the *other* real life

so...

how many of you guys know other rkmbs'ers in real life?

and how many of these acquaintances are from before the boards, and how many are because of them?

I've invited Rob to the Diner for some special sauce......he declined.

I met I-Man a while ago. I don't remember it too clearly, what with us both being fetuses and all.

I knew Balloon Knot before I knew of the boards. I got him to post here.

Your welcome.

i know not a single soul on here. but then i would have to live up there in the cold and snow to have maybe met ya'll...fuck that.

i knew grimm, pro and the doctor. before they were infamous on the boards

I've met Grimm and Doc. I almost met Prometheus, but he didn't go to Dragon*Con (y'bitch!

). I've spoken to those three, plus Harley and PJP, on the phone.

I wasn't mentioned in the blog in real life.

14,000 posts and counting, folks.

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Joe Mama said:
I've met Grimm and Doc. I almost met Prometheus, but he didn't go to Dragon*Con (y'bitch! ). I've spoken to those three, plus Harley and PJP, on the phone.

yeh i was the one who called u left you on speaker without telling them lol

Besides knowing Bibbo for a quarter century, I once briefly met Snarf at a comics convention...

Our combined virginal might...umm...wasn't real relevant in a two minute discussion before we parted ways.

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The Indestructible Man said:
Besides knowing Bibbo for a quarter century, I once briefly met Snarf at a comics convention...

Our combined virginal might...umm...wasn't real relevant in a two minute discussion before we parted ways.

You guys could have made quite the horrible SNL sketch if you tried to pick up con models.

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Joe Mama said:
I've met Grimm and Doc. I almost met Prometheus, but he didn't go to Dragon*Con (y'bitch! ). I've spoken to those three, plus Harley and PJP, on the phone.

yeh i was the one who called u left you on speaker without telling them lol

That was you? Hm...guess I kinda know Cross, too. Cool.

Oh jeez...now I have to take responsibility for Cross too?

Anyway, as stated many times elsewhere, I knew Grimm, Doc, and Cross before they ever showed up here. I was already posting on these boards when I made the mistake of telling Grimm how to get here. He, in turn, brought in Doc. And, I have recently influenced Cross into showing up. I apologize.

I have talked to Joe on the phone, as he stated. But, we couldn't really understand each other due to our accents...

There are very few posters here I would want to meet in real life, as they would suddenly become complete strangers to me. I mean, I know the screen names and written personalities. But, that's generally always completely different from the actual person typing the words.

That having been said, I would love to spend a weekend on the beach with the following posters:

-First Amongst Daves
-Nowhereman
-Franta
-Roy Batty
-Joe Mama
-Chewy Walrus
-Danny
-Rob
-Sneaky Bunny
-Harleykwin
-Ultimate Jaburg
-Balloon Knot
-Mxy
-PJP
-Rex
-CJ
-Wednesday

This group would be fun to hang out and get drunk with...

Are you talkin rkmbers we've met once in real life/talked to on teh phone? what?!?

Um.........nopers havent met any peoples irl from the boards 'cept Glac and Animals.....that's it!

People I'd like to meet: Pigsy, Pj, klint, Jm, lor, sneaks, and maybe rob :P

Nobody wants to meet me?!

This is why I became a rebel of society!

I want to meet your avatar...

Jia Sai!

I knew winged creature a few months before i registered here. and met up with him this summer. nice guy.

I've talked to klinton on the phone a few times, and i was gonna go up to frogland this winter to see him before all his shit got fucked.

i've gotten into man late night PM sessions with TK over the superhero powers i'd like my gouch to have.

i'd like to meet pro
chewy
Balloon knot (i have a nice tiara for him)
burg
JM
harley
Rob
princess, just to make her drink....
uschi
tk
klinton
dave
wednesday
CJ
pjp
grimm
and nowhereman though that may be deadly.

I drove right next to everyone here while they were walking on the sidewalk and yelled, "Child molestor!!" at least once.

Yeah, that rock I threw bounced off your forehead real nice...

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Nobody wants to meet me?!

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Pariah said:
I drove right next to everyone here while they were walking on the sidewalk and yelled, "Child molestor!!" at least once.

that was u!

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Pariah said:
I drove right next to everyone here while they were walking on the sidewalk and yelled, "Child molestor!!" at least once.

that "fuckbitch on board" sticker is a nice touch.

Sneaks: What happened to klinton? Is he ok?

Pro: A weekend on a beach, but can't get away from Star Wars long enough to say "hi"?

PJP is the one who brought me here from the DCMBs orginally - a long time ago - I kinda knew Uschi and J'burg from there too.

I've spoken to klinton, Pete, JM and Grimm in "real" life. Said hi to doc once, but he was too busy mumbling about purses...if cross was the fourth dude hanging with Grimm, Pro and doc last night, well, then I've heard him too. TK and I constantly PM each other and we're friends, even though we've never spoken.

I would actually like to meet the following as most of 'em sound like a buncha lushes that can hold their liquor and have a good time:

Grimm
Pro
Doc
TK
Rob
Sneaks
JM
Chewy
klinton
Nowhereman - as he is a funny bastid, and his posts constantly make me laugh.
Uschi
Jarburg

Why do people seem to think I am some kinda trouble making bastard?

Anyway,I have met Franta twice (he was the first NB I ever met,so is it any wonder I have tended to avoid the rest of them?).

I have met Sir ROYSTON of BATTY & we have spoken on the phone several times (he keeps asking for my credit card details before we can proceed).

I have met Flamingswordsman cause he used to buy comics from me,but I didnt know he even posted here til after I started dealing with him on ebay!

People I would like to meet:
Sneaky Bunny
Mxy
SOM
bsams
Jaburg
Balloon Knot
Klinton
First Amongst Poo Eaters Dave
Sneaky Bunny
Joan Mambo
Penis Jockey Poofter
Harleys boobies
Cowgirl Rack
MisterGayLA
Bobo Kamperdoodle
Canadian Prometheus
Sneaky Bunny
PrincessElisa (cause then she would be fucked)
Queen Snarf (cause then he would be fucked)
Captain Howdy
John Byrne
Uschi
Sneaky Bunny
Grimm & his pet,thedoctor
Chris Oakley
Jack the lil death
Speedy
Scooters boobies
Sneaky Bunny

PS. If any of you want to phone me,you can,but dont expect me to phone you back..........ever!

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Why do people seem to think I am some kinda trouble making bastard?

You mean you're not?

How fuckin' disappointing....

I once sent some money to Nowhereman. I saw a picture of him and sent him an envelope with 8 bucks and a piece of paper saying "GO GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT". He sent me back some comics. I don't know what's up with that.

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Sneaks: What happened to klinton? Is he ok?

as i'm sure you know shit went sour with dan, one day he tried talking about it, dan choked him, instead of "movingin a couple months" he was out of htere that weekend to a friends place for a bit.

Holy shit. no, I didn't know. Is he gonna be ok?

Yeah, last i heard he was gonna find a place in montreal, live there for a bit, then go back home to calgary.

I want to meet all of you in VEGAS at the first ever RKMB Con......I will run naked through the casinos!

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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I once sent some money to Nowhereman. I saw a picture of him and sent him an envelope with 8 bucks and a piece of paper saying "GO GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT". He sent me back some comics. I don't know what's up with that.

I didnt understand Chilean......I thought he was one of those famine victims or something!

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Why do people seem to think I am some kinda trouble making bastard?

You mean you're not?

How fuckin' disappointing....

No,I am,I just wanna know why this makes people want to meet me?

i know difficult kind. biblically.

i know digitaldawg. biblically.

i've talked to stareena on the phone a few times. not so much recently, cuz she hates me now, ...and... lives in france, or something, but we had a pretty great n'special relationship that i cherished quite much. she's a good girl, that one. we've tried a few times to meet, even my most recent trip to vegas, but something always fucks it up. "next time, next time..."

through association, i also spoke with dhaise on the phone, which freaked me out.

i've received things in the mail from franta, and have exchanged other packages (wink wink) with bsams and roy and pro and doc and a few others, whom i can't currently remember.

there are a few other people i know in real life that i've gotten to post here once or twice, or at least create a name so's they can read, but...

that aside, i guess i've never met any posters that i didn't already know.

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harleykwin said:
Pro: A weekend on a beach, but can't get away from Star Wars long enough to say "hi"?

Yes, but, then that's all it would be. Just "Hi!" I mean, I have a hard enough time trying to find things to talk about with my own girlfriend over the phone, much less a vocal stranger. BUT, next time Grimm is on the phone with you, I promise to speak. Hope that helps.

And, yes, a beach would be easier because you would be in front of me where I could see your face, and, you would be wearing a swimsuit of some sort, and that's always good....

As far as the original topic of this thread, I guess I should add that Franta has sent me some Doctor Who merchandise, and Rob knows my secret identity, too. And Nowhereman collected all four variant Radio Times covers for the Who anniversary and mailed them to me, overseas and all, and asked for nothing in return.

Yet.

I couldnt get all four you lying bastard!
Plus I sent them to America,not Canada,so it couldnt possibly have been for you!

Cunt!

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Rob Kamphausen said:
i know difficult kind. biblically.
i know digitaldawg. biblically.

i've talked to stareena on the phone a few times. not so much recently, cuz she hates me now, and lives in france, but we had a pretty great relationship. we tried a few times to meet, even my most recent trip to vegas, but something always fucks it up. "next time, next time..."

through association, i also spoke with dhaise on the phone, which freaked me out.

i've received things in the mail from franta, and have exchanged other packages (wink wink) with bsams and roy and pro and doc and a few others, whom i can't currently remember.

there are a few other people i know in real life that i've gotten to post here once or twice, or at least create a name so's they can read, but...

that aside, i guess i've never met any posters that i didn't already know.

Didnt we once meet in Bulgaria?

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harleykwin said:
Pro: A weekend on a beach, but can't get away from Star Wars long enough to say "hi"?

Yes, but, then that's all it would be. Just "Hi!"

hey, at least I'd get to hear that southern accent. I mean, shit, Grimm practically sounds like a Yankee....

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And, yes, a beach would be easier because you would be in front of me where I could see your face, and, you would be wearing a swimsuit of some sort, and that's always good....

LOL yes, but by then you would prolly be too drunk to care about swim suits and boobies...

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LOL yes, but by then you would prolly be too drunk to care about swim suits and boobies...

....what the hell do you think I would be drinking, "anti-beer"?

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Nowhereman said:
Cunt!

You're getting hard for me, aren't you?

Please read my signature!

My mother told me never to read the smallprint of strangers...

I've gotten one person to register here. He never posted.

I also know MisterJLA in real life. I am his alt id after all.

hmmmmm. I can't say I want to meet anybody specifically. Well, now that I think about it, I'd probably enjoy meeting all of you, with the exception of Rex and Pariah. But back to the subject at hand, I dunno any of you people.

Lessee...

I've met Stareena. Coincidentally, she hates me now too. We talked on the phone a billion times and wrote a zillion e-mails to one another before The Meet (which was six years in the making). Butter's a close second in the friendship category at five years.
I also met Uschi. Spent four and a half days together in San Diego, and she didn't try to stab me with a spork once!

That's about it. As for meeting more people, I'm pretty fucking scared to. YOU'RE ALL ANIMALS!!!

Joe Mama would want me to get numbers of girls for his amusement...
PJP would only talk to me about the Gaylord Plaza in TN...
Harley would try to "psychologize" me...
Nowhereman would call me a flippin' cunt all the time...
And Rob would only talk about the times DK's been macked on by various women...

Get it right,its fucking cunt!

Oi!

Rehearsals!

Fucking cunt!

Gesundheit!

I thought Canadians were French,not German!

When I started posting here, I had never met in person any Rob's Board members. Still haven't. However, I did manage to inadvertently bring Sammitch onboard, who in turn roped in Meeko and Killconey. I've met all of them in the non-digital world.

That said, there's a ton of RKMBers that I have developed quite the good rapport with. While I'm not too big on phone conversations, I have IM-ed and e-mailed with many of them and wouldn't mind getting together and hanging out with any of them. They include:

Prometheus
Gooz (remember him?)
Grimm
Doc
Danny
Cowgirl Jack
Harleykwin
Joe Mama
Wednesday
Bibbo
Sneaky Bunny
PJP
First Among Daves (a.k.a. Dave)
The Time Trust
Stupid Doog
UltimateJaburg53
Rob Kamphausen (but only for a couple minutes at a time)
Lor
TK-069 (if only so I can get those Sandman comics he promised to send me last year)
Stareena (remember her?)
Mr. JLA
Son of Mxy's avatar

...maybe others. I dunno...

i have no idea how i got here, if i remember right i clicked on a link...somewhere, iono. who's lkink it was, where it was, iono.

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PJP said:
...I will run naked through the casinos!

Boy, I'll bet THAT gets the ball rollin' on an RKMBs Con!

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TK-069 said:
Joe Mama would want me to get numbers of girls for his amusement...

What can I say? I live vicariously through you...

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PJP said:
...I will run naked through the casinos!

Boy, I'll bet THAT gets the ball rollin' on an RKMBs Con!

really, it would, people would be all over the bottles of booze to burn away that image.

And yet I know it's true
That visions are seldom what they seem
But if I know you
I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
The way you did once
Upon a dream

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Boogeyman said:
And yet I know it's true
That visions are seldom what they seem
But if I know you
I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
The way you did once
Upon a dream

Disney's Once upon a dream, Sleeping Beauty - right?

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harleykwin said:
LOL yes, but by then you would prolly be too drunk to care about swim suits and boobies...

....what the hell do you think I would be drinking, "anti-beer"?

I dunno - rumor has it that what you southern boys consider "beer" we northerners think of as water...

I'm just sayin'...

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TK-069 said:

Harley would try to "psychologize" me...

Dude, you're a Psych 101 class waiting to happen...

Chewy:

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Boogeyman said:
And yet I know it's true
That visions are seldom what they seem
But if I know you
I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
The way you did once
Upon a dream

Disney's Once upon a dream, Sleeping Beauty - right?

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Boogeyman said:
And yet I know it's true
That visions are seldom what they seem
But if I know you
I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
The way you did once
Upon a dream

Disney's Once upon a dream, Sleeping Beauty - right?

It's true though! LOL

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harleykwin said:
I dunno - rumor has it that what you southern boys consider "beer" we northerners think of as water...

I'm just sayin'...

If by "water" you mean "moonshine", then....yes.

_{Editor's Note: This post in no way implies or endorses the atypical southern stereotype. Even though it's 40% accurate.

Okay, 60%.}

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LOL yes, but by then you would prolly be too drunk to care about swim suits and boobies...

....what the hell do you think I would be drinking, "anti-beer"?

I dunno - rumor has it that what you southern boys consider "beer" we northerners think of as water...

I'm just sayin'...

didn't I tell you not to listen to Red Sux fans?

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Chewy:

YAY!

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PJP said:
I want to meet all of you in VEGAS at the first ever RKMB Con......I will run naked through the casinos!

Llance did it first!

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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I once sent some money to Nowhereman. I saw a picture of him and sent him an envelope with 8 bucks and a piece of paper saying "GO GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT". He sent me back some comics. I don't know what's up with that.

I didnt understand Chilean......I thought he was one of those famine victims or something!

You were trying to feed him comics?

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harleykwin said:
LOL yes, but by then you would prolly be too drunk to care about swim suits and boobies...

....what the hell do you think I would be drinking, "anti-beer"?

I dunno - rumor has it that what you southern boys consider "beer" we northerners think of as water...

I'm just sayin'...

didn't I tell you not to listen to Red Sux fans?

So, what Pro says about the moonshine is true?

What... nobody would dare meet me?

Eh, well. Not like I can be out past 7 anyway... fuckin' PO...

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What... nobody would dare meet me?
Eh, well. Not like I can be out past 7 anyway... fuckin' PO...

careful, i'm going to saginaw this weekend.

I WAS KIDDING!

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LOL yes, but by then you would prolly be too drunk to care about swim suits and boobies...

....what the hell do you think I would be drinking, "anti-beer"?

I dunno - rumor has it that what you southern boys consider "beer" we northerners think of as water...

I'm just sayin'...

didn't I tell you not to listen to Red Sux fans?

How'd I get involved in this???

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Chewy Walrus said:

Chewy, are you laughing AT me, or WITH me!?

I'm not laughing at ya,but I am telling you to fuck off!

Man, I never get on ANY lists by posters here!

Technically you were included in mine. But, then again, I included everybody I didn't .

heh, all this stuff about talking to people makes joe's idea of a voice chat sound fun.

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The Indestructible Man said:
Man, I never get on ANY lists by posters here!

Who are you again?

CUNT!

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The Indestructible Man said:
Man, I never get on ANY lists by posters here!

Who are you again?

Don't make me get THE Bat-Man's Truth Laser!

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Chewy Walrus said:

Chewy, are you laughing AT me, or WITH me!?

At you. Always at you.

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The Indestructible Man said:
Man, I never get on ANY lists by posters here!

...I thought you and Bibbo were the same person?

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big_pimp_tim said:
CUNT!

You called?

yes be a good little shit and go brush your teeth

No!

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sneaky bunny said:
yes be a good little shit and go brush your teeth

Reverting back to childhood memories, kiddo?

Yes uncle chuckles.

NO! UNCLE JESSIE! NOOOO!

Which one?

AHHHHHHH
BOTH! BOTH
IT BURNS IT BURNS!
MAKE THE HURTING STOP!
PLEEEEEEEEASE!

"Have mercy!"

Heh...

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Nowhereman said:
Why do people seem to think I am some kinda trouble making bastard?

You mean you're not?

How fuckin' disappointing....

No,I am,I just wanna know why this makes people want to meet me?

Because you'd prolly be a lot 'o fun to drink/get into trouble with, and when the cops show up we'd have someone to blame.

'tis the only reason for a tokin' foreigner

I'm hopefully goin back to Gran Canaria in May,but this time I am taking a couple of friends with me!
They are both quite a few years younger than me,but their brother (who I know as well),is older than me.
I bumped into him & his wife a few days ago and they said "I hear you are going away with Ben & Simon!"
I said yes,and said,it will be fun to see what trouble I can get them into,to which they replied "Thats what worries us!"

Damn I am finally starting to get some respect at last!

So that's why you wanted to meet me at the crackhouse...

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The Indestructible Man said:
Man, I never get on ANY lists by posters here!

...I thought you and Bibbo were the same person?

Brothers, dude -- not the same guy!

So you two are black?

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rex said:
So you two are black?

No they are Greek!
They also happen to be man & wife!

Twat!

Where's a flytwatter when I need it!?

...between your legs?

Buh-zing!

I don't get it.

So we have heard!

I want to meet Nowhereman because he promised to give me free comics

The balls must be licked clean first!

I'm bringing rob along, then.

But he has no balls to lick!

unless you count the collection he keeps in mason jars!

but he can suck a pussy!

and how!

Mr. Manfrenjennsinsin...

Come with me. IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!