGarry The West Wing • NBC •

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Doris Roberts as Marie Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS •
Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones Sex And The City • HBO •
Kristin Davis as Charlotte York Sex And The City • HBO •
Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes Sex And The City • HBO •
Megan Mullally as Karen Will & Grace • NBC •

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Robin Weigert as Calamity Jane Deadwood • HBO •
Tyne Daly as Maxine Gray Judging Amy • CBS
Drea de Matteo as Adriana La Cerva The Sopranos • HBO •
Janel Moloney as Donna Moss The West Wing • NBC •
Stockard Channing as Dr. Abigail Bartlet The West Wing • NBC •

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Fred Willard as Hank Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS •
Anthony LaPaglia as Simon Moon Frasier • NBC •
Danny DeVito as Roy Friends • NBC •
John Turturro as Ambrose Monk Monk • USA •
John Cleese as Lyle Finster Will & Grace • NBC •

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Bob Newhart as Ben Hollander ER • NBC •
James Earl Jones as Will Cleveland Everwood • WB •
William Shatner as Denny Crane The Practice • ABC •
Matthew Perry as Joe Quincy The West Wing • NBC •
Martin Landau as Frank Malone Without A Trace • CBS •

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Louise Fletcher as Miss Eva Garrison Joan Of Arcadia • CBS •
Mare Winningham as Sandra Blaine Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • NBC •
Marlee Matlin as Dr. Amy Solwey Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • NBC •
Betty White as Catherine Piper The Practice • ABC •
Sharon Stone as Sheila Carlisle The Practice • ABC •

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Georgia Engel as Pat Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS •
Laura Linney as Charlotte Frasier • NBC •
Christina Applegate as Amy Friends • NBC •
Cloris Leachman as Ida Malcolm In The Middle • FOX • Will & Grace • NBC •


Let's get the obvious travesties out of the way first: Scrubs wasn't nominated for Best Comedy and Shield wasn't nominated for Best Drama. Or at leas, those are obvious to me.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 9:36 PM
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I hope Arrested Developement wins best comedy so it can continue.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 9:40 PM
I'm hoping that if Arrested Development loses, it'll be continued for one more trial season based on the nomination.
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 9:43 PM
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woodstock said:

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! • Showtime •





I wonder how they got around announcing this one.
Posted By: woodstock Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 9:45 PM
AD was already renewed.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 9:49 PM
Damn. Where's the drama?
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 9:55 PM
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woodstock said:
Outstanding Drama Series
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation • CBS •
Joan Of Arcadia • CBS •
The Sopranos • HBO •
24 • FOX •
The West Wing • NBC •



Posted By: Snapman Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 10:22 PM
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woodstock said:
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Larry David as Himself Curb Your Enthusiasm • HBO •
John Ritter as Paul Hennessy 8 Simple Rules • ABC •
Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane Frasier • NBC •
Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani Friends • NBC •
Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk Monk • USA •




No offense to John Ritter's memory, but I'm kind of bugged by the lead actor nomination. He was only in three episodes this past season because of his death, and he wasn't in those episodes much to begin with. Did that work really deserve an Emmy nomination? Or is the nomination just to honor his death?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 11:05 PM
He deserves it more than Larry David, anyway. The guy doesn't act. I remember last year (or maybe the one before) before announcing the winner, they said "the nominees for best comedic actor are..." and when they showed him he was like "pheh... actor."
Posted By: Chewy Walrus Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-15 11:08 PM
Seinfeld couldn't act either. That's why he never won, but he was nominated like crazy...
Posted By: Animalman Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 4:36 AM
He's himself on the show. Just like Jerry was himself, and Ray Ramano, Tim Allen, and Kelsey Grammar were essentially themselves on their shows.
Posted By: Chewy Walrus Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 6:18 AM
I disagree with Kelsey Grammer, but the others I think can't act their way out of a paper bag...
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 6:21 AM
Deadwood and Chapelle's Show should win. Deadwood should have been nominated for more.
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 6:22 AM
I watched one episode of curb Your enthusiasm and yawned the whole time. What a boring show.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 6:35 AM
Shit. No Shield???? No Chiklis???? What the fuck?

Yet the fucking Sopranos get nominations up their assholes.

The fucking people who write the Sopranos lost all sense of character growth and the writers and actors get Emmy noms? Fuck that noise.

Fucking bullshit, man. I'm not going to watch the fucking emmys. So I wont see any of their fucking adverts they will run. Which is all they really fucking care about anyhow.

Everyone nominated is crap.

Sex and the City?? Those cunts don't need Emmys they need a fucking bullet in their head at a range so close their hair catches fire from the muzzle blast.

That show sucks. Fucking Sarah Jessica Notattractive and her band of twats.
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 6:38 AM
Go, Jaburg...
Posted By: woodstock Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 7:53 AM
Ritter shouldn't be nominated. He was a great guy, but he should get some special achievement award, not this.



I fucking hate Sex and the City.
Posted By: rex Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 7:59 AM
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Shit. No Shield???? No Chiklis???? What the fuck?

Yet the fucking Sopranos get nominations up their assholes.

The fucking people who write the Sopranos lost all sense of character growth and the writers and actors get Emmy noms? Fuck that noise.

Fucking bullshit, man. I'm not going to watch the fucking emmys. So I wont see any of their fucking adverts they will run. Which is all they really fucking care about anyhow.

Everyone nominated is crap.

Sex and the City?? Those cunts don't need Emmys they need a fucking bullet in their head at a range so close their hair catches fire from the muzzle blast.

That show sucks. Fucking Sarah Jessica Notattractive and her band of twats.





Posted By: Chewy Walrus Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 12:24 PM
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Fucking Sarah Jessica Notattractive and her band of twats.




I'd hit Kristen Davis. Maybe Kim Cattral. Maybe...
Posted By: rex Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 6:12 PM
Kristen Davis is hot but she is also a wacko aclu loving liberal.
Posted By: Jim Jackson Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-16 10:06 PM
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Shit. No Shield???? No Chiklis???? What the fuck?

Yet the fucking Sopranos get nominations up their assholes.

The fucking people who write the Sopranos lost all sense of character growth and the writers and actors get Emmy noms? Fuck that noise.

Fucking bullshit, man. I'm not going to watch the fucking emmys. So I wont see any of their fucking adverts they will run. Which is all they really fucking care about anyhow.

Everyone nominated is crap.

Sex and the City?? Those cunts don't need Emmys they need a fucking bullet in their head at a range so close their hair catches fire from the muzzle blast.

That show sucks. Fucking Sarah Jessica Notattractive and her band of twats.




Are there any dirty words left that you didn't use in that?
Posted By: rex Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 12:18 AM
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Jim Jackson said:
Quote:

Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Shit. No Shield???? No Chiklis???? What the fuck?

Yet the fucking Sopranos get nominations up their assholes.

The fucking people who write the Sopranos lost all sense of character growth and the writers and actors get Emmy noms? Fuck that noise.

Fucking bullshit, man. I'm not going to watch the fucking emmys. So I wont see any of their fucking adverts they will run. Which is all they really fucking care about anyhow.

Everyone nominated is crap.

Sex and the City?? Those cunts don't need Emmys they need a fucking bullet in their head at a range so close their hair catches fire from the muzzle blast.

That show sucks. Fucking Sarah Jessica Notattractive and her band of twats.




Are there any dirty words left that you didn't use in that?




whomod
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 12:43 AM
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Jim Jackson said:
Quote:

Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Shit. No Shield???? No Chiklis???? What the fuck?

Yet the fucking Sopranos get nominations up their assholes.

The fucking people who write the Sopranos lost all sense of character growth and the writers and actors get Emmy noms? Fuck that noise.

Fucking bullshit, man. I'm not going to watch the fucking emmys. So I wont see any of their fucking adverts they will run. Which is all they really fucking care about anyhow.

Everyone nominated is crap.

Sex and the City?? Those cunts don't need Emmys they need a fucking bullet in their head at a range so close their hair catches fire from the muzzle blast.

That show sucks. Fucking Sarah Jessica Notattractive and her band of twats.




Are there any dirty words left that you didn't use in that?




I don't see:

Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Ass-fuck (and its derivatives)
Snootle
Felch
Queef
Whore
God Damn (or Goddamn)

Also, while I like that you alternated between "cunt" and "twat", I would've been a bit more creative and referred to the "Sex And The City" girls as either "sperm-burping gutter whores" or "cum-guzzling jizz queens". Just an opinion.
Posted By: rex Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 12:45 AM
I've always been partial to "walking sperm bank"
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 12:57 AM
Yeah, but "walking sperm bank" invites commentary and/or comebacks. The two I mentioned have suitable shock value - ain't no one providing a witty retort to them in an appropriate amount to time.

True story: I met one of my gal's best friends (who is gay) and we were playing cards. Hearts, I think. Well, my throws weren't helping him and he kept calling me "cocksucker". So, upon dropping the Queen of Clubs his way (not a good card to get), I turned to him and, in a fit of male competitiveness, shouted "Eat that, you sperm-burping gutter whore!!!"

Silence. You could hear a pin drop. My gal was pale, slack-jawed, and horrified.

After about ten long seconds, the guy just laughed. Crisis averted.
Posted By: Chewy Walrus Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 1:03 AM
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Joe Mama said:
Crisis averted.




...thanks to radar!
Posted By: Jim Jackson Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 1:12 AM
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Joe Mama said:
I turned to him and, in a fit of male competitiveness, shouted "Eat that, you sperm-burping gutter whore!!!"

Silence. You could hear a pin drop. My gal was pale, slack-jawed, and horrified.

After about ten long seconds, the guy just laughed. Crisis averted.




So didja do him?
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 1:17 AM
Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but no. I did, however, do my girlfriend. If you want, though, I can try and hook him up with you...
Posted By: Chewy Walrus Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-17 1:19 AM
I'm sure Jim would appreciate the gesture...
Posted By: Snapman Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2004-07-18 4:39 AM
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rex said:
I've always been partial to "walking sperm bank"




I'm partial to "cum dumpster".
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Emmy nominations are in - 2005-08-05 6:36 AM
Whatever happened to woodstock?
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