You deny being the muppet alts but then you make this thread?

He is a fucking muppet.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muppet

1. Muppet 523 up, 64 down love it hate it

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet

5. muppet 139 up, 65 down love it hate it

someone who acts like a right twat
you stupid muppet

Yeah. As muppets are basically giant, animate socks, that's really more of a rex thing.

You wear puppets on your feet?
You really are a fucking freak!

I had a pair of Cookie Monster bedroom slippers when I was 5, so yeah, I guess I did wear muppets on my feet at one point.

But were they giant animate socks?
Doesnt sound like it!

A muppet is just an advanced version of the sock puppet.

Really?
Because by my reckoning it has very little in common with socks.

I would say you were an advanced version of a turd, but I think the turd is actually more advanced than you!

That'll show him!

Yes. My very soul has been scathed by the rapier wit of Nowhereman.

you want to rape nowhereman? you sick fuck.

Rapier. It's like a sword. Or a crossbow, according to your definition. But it's not like a telephone pole.

You are like a turd, only with less personality and wit!

i dont give a fuck what you want to rape him with, you are a sick fuck!

YER ALL A BUNCA FUCKING ASS QUEERS WISHING YOU HAD A GOD DAMN MUPPET TO FUCK!!!!!