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Posted By: harleykwin I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 6:39 PM
Seriously. Looks like Americans aren't the only ones to hold the "ugly" title anymore. And the whole not tipping your waitress because you don't do it at home is a huge pet peeve of mine. Read a Foder's or a Lonely Planet you ignorant fucks! They'll tell you about the local customs, courtesies, culture, etc... Feigning ignorance about things like that pisses me off to no end. And abruptly stopping on a crowded sidewalk and getting annoyed because people slam into you because you suddently stopped to take a picture? Fuck you. Anyway, I could go on a full on rant, but I'll just get to the article instead.


http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/27/weekinreview/27vite.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

They Came, They Toured, They Offended

By PAUL VITELLO
Published: May 27, 2007
EVERY summer, people all over the world become acquainted again with a deep truth spoken by the philosopher-tourist Steve Martin.

He was speaking for tourists everywhere, not just to France, when he said: “Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!”

That people from different countries observe different customs — not only of speaking, but of eating, sleeping, gesturing, counting change, observing boundaries of personal space, tipping cab drivers, standing in lines, avoiding certain topics of conversation at dinnertime as unbearably disgusting — is a truism one probably can never be reminded of too often.

Especially this year, which according to statistics compiled by New York City, is likely to be a very big year for foreign tourists around here. The dollar is cheap. The shopping is endless. And about seven million foreign visitors are expected in the city — the highest number since before 9/11 — mainly from Britain, Ireland, France, Italy, Spain, Scandinavia and Germany.

This is good news for New York, of course. Foreigners who vacation in the United States spend about four times as much as American tourists do.

But it is bad news only in those isolated cases (which you hear about if you talk to cabbies, tour guides and certain sarcastic individuals in sales) where the awe of Mr. Martin’s revelation is supplanted by the ugly reality of a culture clash — a tip denied, a personal boundary violated, or a long line at a drug store counter jumped by a family of Italian-speaking people, who forever thereafter shall be remembered by the offended party present (an acquaintance of mine) as those “ugly Europeans.”

Let it be said that no group holds a monopoly on the title of “ugly.” Tip-stiffing, line-jumping, excessive price-haggling, sidewalk-blocking-when-stopping-suddenly-to-take-pictures-of-a-person-playing-the-steel-drums — none of these are unique to any national group.

Expedia, the online travel service, conducted a survey of tourist boards around the world that rated British tourists as the most obnoxious. Some people in the tourism world claim that the Chinese, the newest wave of world travelers, are even more so.

Whatever. Is it time, at least, for retiring the term “ugly American” from the dictionary of foreign phrases?

The answer, according to experts in the rarified field of tourism anthropology, is a possible yes.

“Ugly” behavior in tourists is almost always in the eye of the people being toured; and Americans are no longer the only, or even the dominant group of tourists out in the world. We are now as often toured as tour-ing.

And New Yorkers, it turns out, are just as likely to be exasperated being toured by tourists unfamiliar with their local mores about tipping or standing in check-out lines, say, as the Achuar tribesmen of Ecuador are to be offended by tourists who sit on certain sacred rocks.

“The Achuars have actually developed a list of rules for tourists,” said Sharon Gmelch, an anthropology professor at Union College in Schenectady, N.Y. “If you are a man, you are not to look directly at a woman, for example. You are not to sit in certain sacred places, or touch anyone’s person. You’re not to take pictures without asking permission. Some of these rules might work in New York, too, I would imagine.”

Nelson H. H. Graburn, a professor of anthropology at the University of California at Berkeley, said one of his graduate students recently asked tour guides in China to rate the tourists from various Western countries.

“They told her that Israeli, French and American tourists could be the most difficult,” Professor Graburn said, “but that what distinguished Americans was that they could be loud and demanding, and then would invariably apologize and give them big tips.”

To be an ugly tourist is to miss the fundamental truth in Mr. Martin’s statement. “It is to have an overall lack of understanding that there is such a thing as cultural difference,” wrote Prof. Inga Treitler, the secretary for the National Association for the Practice of Anthropology, in an e-mail message.

Valene Smith, an anthropology professor at California State University at Chico who pioneered the academic study of tourism and travel in the 1970s, said that the tourists most likely to be deplored by their hosts these days are not the euro-rich Europeans or the British or the standard ugly Americans but the Chinese.

“They have only been traveling widely in the last five years or so, but they are touring in numbers no one has seen before — by the thousands,” she said. “They behave as they would at home — there is a lot of pushing and shoving. Very few speak languages other than Chinese.”

Last summer, in an incident widely discussed among travel experts, she said, 40,000 Chinese tourists descended on the small German city of Trier to visit the birthplace of Karl Marx.

“It was quite a mess,” Professor Smith said. “No one was prepared ahead of time. The Germans were quite upset.”

And so, my fellow Americans, this summer let us host and be hosted as travelers in a world in which we are no longer alone; a world where we can venture forth with the unschooled of other nations, and join hand in hand in ignorance of all the different words those French have for everything!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 8:22 PM
yeah! and fuck fanny packs too!
Posted By: notwedge Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 8:45 PM
IN THE FANNY!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 8:58 PM
YEAH!
Posted By: Grimm Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 10:54 PM
you realize "Fanny" has a different meaning in Europe. . .
Posted By: notwedge Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 10:55 PM
Oh yeah? Well, you can go eat snails, Frenchie!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 10:57 PM
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Grimm said:
you realize "Fanny" has a different meaning in Europe. . .




Yeah! It's an old lady's name!
Posted By: Grimm Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 10:58 PM
you're close, but think more "eating clams" than snails. ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Uschi Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 10:59 PM
yeah, the "little front-back," as Tank Girl puts it.
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 11:12 PM
so your gonna show your snatch?
Posted By: TK-069 Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 11:16 PM
YOU should follow suit. We might as well get the ball rollin' with the open-minded ladies...
Posted By: Uschi Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 11:58 PM
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sneaky bunny said:
so your gonna show your snatch?




oh, did you miss that one? Yeah, done and done.

furry? teethes?
Posted By: TK-069 Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-28 11:59 PM
Posted By: harleykwin Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 12:54 AM
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Uschi said:
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sneaky bunny said:
so your gonna show your snatch?




oh, did you miss that one? Yeah, done and done.

furry? teethes?




Yeah, that was a great if a little bit scary picture of your snatch...
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:06 AM
the legend of the sarlac snatch continues...
Posted By: harleykwin Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:08 AM
Some legends are based on fact.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:09 AM
(shudders...)
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:09 AM
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harleykwin said:
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sneaky bunny said:
so your gonna show your snatch?




oh, did you miss that one? Yeah, done and done.

furry? teethes?




Yeah, that was a great if a little bit scary picture of your snatch...



Posted By: harleykwin Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:11 AM
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Knutreturns said:
(shudders...)






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sneaky bunny said:
so your gonna show your snatch?




oh, did you miss that one? Yeah, done and done.

furry? teethes?




Yeah, that was a great if a little bit scary picture of your snatch...








Gah!

But that's not it...
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:11 AM
wow...uschi's snatch looks just like a red x...
Posted By: notwedge Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:12 AM
a LEGENDARY red x
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:16 AM
well that makes all the difference...
Posted By: harleykwin Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:17 AM
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sneaky bunny said:
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sneaky bunny said:
so your gonna show your snatch?




oh, did you miss that one? Yeah, done and done.

furry? teethes?




Yeah, that was a great if a little bit scary picture of your snatch...








http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Number/526222#526222
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:18 AM
do i really wanna click on that?
Posted By: harleykwin Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:20 AM
C'mon! It's funny!

Even after all this time it still makes me laugh!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:22 AM



dayum! Well looks like Uschi's got the greatest defense against rape evar!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:29 AM
wow we took this thread from hatred of tourist to sarlac snatch in under 3 pages. thats gotta be a record...
Posted By: harleykwin Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:31 AM
I still hate most tourists....

tah dah!

There! back on topic!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:33 AM
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:36 AM
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harleykwin said (emphasis added):
Valene Smith, an anthropology professor at California State University at Chico who pioneered the academic study of tourism and travel in the 1970s, said that the tourists most likely to be deplored by their hosts these days are not the euro-rich Europeans or the British or the standard ugly Americans but the Chinese.

“They have only been traveling widely in the last five years or so, but they are touring in numbers no one has seen before — by the thousands,” she said. “They behave as they would at home — there is a lot of pushing and shoving. Very few speak languages other than Chinese.”




They come in thousand-packs and they come in million-packs. No returns or refunds, just more and more and more exchanges. You wanted to know what nation cranks out the world's thinnest condoms; there's your answer.
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:40 AM
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Knutreturns said:
dayum! Well looks like Uschi's got the greatest defense against rape evar!



anti-rape device
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:44 AM
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sneaky bunny said:
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Knutreturns said:
dayum! Well looks like Uschi's got the greatest defense against rape evar!



anti-rape device





uschi better get her share of the profits. clearly she helped with the prototype...
Posted By: harleykwin Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:46 AM
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sneaky bunny said:
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Knutreturns said:
dayum! Well looks like Uschi's got the greatest defense against rape evar!



anti-rape device




Dayum...
Posted By: Uschi Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:53 AM
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notwedge said:
a LEGENDARY red x




Posted By: TK-069 Re: I hate tourists... - 2007-05-29 1:56 AM
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