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heh...harleys on top of me...

you need help.

are u offering?

Its a bit much. I like the old way where it only went for an hour.

I meant psychiatric "help" honey...

But nice try...

well ya shoot and hope for the best...

iono, i have been off and on all day, though just haven't had much to say

i set it for 500 minutes to test the new script.

everyone is online!

it'll be baack to 60 soon enough

Always aim high, playboy...

Seriously, I think almost all the posters who post regularly are listed...

party at the rkmbs! wheres the whiskey??

In Harley's belly.

wooooooooo



it's not that rot gut kentucky derby is it. shit.

gobdamnit harl...drink all the whiskey?


ok. wheres the rum?

hah! rum!

seriously......she drank all the whiskey?

Playas don't drink rum, dawg...

Exception: 151...straight with a twist of lemon.

Drink 4 of those in an hour and then try to mack on a honey. If you can pull her, you got skills. If not, drink 2 more and try again...

(-500 cool points for vomiting on her cleavage.)

Jameson's is only for the strong, dun...

That's what you get for showing up late to the party...

What is, "Where I want to put my seed", Mr. Trebek? I'll take "Ladies of the RKMBs" for $200...

(I keed, I keed. Kinda.)

i drink 151 straight. No gay lemon gettin in the way. If i drink 4 of em and mack on a girl im sure ill be disapointed in the morning cause shell probably be way uglier than i remembered...

Ahhh. Coyote ugly.

Been there a time or two myself.

Of course to be fair, if you drink 4 of them in an hour and you do get a girl, SHE'LL prolly be disappointed in about 10 minutes or so...

For the record, I almost died drinking 151 way back in the day...true story...I can't even smell that shit to this day.

A friend of mine schooled me to the twist...he said it cuts the burn.

really. hmm might have to try it then. (cause that shit burns like hell!)

Me too...I split a liter with a friend and then we went out to bucket of beer night....I was literally bed ill for 2 days i should have gone to the hospital.

gobdamn guys. i dont know how much of that stuff yall be drinking but...damn

How did you not end up with alcohol poisoning? damn...

I think I did....apparently non-lethal amounts though.

PI should be immune from alcohol poisoning at this point

i am just in awe of the tab at the end of his night

Was 17 and thought I was a bad ass. Swiped a fifth off my old man's bar and shared it with a couple of friends while walking to a house party...

I drank about 3/4 of the bottle by the time we went into the party. I was coherent for about 6 minutes after going in.

I remember grabbing some girl's ass, stumbling over a chair and projectile vomiting on the DJ and his turntables. After that, oblivion.

They had to call my crib to come get me...

I woke up 36 hours later in the hospital. My B.A.C was over .2 when they pumped my stomach. Even a day and a half later, after stomach pumping and forced ingestion of charcoal to soak up the residual alcohol, I was still legally drunk...They said if my parents hadn't brought me to the hospital when they did, I'd have gone into a coma within an hour and died.

Good times, man...good times.

daaaaaaaaayyyyuuuumm

Dude, that's why he starts drinking at home...

no shit.


never let myself get that far gone. not even close

Yup.

That bastard was raw.

And stupid as fuck...






Some things never change.

shit i barely ever go to the bar cause of mine, i don;t wanna imagine his

i dont like alcohol

the bottle was at the dorm..the beer was off campus....I ate and puked that night, and puked the next day until there was no puke and I was dry heaving-the rest of the first day...I never threw up blood so i didn't go to the hospital.

I was young and stupid.

The only other time I ever appraoched that level was the first time I ever drank grain.

That shit is no good for you at all.

Now, it's nothing but good scotch and sensible amounts.

yeah ive been the same. its funny cause ive been pretty ripped before but never as much as my friends. when we would go out to the city or whatever i was always the one to make sure that i would be the one to stay just sober enough to get us out of any shit (if any happened)

i just like to stay clear headed enough to finish anything i start. worst i got was the first time i had everclear cherries. a bottle of jose cuervo, a few jello shots and all the cherries i could grab, i was down and out!

You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!

Mom....?

Yeah...of all the times I've tried to kill myself that was the most successful...

It's Uschi's way of showing love....

I guess I should make it my new sig. It's the nicest thing she's ever said to me....

alright, we need bastard to go post in that "post here if you quote Uschi in your signature" thread.

Heh. Almost exactly a year later...stil got the sig.

it goes to eleven.

This...is Spinal Tap.

good times...

Yes, but enough about your fantasies.

no no, fantasies with Kwink are good

like microwaving her babies.

Look Microwaving Babys is just wrong.

Try stuffing it with citrus and roast it.

or you can inject it with butter and put it in a turkey deep fryer.

Smoke it maybe.

*disclaimer:not intended for actual use*

Check out Top Chef over here...

Or the Naked Chef.........tee hee!

Please...your tits are entirely too big for you to be a good cook.

I heard one time she was in the kitchen naked puffing away on a virgina slim. The cherry fell off set her pubes a blazin'. Well dear mocha tried to put it out with a bottle of crystal palace. And well, she burnt the shit out of mary-kate and ashley.

You get better drugs than anybody I know...

Your fantasies can stay.

Drugs or not eight male midgets living in a tree packing fudge scares teh shit out of me.

as well it should

Right? I mean I get that Mrs. Butterworth is the fucking Rosa Parks of my fridge no matter how much i try to block her off in the back. but does she need to have the oranges beat up on the white milk?

PJPeeee! Don't hit ladies!

don't listen to uschi!

smack her and shut her up!