that threat would have far more weight if you had ever been able to control the Oakley. I remember a certain failed promise from Drunken*Con about how it would only take you six months to turn him around. . .
Asylum is making the exact same kind of movies today that were made in the 50's, 60's, and 70's that we grew up watching on Saturday creature feature shows and the like. B movies trying to cash in on mainstream success. Some of them are actually kinda good while most are just horrible.