Beat This Caption - PSP Edition

Hey boys and girls, here's a new edition of our favorite game,

Beat this Caption!

Your job is to supply a better caption than the one with which I have provided you. Bonus points go to proper grammatical usage resulting in sentences that do not end with a preposition. Of course, since points are meaningless, proper grammar is not something you should worry about.

Whoops, there go my bonus points!

Without further ado . . .

The Blade:Trinity game for the new PSP was the latest in life-like interactiveness.

Beat that, suckers!

Rob gets his hands on a PSP, is shocked at how much it kicks ass.

i already said it would kick ass!

... i have no caption yet.

... what the fuck is going on in that picture?

Grandma wasn't lying when she said "Your face will stick like that!".

Michael Jackson and his fellow members of NAMBLA get their hands on the new game Pete Townsend was researching for PSP.

Joan Rivers before:

Joan Rivers after:

Little did the shoppers know that the PSPs were tampered with by the Joker.

Joker: Have you shipped a million of those things?
Scientist at Axis Chemicals: Yes sir!
Joker: Ship 'em ALL! We're gonna take 'em out a WHOLE NEW DOOR!

Man with huge cock breaks womens jaws during a blow job!

Having run out of ideas, Hollywood releases "The PSP", a horror film where victims who use the product end up looking like Michael Jackson in seven days.

Quote:

Snapman said:

Little did the shoppers know that the PSPs were tampered with by the Joker.

WINNER!