Funny.

Y'know, while cracked claims to love that movie (and who doesn't? Bastards, that's who!), they're not shy about pointing out the various plot holes....

Snarf, I have notified a moderator about this thread.

Time travel is illegal. And since you obviously come from the early 1980's, when Mad or Cracked Magazine was in any way relevant, I have been forced to call the Internet Police on you.

Thank you.

Got to hell.

Virgin.

{Karaoke}

I'm out.

Like Elton John....

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I've never read Mad or Cracked (I have visited their message boards, though), but Cracked's website is actually pretty cool. It's easy to get lost in their archives for hours.

Yeah, you're reading, and you see a link about the 8 lamest Transformers or something, so you say, "I'll read this real quick" and then 5 hours later you're reading about yogurt-flavored Pepsi from Japan.

Snarf, I have been notified about this thread. You are terribly gay. You must contain your gayness to the appropriate forum, Rob's Blog. Please, either stop posting gay topics in this and every other forum (you may just need to stop posting all together), or karma will come back at you with a vengeance.

I know at this point that you are saying to yourself, "Hey, how much worse can my life get?" Admittedly, you may very well have a point. One must ask how could life be any worse for a bald, social outcast with no prospects of finding a female companion to share life's pleasures and who couldn't keep a job that no one outside of high school should have. It is a wonder how karma, after repeatedly whacking you in the nuts with a baseball bat wrapped in barb wire and set aflame, could do you any worse; but is it still worth the risk of tempting fate?

I have to agree with TheDoctor.

He's a Time Lord.

And a Drunkard.

Catch-22, Snarf. Catch-22...

He coulda used less words though, and just said "Fuck off, you whiney bald virgin cunt!"

Fuckin' A, dude!

Cultural differences. It all comes out the same.

Snarf =

I never read that book. Is it any good?

If it came in novella form, I bet you woulda snapped it up!

You'd keep dropping the book, though, what with all the standing up and clapping.