For all you old timers...

RKMBs

I just thought that since we noobies had to let you all know who we were, we noobs deserve the same from the old timers. Tell us a little about yourselves. (psssst Rex, you don't have to tell us about your sock fetish, we already know)

My name is Peter J. Pappas.......everybody calls me Pete.

I was born and raised in Morris County, New Jersey the greatest place on Earth.

I own and operate a restaurant with my brother.

I just turned 30 last week. I'm 5-10 1/2

I am of Greek descent.....100%......but All-American. I am the most Patriotic SOB you'll ever meet. I love this country very much always have. And I usually am quick to defend it when need be.

I'm getting married in June 2004 to a feisty Puerto Rican.

I am a moderate Republican who happens to think George W. Bush is a God. I'm moderate because I'm pro-choice, pro-affirmative action, and all for civil unions between gays. I think G.W. is a God because if I was President I would have made the entire Middle East a fucking parking lot by now.....and the tax laws we have right now are a joke......and he seems to agree with me.

I consider myself very religious.....I'm Greek Orthodox.

I will never forget what happened on September 11, 2001.......and I will never forgive the people who did it.

I went to Bryant College (RI), The Culinary Institute of America (Hyde Park NY) and Fairleigh Dickinson University in Madison NJ. I studied Business Management, Baking and Pastry Arts, and History and Political Science.

I was in a Fraternity in RI.....I'm a TKE.

I played soccer and hockey my whole life and now can barely watch either sport.......My true loves are Football, Baseball and Basketball.

My favorite movies are: Meet Joe Black(it came out during a rough time and it helped me put things in perspective), Braveheart (I feel like I can conquer the world after that movie), Batman, Tombstone, All Adam Sandler, Tom Hanks, Ford, Patrick Stewart, Deniro, Val Kilmer, Cruise, Pitt, Jim Carrey and Michael Keaton movies......I piss my pants every time I see Multiplicity....and of course the Star Wars franchise. Also all the Godfather movies and really any movie having to do with the Mob.

My favorite shows are.....all things Star Trek, Seinfeld, Cheers, Friends, Simpsons, CSI, Sopranos, all things Batman and shows with women dressed skimpily.

My favorite restaurant is Hooters.

My favorite types of food are Italian, Greek and Chinese.

My interests include Traveling, WWE, Batman, History, NYC, Sports, Reading, Comics and Food.

See You Around The RKMBs !

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Karla said:
I just thought that since we noobies had to let you all know who we were, we noobs deserve the same from the old timers. Tell us a little about yourselves. (psssst Rex, you don't have to tell us about your sock fetish, we already know)

Thirteen of us "Old Timers"...

Hi, I'm not exciting and no one really cares about me!

Yes, that's true.

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Karla said:
I just thought that since we noobies had to let you all know who we were, we noobs deserve the same from the old timers. Tell us a little about yourselves. (psssst Rex, you don't have to tell us about your sock fetish, we already know)

Thirteen of us "Old Timers"...

Mine is the most interesting, of course (even though I recently found out that my great great grandfather came from Scarborough in Yorkshire, in England, and not Scotland).

It's good to know that you're not a fellow Scot Dave. Thanks for putting me at ease.

Bollocks.

Heh...

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Hi, I'm not exciting and no one really cares about me!

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I just thought that since we noobies had to let you all know who we were, we noobs deserve the same from the old timers. Tell us a little about yourselves. (psssst Rex, you don't have to tell us about your sock fetish, we already know)

Thirteen of us "Old Timers"...

The original who are you thread.

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I just thought that since we noobies had to let you all know who we were, we noobs deserve the same from the old timers. Tell us a little about yourselves. (psssst Rex, you don't have to tell us about your sock fetish, we already know)

Thirteen of us "Old Timers"...

The original who are you thread.

Fuck off

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I just thought that since we noobies had to let you all know who we were, we noobs deserve the same from the old timers. Tell us a little about yourselves. (psssst Rex, you don't have to tell us about your sock fetish, we already know)

Thirteen of us "Old Timers"...

Kiss my black ass

The original who are you thread.

Fuck off

Hey Ms. Karlas!!!!!

Welcome to the boards

Um...........for me, what you see is what you get: I'm ditzy, absent minded, sarcastic, sometimes bitter, but mostly just clueless so if I say something, take it from that point of view!

Anyway, you have brownie points from me for being Klint's sister. He's an awesome guy

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Hey Ms. Karlas!!!!!

Welcome to the boards Um...........for me, what you see is what you get: I'm ditzy, absent minded, sarcastic, sometimes bitter, but mostly just clueless so if I say something, take it from that point of view!

Anyway, you have brownie points from me for being Klint's sister. He's an awesome guy

Thanks, I pretty much take all comments that way. You can tell most of the time if they are serious in any way.
I'll take the credit for Klint being part of who he is today, I am his big sis ya know. He is a really great person, I wouldn't trade him for the world, although when I was younger, there were many times I would have traded him, even if it meant a loss for me. He would tell you the same thing about me, sibling rivalry.

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Hey Ms. Karlas!!!!!

Welcome to the boards Um...........for me, what you see is what you get: I'm ditzy, absent minded, sarcastic, sometimes bitter, but mostly just clueless so if I say something, take it from that point of view!

Anyway, you have brownie points from me for being Klint's sister. He's an awesome guy

Thanks, I pretty much take all comments that way. You can tell most of the time if they are serious in any way.
I'll take the credit for Klint being part of who he is today, I am his big sis ya know. He is a really great person, I wouldn't trade him for the world, although when I was younger, there were many times I would have traded him, even if it meant a loss for me. He would tell you the same thing about me, sibling rivalry.

sisters get like that sometimes.

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I just thought that since we noobies had to let you all know who we were, we noobs deserve the same from the old timers. Tell us a little about yourselves. (psssst Rex, you don't have to tell us about your sock fetish, we already know)

Thirteen of us "Old Timers"...

Free socks!

The original who are you thread.

Fuck off

Monkeys in diapers are scary.

Hey Pro, I think you should interview Klint. I think it would be interesting to see what he has to say. Give you all a glimse into the person that he is.

He's on the list...

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sisters get like that sometimes.

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It's good to know that you're not a fellow Scot Dave. Thanks for putting me at ease.

I went to Scotland today and conducted a poll.
I asked them who they would most like to have Scottish heritage!
98% said Dave, 2% asked me if I had some loose change, but they all said they would rather kill themselves rather than admit Pariahtard had Scottish ancestors!

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I went to Scotland today and conducted a poll.
I asked them who they would most like to have Scottish heritage!
98% said Dave, 2% asked me if I had some loose change, but they all said they would rather kill themselves rather than admit Pariahtard had Scottish ancestors!

hahahahahahaha

Well done Nowhereman. I hope you weren't gang-raped while you were conducting your poll. Unless, of course, you wanted to be gang-raped.

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This is from the "so called" original who are you thread. This is far from the first I've seen though...

Real Name: James Kelly McCane
Gender: male
Birthdate: 8/12/56 Yes I said '56'!
Age: Older than the rest of you put together.
Hometown: Covington, Ky right across the river from downtown Cincinnati, Ohio
Current Residence: Burlington, Ky
Nationality: German-Irish
Marital Status: Married w/ 4kids (plus a neighborhood kid just moved in. Parents are in the midst of a very ugly divorce).
Height: 5'9"
Weight: I'll tell you when I hit goal weight. I am up 80 lbs since married life agreed so well with me lo those 20 years ago!
Eye Color: Bedroom green

Hair Color: naturally dark brown and churly
Occupation: Table games dealer at a riverboat casino. (Blackjack etc.) Stop by and win lots of money and tip me well!
Education: I only made it through 2 years of college and dropped out to help my family
Religion: Catholic
Politics: Lean more to the Democrat side. I'm envious of those who can get blowjobs while they're at work!
Favorite things: My wife and children, Rob Kamphausen, comics, Rob Kamphausen, Superman, Rob Kamphausen, silver age comics, Rob Kamphausen, Neil Young, Rob Kamphausen, and internet message boards!
Peircings: Why is this information pertinent? No piercings and no tatoos! Guess I'm showing my age!
Favorite TV Show: That '70's Show
Favorite Music: classic rock
Pets: 1 cat and 3 dogs and 2 dead goldfish

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Did I actually say that or did I insinuate that?

I think tiger skin suits you!

I thought that was a picture of you Nowhereman! She has your mouth!

(All the better for tricking down in Scottland, Me boyo!)

...and for Gob's sake get rid of the Chuck Norris pic already! Is he the guy you dream of when you got o sleep or what?

Hmmm....

Well said, McGurk!

(I always wanted to say, "Well said, McGurk!")

Mocking avatars is a little rich coming from someone who has a fat sweaty red flaced blob as an avatar!

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Well said, McGurk!

(I always wanted to say, "Well said, McGurk!")

You must be thinking the same thing I am.

eh might as well

Real Name: Shannon Messer
Gender: female
Birthdate: 12/04/85
Age: 20
Hometown: Detroit MI
Current Residence: Port Huron MI
Nationality: Mexican-Dutch
Marital Status: single and lab enduced preggers.
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 95lbs
Eye Color: N/A
Hair Color: uhh...blonde i think!
Occupation: Braille Trancriber and Part-Time Phone Sex Operator
Education: some college
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: socialist-economic Liberal
Peircings: Tongue, ears, belly buttona nd Vertical Hood.
tattoos: Blue Batman Begins emblem
Favorite TV Show: 24
Favorite Music: acid jazz/electronica
Pets: 1 dog, 1 conehead lizard, 1 snake and this damn fetus.

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eh might as well

Real Name: Shannon Messer
Gender: female
Birthdate: 12/04/85
Age: 20
Hometown: Detroit MI
Current Residence: Port Huron MI
Nationality: Mexican-Dutch
Marital Status: single and lab enduced preggers.
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 95lbs
Eye Color: N/A
Hair Color: uhh...blonde i think!
Occupation: Braille Trancriber and Part-Time Phone Sex Operator
Education: some college
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: socialist-economic Liberal
Peircings: Tongue, ears, belly buttona nd Vertical Hood.
tattoos: Blue Batman Begins emblem
Favorite TV Show: 24
Favorite Music: acid jazz/electronica
Pets: 1 dog, 1 conehead lizard, 1 snake and this damn fetus.

If it's not too personal, how come you decided to have a child, first of all single and second via lab?

.......Sneaky...you're pregnant?

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.......Sneaky...you're pregnant?

And it's not mine this time....I fucking swear!

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eh might as well

Real Name: Shannon Messer
Gender: female
Birthdate: 12/04/85
Age: 20
Hometown: Detroit MI
Current Residence: Port Huron MI
Nationality: Mexican-Dutch
Marital Status: single and lab enduced preggers.
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 95lbs
Eye Color: N/A
Hair Color: uhh...blonde i think!
Occupation: Braille Trancriber and Part-Time Phone Sex Operator
Education: some college
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: socialist-economic Liberal
Peircings: Tongue, ears, belly buttona nd Vertical Hood.
tattoos: Blue Batman Begins emblem
Favorite TV Show: 24
Favorite Music: acid jazz/electronica
Pets: 1 dog, 1 conehead lizard, 1 snake and this damn fetus.

If it's not too personal, how come you decided to have a child, first of all single and second via lab?

long story short, a close friend told me about a study involving the genetic passing of one of my condition and mehtods/drugs in which to prevent such passing....yadda yadda

eh, ain't proud of going through this single and young but if it helps i'm fine with it.

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.......Sneaky...you're pregnant?

yes, get me my chocolate pickles bitch.

Hey, why are you blocking PMs Sneaks?

How does a woman block PMS?

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Hey, why are you blocking PMs Sneaks?

oops..i am click wrong radio button.

the fuck do you want?

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eh might as well

Real Name: Shannon Messer
Gender: female
Birthdate: 12/04/85
Age: 20
Hometown: Detroit MI
Current Residence: Port Huron MI
Nationality: Mexican-Dutch
Marital Status: single and lab enduced preggers.
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 95lbs
Eye Color: N/A
Hair Color: uhh...blonde i think!
Occupation: Braille Trancriber and Part-Time Phone Sex Operator
Education: some college
Religion: Atheist.
Politics: socialist-economic Liberal
Peircings: Tongue, ears, belly buttona nd Vertical Hood.
tattoos: Blue Batman Begins emblem
Favorite TV Show: 24
Favorite Music: acid jazz/electronica
Pets: 1 dog, 1 conehead lizard, 1 snake and this damn fetus.

If it's not too personal, how come you decided to have a child, first of all single and second via lab?

long story short, a close friend told me about a study involving the genetic passing of one of my condition and mehtods/drugs in which to prevent such passing....yadda yadda

eh, ain't proud of going through this single and young but if it helps i'm fine with it.

Hey, anything that helps. I understand that completely, trust me on that one. I think you're brave for doing this. Best of luck to you. So what do you want, a boy or a girl? When are you due?

Sneaky, I hope your baby will be healthy and have a long happy life.

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Hey, anything that helps. I understand that completely, trust me on that one. I think you're brave for doing this. Best of luck to you. So what do you want, a boy or a girl? When are you due?

heh i dunno, we got into this friday night 'bout how i'd kill myself when she's 13. but yeah, due around christmas.

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How does a woman block PMS?

Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.

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How does a woman block PMS?

Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.

Not really. Just knock her up. Constantly. The Irish have known about this method for centuries.

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How does a woman block PMS?

Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.

Not really. Just knock her up. Constantly. The Irish have known about this method for centuries.

so, you're our little mistake then?

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How does a woman block PMS?

Whoever figures that out will be a billionaire.

Not really. Just knock her up. Constantly. The Irish have known about this method for centuries.

so, you're our little mistake then?

Yes Mommy. Now breastfeed me.

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Yes Mommy. Now breastfeed me.

i'm sorry, but rex is out buying socks, you'll have to wait.

Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!

Normally I refrain from making them, but since you asked so nicely:

Rex isn't out buying socks Sneaky. He's cheating with Socklisa.

yummy yummy yummy i got dried cum in my tummy

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Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!

I'm just glad no one's been making bald jokes at my expense!

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Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!

Is poor baby upset?
Aww, what a shame!

Now fuck off you sad little cunt!

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Another sock joke! They just get funnier and funnier! I think every post today should have a sock joke in it, that would be absolutely hilarious!

I'm just glad no one's been making bald jokes at my expense!

You're Bald.

I will answer because I am too cool to be passed up on something like this.

Name: Uschi
Real Name: I'd say "ass"
REAL Name: Ashley Haag
Date in which you passed through your mother's vagina: 02/04/1984
Loved Furry Things: retarded cat Taxi and lightning-brain dog Brandy
Status of Genetalia: a sarlacc snatch with teethes and a not-so-clean collection of detatchable penii. one left nut.
Favorite Alcoholic Beverages: Harp beer, Evan Williams or Jack Daniels with coke on the rocks. buy me these things and I will suck your most sensitive parts.
Height: I always wanted to be, like, eight foot fifteen
Weight: I also wish I was so fat I was round like a ball so I could roll places
Place of Employment: College Pharmacy (dot com!) as compounding technician (CPhT = certified pharmacy technician)
Things I'm Pretentious/Eleitest About: Movies - I hate motherfucking Hollywood shit. Friends - It takes a lot to be someone I'm willing to be friends with. personal issues.
I Support: verbal comedic violance
I do not Support: physical violance, disrespect, dishonesty
School I Attend: UCCS - University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, working on a Bachelors of Art minoring in Physics and Film and Prof.Von Dassanowski

She's the one with the kick-ass hair...

Sneaky and CJ are in there twice.

i love how we're all ganging up on the black guy.

since uschi did, i might as well too!

Real Name: Lori
Gender: female
Birthdate: 8/4/1983
Age: 22!
Hometown: uuum, i really dont have one we moved alot. at least i dont consiter haveing one anyway.
Current Residence: about 20 miles from pittsburgh
Nationality: irsh/english/german
Marital Status: serious relationship
Height: 5'
Weight: somewhere around 115-120 i havent steped on the dreaded scale lately lol
Eye Color: jade green
Hair Color: naturally mousy brown and red. right now its more red
Occupation: homemaker, i do some housecleaning for people too
Education:around two years in college
Religion: indepentant baptist/ protestant really
Politics: i dont like politics
Favorite things: my hunny, summer, rkmb, pc games, animals, web browsing, crafting, running a house hold, cleaning, cooking, baking, music, movies. to name a few lol
Peircings: just my ears.
Favorite TV Show: law in order, CSI, i watch alotta makeover shows like while you where out, and alotta cartoons
Favorite Music: rock, country
Pets: 1 chinchilla named chacha belle