Elisia Cuthbert.

"Take off, ya hoser!"

I have no desire to speak of America Junior.......Unless I'm talking shit on em' of course.

They want to make it easy for us

The border is wide open, with usually less than a 10 minute wait at the border. But if you have a pot-luck dinner in the evening and need to be home early, the Canadian government is nice enough to keep us up to the minute with the wait times here so you can pack your panzer and move on out!


The paths that we'll need to take:

There will be four teams (Quite possibly Little League Teams if they don't already have a game scheduled that weekend) that will move into Canada using a system of "roads" and "railways". By spreading out, they can attack the most important part of Canada: Beavers. The Beaver defense network is vast, but not insurmountable. After turning them into warm yet stylish hats, the little leaguers will continue on by using the paths below:





Now you're probably wondering why not a five-pronged attack from the North as well?


We're letting Canada keep the North. It will from now on be known as the smaller version of Canada, "Canadi" (Pronounced "Canadee"). The plan for the new border is below:







Let's not forget their defense force is somewhat less than credible...

America Canada Armed Forces Budget: $276,700,000,000 $7,861,000,000 Manpower: 73,597,731 7,158,016 Best Ground Weapon: M-1 Abrams Tank "Mounties" Military Hero: Gen. MacArthur Dudley Do-Right Patriotic Music: Lee Greenwood Celine Dion Backbone: Fully Developed Missing Secret Weapon: Stealth Technology Rabid Beavers National Symbol: Our Flag. On everything. Their Flag. On everything. Or the new national symbol.

The surrender will come quickly, they're French after all...

Let's not foget that not only do they speak French but a lot of them are. We should see white flags before we even leave home!

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Aftermath

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Welcome our funny-sounding countrymen!

Now that Canadi is created, and the U.S. has taken on another state (We suggest calling it "Canada" just to piss of the Canadies that still remember their old country), we'll have a really big party. Quebec can hang out with the South, since they both have this nasty little secession gene apparently; and we'll let Toronto re-unite with Seattle live on Oprah.


And finally, just for good measure, it's ZEE, no "Zed". Also know as, THE END.

From King of the Hill...

"Canada. Not just America's hat."

http://www.candia.fr/

http://www.nh1.com/

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/03244d.htm

what are candians????

http://www.candiazoo.com/

Canadians are just english speaking Mexicans 'cept they live a lil north of us providing a huge buffer for thoose rampant Polar Bear attacks and Eskimo's