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Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 4:46 AM
You know da rules.

You make good caption for pic I post:



"But, your not Mr.Tamborine man!"

Ok...beat that caption!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 5:00 AM


The Empire revealed their latest, greatest weapon in the war to destroy the Rebel Alliance..."


"I suck!"
Posted By: PCG342 Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 5:03 AM
I..... think there.... has been..... a... mistake!
Posted By: rex Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 5:06 AM


Delivery for Rob Kamphausen.
Posted By: PCG342 Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 5:10 AM
lmao rex
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 5:28 AM



Priceline.com informs Mr. Shatner that his services as spokesman will no longer be required.
Posted By: Balloon Knot Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 8:04 AM

Shatner finally admits he drowned his wife in the pool
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 8:47 AM
Even The Emporer is sick of seeing Shatner on commercial T.V!
Posted By: PenWing Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-21 9:00 PM


"Need your own empire? You can afford it at Priceline.com!"
Posted By: Memorade Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-22 7:14 AM
Quote:

PenWing said:


"khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"


Posted By: Flameswordsman Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-22 10:44 PM
"In the wake of Vaders demise, the troopers needed a new and even more evil leader"



Posted By: theory9 Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-22 10:45 PM
Quote:

PenWing said:


I used to star on TJ Hooker! You can't do this to meeeeeeee!!!!!!


Posted By: Cowgirl Jack Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-23 3:41 AM
Quote:

PenWing said:


"Need your own empire? You can afford it at Priceline.com!"




My fav...heh heh heh...
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-23 5:55 AM
Please! He just changed around MY Priceline.com joke! He stole it, much in the same fashion that he stole my RDCW title!
Posted By: PenWing Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-23 6:09 AM
Quote:

Cowgirl Jack said:
Quote:

PenWing said:


"Need your own empire? You can afford it at Priceline.com!"




My fav...heh heh heh...




I actually said that one. Thanks!
Posted By: PenWing Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-23 6:10 AM
Quote:

King Snarf said:
Please! He just changed around MY Priceline.com joke! He stole it, much in the same fashion that he stole my RDCW title!




Your joke was inferior. Just like your title run.
Posted By: Jeremy Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 7:59 AM
"Beam me up...God..."
Posted By: big_pimp_tim Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 8:23 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/Jaburg53/afi-shatner.jpg


easy boys, enough of me to go around.
Posted By: Fused Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 10:46 AM


Set. Phasers. . . to homosexual. Ass party.
Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 11:26 AM



You're telling me... that only I... can bring... balance... to... George... Lucas'... dialogue?
Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 11:27 AM


Gay me up, Scotty!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 11:32 AM


OOOF! Jesus Christ, Phil. "We can kidnap Shatner after he has lunch," you said. Jackass!
Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 11:43 AM


Honestly, George... it was pure... coincidence... that I... sniffed my finger... after pointing out your mother in the audience.

...And, when I chuckled afterwards,... I was only... chuckling innocently... about that dubious beard you've grown to... cover up the... roll... of fat... that constitutes your... disturbingly frog-like throat.


...Yes, I... I have... had a few drinks this evening.
Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 11:45 AM


But... Jar Jar does suck! ...Everyone knows that!
Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 11:48 AM


I... don't know... what your boys are planning, Lucas, but there had better be... green women under those helmets, Mister!
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 6:01 PM


"I wish I could say that this is the first time something like this has happened, but....."
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 6:06 PM


"TK-069, I am your Father".
Posted By: catguy57 Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-24 10:53 PM
Quote:

Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
You know da rules.

You make good caption for pic I post:



"But, your not Mr.Tamborine man!"

Ok...beat that caption!





Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 12:25 AM


"Hey, Mister! Watch that left hand!!!"
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 12:54 AM


"Really, you assholes need to get a fucking life."
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 1:00 AM
Quote:

"TK-069, I am your Father".




Rack Pigsy......that was hilarious!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 5:34 AM


Ironically enough, at that same moment at a dinner theater 5 miles away, a band of Klingons had surrounded Mark Hamill.
Posted By: Chewy Walrus Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 6:19 AM


She came from Greece. She had a thirst for knowledge.
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College.
That's where I--caught her eye.
She told me that her dad was loaded.
I said, in that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola.
She said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said...
I wanna live like common people.
I wanna do whatever common people do.
I wanna sleep with common people.
I wanna sleep with common people like you.
Well, what else could I do? I said, I'll see what I can do!

I took her to a supermarket.
I don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere.
So it started there!
I said, pretend you've got no money.
She just laughed and said, oh, you're so funny!
I said, yeah? Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here!
Are you sure you want to live like common people?
You want to see whatever common people see?
You want to sleep with common people?
You want to sleep with common people like me?
But she didn't understand...

...she just smiled and held my hands!
Rent a flat above a shop!
Cut your hair and get a job!
Smoke some fags and play some pool.
Pretend you never went to school.
But still you'll never get it right.
When you're lyin' in bed at night,
Watching roaches climb the wall.
If you call your dad he could stop it all.

You'll never live like common people!
You'll never do whatever common people do!
You'll never fail like common people!
You'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance, and drink, and screw!
Because there's nothing else to do!
Posted By: Uschi Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 10:49 AM
Your carrear- it's dead, Jim.

I'm not dead!

Yes you are, you're not fooling anyone.

I think I'll go for a walk!

Shut up. Can you guys just take this off my hands for me?

I feeel happpyyyyyy!

*thunk*

Right. Thanks. See you next Tuesday.
Posted By: Pariah Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 11:54 AM
Huh?
Posted By: Flameswordsman Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-25 7:56 PM
Quote:

Pariah said:
Huh?




Yeah, I second that. Not a fucking clue what uschi was saying there. Was the regular writing meant to be Spock talking?
Posted By: Uschi Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-06-26 2:31 AM
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-01 8:02 AM
Did we ever determine a winner for this one?
Posted By: rex Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-01 8:04 AM
Do we ever?
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-01 9:09 AM
I thought we did. PenWing or someone would quote one of 'em and the go "Tha winnah!" or some such...
Posted By: PenWing Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-02 1:51 AM
Usually Darknight613 would do that.
Posted By: PJP Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-02 5:24 AM
We gotaa get him back here......klinton scared him away.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-02 5:31 AM
I miss Dk..............awwwwwww!

Thats two people I'm going to remember to miss this weekend darn it!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-02 7:48 AM
Quote:

King Snarf said:



Priceline.com informs Mr. Shatner that his services as spokesman will no longer be required.




The winnah!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-03 12:09 AM

Stormtrooper"This isnt what I thought you meant by going out & picking up a hooker!"
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Beat this caption - The Return - 2005-07-03 8:18 AM
Okay, that's 2nd place.
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