RKMBs
\:ralph\:

I used to drop the now famous "PJP Go Fuck Yourself..." link whenever I read a PrincessE post, but now this...

http://www.rkmbs.com/...rt/1#Post831722

She voted JLA for Writer's Block Mod.

All of her past transgressions against me, and my beloved RACK points have been forgiven.

Don't judge me.

Paul.
\=O

\:\?\!\:

\:\( Say it ain't so, my GOD...say it ain't so... \:\(
Here is the proposal I will run by Elsia...

I. Open covenants of peace, openly arrived at, after which there shall be no private international understandings of any kind but diplomacy shall proceed always frankly and in the public view.

II. Absolute freedom of navigation upon the seas, outside territorial waters, alike in peace and in war, except as the seas may be closed in whole or in part by international action for the enforcement of international covenants.

III. The removal, so far as possible, of all economic barriers and the establishment of an equality of trade conditions among all the nations consenting to the peace and associating themselves for its maintenance.

IV. Adequate guarantees given and taken that national armaments will be reduced to the lowest point consistent with domestic safety.

V. A free, open-minded, and absolutely impartial adjustment of all colonial claims, based upon a strict observance of the principle that in determining all such questions of sovereignty the interests of the populations concerned must have equal weight with the equitable claims of the government whose title is to be determined.

VI. The evacuation of all Russian territory and such a settlement of all questions affecting Russia as will secure the best and freest cooperation of the other nations of the world in obtaining for her an unhampered and unembarrassed opportunity for the independent determination of her own political development and national policy and assure her of a sincere welcome into the society of free nations under institutions of her own choosing; and, more than a welcome, assistance also of every kind that she may need and may herself desire. The treatment accorded Russia by her sister nations in the months to come will be the acid test of their good will, of their comprehension of her needs as distinguished from their own interests, and of their intelligent and unselfish sympathy.

VII. Belgium, the whole world will agree, must be evacuated and restored, without any attempt to limit the sovereignty which she enjoys in common with all other free nations. No other single act will serve as this will serve to restore confidence among the nations in the laws which they have themselves set and determined for the government of their relations with one another. Without this healing act the whole structure and validity of international law is forever impaired.

VIII. All French territory should be freed and the invaded portions restored, and the wrong done to France by Prussia in 1871 in the matter of Alsace-Lorraine, which has unsettled the peace of the world for nearly fifty years, should be righted, in order that peace may once more be made secure in the interest of all.

IX. A readjustment of the frontiers of Italy should be effected along clearly recognizable lines of nationality.

X. The peoples of Austria-Hungary, whose place among the nations we wish to see safeguarded and assured, should be accorded the freest opportunity of autonomous development.

XI. Romania, Serbia, and Montenegro should be evacuated; occupied territories restored; Serbia accorded free and secure access to the sea; and the relations of the several Balkan states to one another determined by friendly counsel along historically established lines of allegiance and nationality; and international guarantees of the political and economic independence and territorial integrity of the several Balkan states should be entered into.

XII. The Turkish portions of the present Ottoman Empire should be assured a secure sovereignty, but the other nationalities which are now under Turkish rule should be assured an undoubted security of life and an absolutely unmolested opportunity of an autonomous development, and the Dardanelles should be permanently opened as a free passage to the ships and commerce of all nations under international guarantees.

XIII. An independent Polish state should be erected which should include the territories inhabited by indisputably Polish populations, which should be assured a free and secure access to the sea, and whose political and economic independence and territorial integrity should be guaranteed by international covenant.

XIV. A general association of nations must be formed under specific covenants for the purpose of affording mutual guarantees of political independence and territorial integrity to great and small states alike.
big wheel broke down... \:nono\:
wow. i never thought this day would come...
Magneto was right!
 Originally Posted By: Glacier16
Magneto was right!


Long Live The Alliance!
i think i've just lost faith in JLA. Why would our hero fold to that....that...thing and not stand by his followers who've also been insulted by it? this makes piles of porn seem so, dirty.
That's the whole point, actually.

The dirtier, the better...
this smells of roid rage
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAR!

\:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
\:ralph\:

I used to drop the now famous "PJP Go Fuck Yourself..." link whenever I read a PrincessE post, but now this...

http://www.rkmbs.com/...rt/1#Post831722

She voted JLA for Writer's Block Mod.

All of her past transgressions against me, and my beloved RACK points have been forgiven.

Don't judge me.

Paul.

she blocked me from myspace.
who will now fight for me? \:\(
Elsia blocked you, too?

I thought bunny was the only one to do that!
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
i think i've just lost faith in JLA. Why would our hero fold to that....that...thing and not stand by his followers who've also been insulted by it? this makes piles of porn seem so, dirty.


Pillados...actrices...famosos...y mucho mas!
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
\:ralph\:

I used to drop the now famous "PJP Go Fuck Yourself..." link whenever I read a PrincessE post, but now this...

http://www.rkmbs.com/...rt/1#Post831722

She voted JLA for Writer's Block Mod.

All of her past transgressions against me, and my beloved RACK points have been forgiven.

Don't judge me.

Paul.

You fucking sell out faggot cunt pig!
see, even gingers hurt.
I feel so...confused.
like gym class?
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...

\:nono\:
I sense a revolt on the horizon...
MisterJLA turned on his fans. I'm burning my JLA Fanclub membership card and T-shirt as we speak...
I HOPE HE NEVER GETS A BOWLING TROPHY!
\:cry\:
See what you did, Paul??? Damn you...
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I HOPE HE NEVER GETS A BOWLING TROPHY!




\:whoa\: evar?
NEVA-EVAH!
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
MisterJLA turned on his fans. I'm burning my JLA Fanclub membership card and T-shirt as we speak...


OMG, you took him outta your sig! \=O
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
MisterJLA turned on his fans. I'm burning my JLA Fanclub membership card and T-shirt as we speak...


OMG, you took him outta your sig! \=O


Yup. That's what you do when faced with a heel turn. The way things are now, you'll see a Beardguy quote in my sig before you'll see any reference to Paul Mandral. Which is who is is to me now: Paul Mandral.
Daaa-yum.
\:dint\:
Heretics!
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Heretics!


Turncoat!
Is the rkmbs civil war next?
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Is the rkmbs civil war next?


I predict, by month's end, that Paul Mandral will be less popular than Nonoxynol9 and Shaddaptwat1 combined.
The event that leads to RKMBS Civil War will be when someone relevant crosses the line with Harley.
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
The event that leads to RKMBS Civil War will be when someone relevant crosses the line with Harley.


I figured it would happen when PJP finally made his move to take over the boards and oust Rob as admin...
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
The event that leads to RKMBS Civil War will be when someone relevant crosses the line with Harley.


ha!
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Heretics!

Be quiet Speedy.
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.
Nowhereman shits on you, Paul Mandral!
oh and Rob secretly controls our every move.
So they are saying that PJP and JLA are more like Magneto and Dr Doom than Captain America and Iron Man.
we aren't necesarily good guys.
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Elsia blocked you, too?

I thought bunny was the only one to do that!

\:\(
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...

sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.
 Originally Posted By: PJP
oh and Rob secretly controls our every move.

so we're just a dream in his retarded son rex's snowglobe?
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....rWo for Life.
I did it via PM and attemtped a stealth attack of course.
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....RwO for Life.


\:nono\:

The world, as I know it, has ended. Next thing you know, Nowhereman will be a sunny, chipper British gent with nothing but kind words. The message board gods are in the midst of their Ragnarok...

\:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...

sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.


HA HA HA HA HA HA! \:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...

sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.


HA HA HA HA HA HA! \:lol\:

thanks!
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Pig Iran
The event that leads to RKMBS Civil War will be when someone relevant crosses the line with Harley.


I figured it would happen when PJP finally made his move to take over the boards and oust Rob as admin...


this sunday? no no, its just dinner and drinks. maybe some dancing.

 Originally Posted By: PJP
rWo for Life.


just! too! sweeeeeeeeet!
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....rWo for Life.


\:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


\:damntrue\:

Sweep the leg!
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...

sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.


HA HA HA HA HA HA! \:lol\:

thanks!


he's Cuban! \:grumble\:
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
MisterJLA turned on his fans. I'm burning my JLA Fanclub membership card and T-shirt as we speak...


It helps if you take the shirt off first.
stop trying to get joe's shirt off!
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Is the rkmbs civil war next?


John Titor was right!


P.S. I would have linked to the thread on this board, but Rob's search function is shit.
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
stop trying to get joe's shirt off!


I didn't realize you were so possessive over Joe.
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....RwO for Life.


\:nono\:

The world, as I know it, has ended. Next thing you know, Nowhereman will be a sunny, chipper British gent with nothing but kind words. The message board gods are in the midst of their Ragnarok...

\:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:

Go fuck yourself you fat cunt!
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...

sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.


HA HA HA HA HA HA! \:lol\:

thanks!


he's Cuban! \:grumble\:



and yet, its still hilarious. nice one squeaky...
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
stop trying to get joe's shirt off!


I didn't realize you were so possessive over Joe.


well, i am obsessed with him keeping his shirt on.

i just assumed we all were.


 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Is the rkmbs civil war next?


John Titor was right!


P.S. I would have linked to the thread on this board, but Rob's search function is shit.


you click "search" then type in "john titor" in the search field, searching in post body. the actual thread is like the 10th one down

here
Heh, TITor!
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
stop trying to get joe's shirt off!


I didn't realize you were so possessive over Joe.


well, i am obsessed with him keeping his shirt on.

i just assumed we all were.


That's not what you were telling him after all those shots of Jose Cuervo.

 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Is the rkmbs civil war next?


John Titor was right!


P.S. I would have linked to the thread on this board, but Rob's search function is shit.


you click "search" then type in "john titor" in the search field, searching in post body. the actual thread is like the 10th one down

here


Yes, I would never have thought to use it that way. \:rollseyes

I kept getting a message that no such posts existed or that I needed to be logged in to use the search function even though that little area on the top right was telling me "Welcome thedoctor".





Your search function is shit.
Always works fine for me.
It does take longer than the old boards, but I've had no problems with it at all!
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....RwO for Life.


\:nono\:

The world, as I know it, has ended. Next thing you know, Nowhereman will be a sunny, chipper British gent with nothing but kind words. The message board gods are in the midst of their Ragnarok...

\:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:

Go fuck yourself you fat cunt!


This post actually fills me with relief. Relief that I'll unload in his twatty, chinless, ginger face while he's licking my balls!
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Is the rkmbs civil war next?


John Titor was right!


P.S. I would have linked to the thread on this board, but Rob's search function is shit.


you click "search" then type in "john titor" in the search field, searching in post body. the actual thread is like the 10th one down

here


Yes, I would never have thought to use it that way. \:rollseyes


then you wouldn't have had an issue.

please see nowhereman's tech support office.
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....RwO for Life.


\:nono\:

The world, as I know it, has ended. Next thing you know, Nowhereman will be a sunny, chipper British gent with nothing but kind words. The message board gods are in the midst of their Ragnarok...

\:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:

Go fuck yourself you fat cunt!


This post actually fills me with relief. Relief that I'll unload in his twatty, chinless, ginger face while he's licking my balls!

Two facts you got mixed up:
I have a chin
You have no balls

Thankyou for playing, better luck next time!
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....RwO for Life.


\:nono\:

The world, as I know it, has ended. Next thing you know, Nowhereman will be a sunny, chipper British gent with nothing but kind words. The message board gods are in the midst of their Ragnarok...

\:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:

Go fuck yourself you fat cunt!


This post actually fills me with relief. Relief that I'll unload in his twatty, chinless, ginger face while he's licking my balls!

Two facts you got mixed up:
I have a chin
You have no balls

Thankyou for playing, better luck next time!


Whatever you say, Slurpy MacDroolsalot!
Sure Miss. No-nads, sure!
Q: What did the Welsh guy say to the Irish guy when they were in the middle of haveing gay sex?


A: Finn, you cannot call me sweet CC until have swallowed at least 10 ccs of my semen.
What did the Drunkard say as I kicked his teeth in?

Nothing cause he was too busy bleeding to death from the knife I cut his throat with!
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...

sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.


HA HA HA HA HA HA! \:lol\:

thanks!


he's Cuban! \:grumble\:

same tube different triptik.
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
What did the Drunkard say as I kicked his teeth in?

Nothing cause he was too busy bleeding to death from the knife I cut his throat with!


\:lol\:
Ouch...
\:damntrue\:
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
What did the Drunkard say as I kicked his teeth in?

Nothing cause he was too busy bleeding to death from the knife I cut his throat with!


\:lol\: \:lol\:
That was crazy gangster shit there...
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!

Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?

If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"

HYPOCRITES!
1. JLA will always come before you and everyone else to each and everyone of us no matter what he does.
2. yes, we'd jump of the bridge and get ate by a fucking shark to get away from your bible thumping ass.
3. shut the fuck up.
damn sneaky...
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
What did the Drunkard say as I kicked his teeth in?

Nothing cause he was too busy bleeding to death from the knife I cut his throat with!


\:lol\: \:lol\:


Arguably the best line from Blues Brothers:

"I think you'll look pretty funny tryin' ta eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth."
 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!

Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?

If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"

HYPOCRITES!


Dear, stupid, manly cunt,

We dislike HIM for LIKING you. Or, not hating you. It has nothing to do with you directly. LEARN TO READ. Also, learn the meaning of "hypocrate."
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
1. JLA will always come before you and everyone else to each and everyone of us no matter what he does.
2. yes, we'd jump of the bridge and get ate by a fucking shark to get away from your bible thumping ass.
3. shut the fuck up.


We really need to get together and FUCK sometime.
[quote=Joe Mama]MisterJLA turned on his fans. I'm burning my JLA Fanclub membership card and T-shirt as we speak... [/quote]
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: PJP
One thing about JLA and his protoge......we are very much independent rogues that make allies that are convenient for the time being. We are RKMB free agents and can turn heel or face anytime.


Yeah! I taught you well...


PJP would never sell out the way you have, Paul. The student has surpassed the teacher. The only question that remains is, how did she get to you? What did she offer that bought you out so easily?

I'm so disillusioned... \:nono\: \:nono\: \:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:
I tried to enlist elsia and Jeff Glacier last week to help attack a fellow poster.....sadly they felt that would be unchristian.....nevertheless you should know that with PJP and JLA anything is possible.....RwO for Life.


\:nono\:

The world, as I know it, has ended. Next thing you know, Nowhereman will be a sunny, chipper British gent with nothing but kind words. The message board gods are in the midst of their Ragnarok...

\:nono\:

Hold me, \:grumble\:


Wait Nowhereman isn't Sunny and Chipper.......
I know he's a cunt but I always thought of him as a happy cunt
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
1. JLA will always come before you and everyone else to each and everyone of us no matter what he does.

No wonder his sexual partners (Rob, Jerry, Velo) are always so disapointed!
 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!

Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?

If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"

HYPOCRITES!


Dear Man Thing
Please refer to my avatar!

Sincerely
Everyone..........ever!
 Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa
Hey I can take my vote for JLA back if everybody's gonna start hating him again!

Why must you rkmbers always do the opposite of what I say?!? If I said don't jump over a bridge would you guys suddenly jump over it just because it's the OPPOSITE of what I said?!?

If I had said, "JLA sucks" everybody would have said, "he rules." So I decided to be redemptive and vote JLA for mod and what do you guys do?!? After months of praising the guy, all of a sudden, "he sucks?!?"

HYPOCRITES!


It's not a case of willfully doing the opposite of what you say - we're not your students minutes before you start torturing them Hostel-style. Nor is it hyprocrisy. It's a simple case of a few comfortable constants at the RKMBs:

1) Snarf will always be a whiny bald virgin

2) Nowhereman will be a surly, "cunt"-spewing Welshman.

3) Cross will always be somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic with the FiOS that I sold him (or tried to).

4) BSAMS, Mxy, and PJP will always be message board gods.

5) Rob will always be gay.

6) Paul Mandral, the former MisterJLA, will always oppose you, as good opposes evil and Dusty Rhodes opposes the Four Horsemen.

Any deviation from these, or some of the other, norms creates chaos and threatens our way of life here at the RKMBs. Plus, it makes Paul look like a banana queer. In essence, you're irrelevant. It's the status quo that supercedes all. Now go back to persecuting your minority students...

PS: Sneaky's response to you gave me the good tingle in my bathing suit region...
Also, isnt someone who normally opposes JLA and is now suddenly supporting him, being a bit hypocritical?
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Also, isnt someone who normally opposes JLA and is now suddenly supporting him, being a bit hypocritical?


No, it's "Christian".

\:rollseyes x "dominus omus"
So, if she started praising the devil as well, that'd be "Christian"..........how retarded!
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Also, learn the meaning of "hypocrate."

Is that what they deliver needles in?
 Originally Posted By: Balloon Knot


Wait Nowhereman isn't Sunny and Chipper.......
I know he's a cunt but I always thought of him as a happy cunt

Stop coming on to me you fat bearded clam!
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I sense a revolt on the horizon...

we could really use your eight brothers and twelve sisters.


Cousins, honey, cousins - and you're off by one - there are only 19 of us...

sorry, i forgot little Elián didn't make it.


HA HA HA HA HA HA! \:lol\:

thanks!


he's Cuban! \:grumble\:


same tube different triptik.


Harley complace no me hace salgo. yo sólo quiero jugar el monopolio.
oh. i get to be the battleship!
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Balloon Knot


Wait Nowhereman isn't Sunny and Chipper.......
I know he's a cunt but I always thought of him as a happy cunt

Stop coming on to me you fat bearded clam!


Be nice or I won't let you wear the tiara
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...

\:nono\:



Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, he turned on me first!
 Originally Posted By: Louie Bastardo
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...

\:nono\:



Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, he turned on me first!


YOU know that. I know that. I'm talking from his vantage point. By the way, when we eventually reunite, I'm targeting Paul Mandral first. It's time all family business got settled.
Man...
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Louie Bastardo
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...

\:nono\:



Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, he turned on me first!


YOU know that. I know that. I'm talking from his vantage point. By the way, when we eventually reunite, I'm targeting Paul Mandral first. It's time all family business got settled.



oh, but I'm retired. . . o\:\)
 Originally Posted By: Louie Bastardo
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Louie Bastardo
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
So THIS is how Oakley felt after Louie Bastardo turned on him. Thanks, JLA...

\:nono\:



Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you, he turned on me first!


YOU know that. I know that. I'm talking from his vantage point. By the way, when we eventually reunite, I'm targeting Paul Mandral first. It's time all family business got settled.



oh, but I'm retired. . . o\:\)


\:sealed\:
Why are you having such a hard time with this Joe?


Let me put it to you in wrestling terms so you may better understand.......JLA and I are the types of guys that you would form a tentative alliance with and have some great tag matches with as partners that thrilled the fans. Then eventually you would face the top heal team and when you were alone in the ring getting pummeled by both heals and kept looking to get a tag or some help from us we would conveniently look the other way. Then when you lost the match and were broken and bloody we would go into the ring and take a shit on your chest.

Does that help you understand better?

Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.
 Originally Posted By: PJP
Why are you having such a hard time with this Joe?


Let me put it to you in wrestling terms so you may better understand.......JLA and I are the types of guys that you would form a tentative alliance with and have some great tag matches with as partners that thrilled the fans. Then eventually you would face the top heal team and when you were alone in the ring getting pummeled by both heals and kept looking to get a tag or some help from us we would conveniently look the other way. Then when you lost the match and were broken and bloody we would go into the ring and take a shit on your chest.

Does that help you understand better?


Let me put this in simple terms:

I'm bored. Work is boring. Any chance I have to get a good "feud" going with someone whom I actually get along with is a chance I'll take. If this really bothered me, I wouldn't comment in an open thread - I'd address it via PM with Paul. We both know, if Paul was REALLY bothered by this, he'd just wipe me out (message board god-style). So, really, this is a non-issue. I'm surprised I have to explain this to you, of all people.

And no one shits on The Enforcer's chest! I'm no li'l Jimmy Norton!
 Originally Posted By: Grimm

Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.


There IS my track record...
That's true.....I'm wondering why he hasn't wiped you out yet?
 Originally Posted By: PJP
That's true.....I'm wondering why he hasn't wiped you out yet?


HELLO! #1 acolyte!!!
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm

Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.


There IS my track record...



yeah. those poor japanese tourists. \:nono\: although I think the skinny one kinda liked it. \:x
even still....I'm sure he won't tolerate not being in your sig for much longer.
I shit on Elsia!
I shit on JLA!
They are banana queers!
Hogan too!
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm

Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.


There IS my track record...



yeah. those poor japanese tourists. \:nono\: although I think the skinny one kinda liked it. \:x


The skinny one paid well for the rest. One question: which one was the skinny one? They all look the same to me.
Fused
 Originally Posted By: PJP
even still....I'm sure he won't tolerate not being in your sig for much longer.


You're totally ruining this for me. You know that, right?
Kaz was watching in the background.

and videotaping it!
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm

Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.


There IS my track record...



yeah. those poor japanese tourists. \:nono\: although I think the skinny one kinda liked it. \:x


The skinny one paid well for the rest. One question: which one was the skinny one? They all look the same to me.



the one who wanted you to give him a reacharound after.
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm

Joe always saw himself as the betrayer who does the shitting.


There IS my track record...



yeah. those poor japanese tourists. \:nono\: although I think the skinny one kinda liked it. \:x


The skinny one paid well for the rest. One question: which one was the skinny one? They all look the same to me.



the one who wanted you to give him a reacharound after.


Oh yeah! HIM! He was silly!
 Originally Posted By: PJP
Fused
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
even still....I'm sure he won't tolerate not being in your sig for much longer.


You're totally ruining this for me. You know that, right?
yup.....I'm a douche.
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: PJP
Fused


\:sealed\:
all bad...
 Originally Posted By: PJP
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
even still....I'm sure he won't tolerate not being in your sig for much longer.


You're totally ruining this for me. You know that, right?
yup.....I'm a douche.


A John Edwards-level douche.

\:nono\: \:cry\:
\:dint\:
My work is done here.
My work is done here.
Rob is gay!
You am an 'Orrible cunt!
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
Why are you having such a hard time with this Joe?


Let me put it to you in wrestling terms so you may better understand.......JLA and I are the types of guys that you would form a tentative alliance with and have some great tag matches with as partners that thrilled the fans. Then eventually you would face the top heal team and when you were alone in the ring getting pummeled by both heals and kept looking to get a tag or some help from us we would conveniently look the other way. Then when you lost the match and were broken and bloody we would go into the ring and take a shit on your chest.

Does that help you understand better?


Let me put this in simple terms:

I'm bored. Work is boring. Any chance I have to get a good "feud" going with someone whom I actually get along with is a chance I'll take. If this really bothered me, I wouldn't comment in an open thread - I'd address it via PM with Paul. We both know, if Paul was REALLY bothered by this, he'd just wipe me out (message board god-style). So, really, this is a non-issue. I'm surprised I have to explain this to you, of all people.

And no one shits on The Enforcer's chest! I'm no li'l Jimmy Norton!



Yes but you do have meat tits
 Originally Posted By: Balloon Knot
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: PJP
Why are you having such a hard time with this Joe?


Let me put it to you in wrestling terms so you may better understand.......JLA and I are the types of guys that you would form a tentative alliance with and have some great tag matches with as partners that thrilled the fans. Then eventually you would face the top heal team and when you were alone in the ring getting pummeled by both heals and kept looking to get a tag or some help from us we would conveniently look the other way. Then when you lost the match and were broken and bloody we would go into the ring and take a shit on your chest.

Does that help you understand better?


Let me put this in simple terms:

I'm bored. Work is boring. Any chance I have to get a good "feud" going with someone whom I actually get along with is a chance I'll take. If this really bothered me, I wouldn't comment in an open thread - I'd address it via PM with Paul. We both know, if Paul was REALLY bothered by this, he'd just wipe me out (message board god-style). So, really, this is a non-issue. I'm surprised I have to explain this to you, of all people.

And no one shits on The Enforcer's chest! I'm no li'l Jimmy Norton!



Yes but you do have meat tits


Don't you have a Rolls Royce on eBay to buy? Shut up, stupid.
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