I thought Kristogar WAS Nowhereman...?

Poor Fistogar can't search for any posts that mention his name.

I make a request, and Rob follows orders.

The rest of you could learn something from me.

but why would we want Rob to give us a pube perm?

you never stop me from getting a Red Ryder 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

NEVER!!!!!

rocknrollbanana!

You'll put your eye out, kid. How's about a football?

Ho. Ho. Ho...

The search function sucks!

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The Moderator is too gay. And so is Rex.

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YOU AINT SPOSED TO FUCK THE SEARCH FUNCTION!

SEARCH FUNCTION FUCKAH!

damn. i see this problem goes way back doesnt it...?

The search function has always sucked. The problem is that when you choose to search "in subject" only, it shows you results not only for the title of a thread, but for the title of each post in it. So, if you search "panties" and there's an 800-post thread named "panties", you'll get 800 results for that one thread.

i really don't understand why everyone has such trouble with it.

you can narrow the search down by poster (like yourself) if that makes it easier

That doesn't help when you're looking for a thread but don't remember who started it. And searching within individual post subjects is pretty useless, because for the most part they go unchanged for the whole thread (and when they do change, it's usually a gay-ed up variation of the original subject, like "The search function sucks gay men's cocks".)

so what are you actually searching for, like a keyphrase or joke that you remember in the thread?

can't you just search for that, in quotes, in the post body?

Searching for anything pre-update is a lot harder. Especially if you use the 'older than' criteria instead of 'newer than'.

I'm not searching anything right now, I'm just pointing out a problem I've had in the past. The discovery of quoted phrases did make it searching a lot easier, but every once in a while the 800 entries for one topic subject still get in the way.

For example, while searching all "issues" of a Writer's Block series. All issues were started by different posters, so I can't narrow it down that way. The only option is entering the name of the series in quotes... but then you have to sift through every reply made in each of the issues to get to the next one.

Let's take this thread for example. Velo started it back in Sept. of '04. So, I search for this exact thread title made by Velo more than two years ago.



This is what I get.



Now, let's see if you replied to Velo over two years ago like you did on the first page of this thread.

its cuz the boards know you're mocking them!

but, seriously, folks...

the reason that search failed, i believe, is because you're tricking the system. you're asking for a post that is older than 2 years and newer than 0 weeks.

try removing the "0" and just leaving that blank (you might also have to change "weeks" to blank, but i dont think that matters)

This needs to go in the 'MAZING THINGS ON THE NET forum...

Still don't work.

did you delete "weeks"? (i tested, you do need to delete the number and the word)

Yes. Still didn't work. This is weird since it would search with those two before the update.

if i set up a search exactly as you have shown, but with nothing in the "newer than" row, it works for me.

because it says "date range" I've always put in an actual range, older than AND newer than. You know, both endpoints for the function.

That sounds like The Devil's work!

you can do that, as well.

the problem with doc's original search was that he was trying to search for something more than 2 years old, but also posted within the last week. which asplodes time.

however, if you wanted to search for something around christmas time, you'd say older than 5 months but newer than 9 months.

Rob. Why did the boards suddenly turn to more shit? Why the ugly skin? Why the shitty emoticons? Why is Penissa still around?

because you're a whiney queer and lost your cat

fine, but why the almond contrasting bars announcing the forum categories? The delineation is unnecessary and the contrasting almond to dark charcoal highlights with annoying faux importance.

half the boards just ...disappeared.

you're faux importance!

it makes me read it. I hate that.

Incidentally, what did you do to the top five forums?

snap!

your mom snapped.

i snapped your mom in the butt

you faux snapped her!

no it was quite real...

quite faux real?

I always enter the date range as "newer than 6 years" and leave "older than" blank!

Tends to work fine that way!

The newer/older thing was never a problem for me.

Mxy don't care how old hims women are.

I miss him.

The search function does suck. Every time I've used it since the upgrade it doesn't do anything after clicking search. Also, when I click one of the new threads/posts (with the red numbering to tell me it is new) in any given forum, the remaining new threads/posts disappear. So I could check 3 out of many new posts in the Random Chat forum (Sponsored by PJP) only to have the rest of them appear as already read...when in fact, I haven't read them. It's like losing your place in a book and having to look through everything to find where you left off.

i had him killed





because you're fucking retarded



what inn'rnet browser are you using?

yeah. doesnt feel good does it germy...

I smell a little feud brewing between you and Jeremerey.....I think it's about time some of you retarded guys weed each other out.

Intelligence tests showed the man had an IQ of 75, below the average score of 100 but not considered mentally retarded or disabled, either.

Timmy!

K-immy!

It does, it just takes longer to search so it sits static for a little while!

Firefox.

that ones better

The search function sucks if you're a retard. I've never had any trouble with it.

maybe someone can photoshop his head on to Timmy's body and we'd have K-immy!

Do I have to?

I didn't want to come out and ask directly, but I did mean you.

Godammit!

K-immy!

well played

heh