Cross, it gets lonely out there on the ocean, doesn't it?

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Forum: Women
Thread: Amy (Complete)

what happened to lucy?

Ocean?

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

what happened to lucy?

Cross lost the puncture repair kit.

Poor Cross. He goes through all the trouble of getting fiber on the boat...just so he can see you all belittle him.

he knew the job was dangerous when he took it...

He wasn't ready...

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

don't care or does rob need to add on a SAP button?

I care!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

Presactly!

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

don't care or does rob need to add on a SAP button?

I speeky gud english.

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I care!

Your wonderment needs no justification, Jake.

"I have been...and always shall be...your friend..."

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

Presactly!

Don't make me topple you from power...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

Presactly!

Don't make me topple you from power...

she's far too busy to worry about forum modding.

Have her back by nine, please...

Pro's got her booked for another date at nine.

I gotsa makes ma' bank!

word

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

Presactly!

Don't make me topple you from power...

Yes, because I use my power for such wicked purposes...

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

Presactly!

Don't make me topple you from power...

she's far too busy to worry about forum modding.

Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People

Pro's got her booked for another date at nine.

And by 9:02 Pro's done.

He's a quick date.

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People

Pro's got her booked for another date at nine.

And by 9:02 Pro's done.

He's a quick date.

Someone's not quite following the stream of conversation...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People

Pro's got her booked for another date at nine.

And by 9:02 Pro's done.

He's a quick date.

Someone's not quite following the stream of conversation...

Nah, I followed it - I just decided to change it... $;\)$

$\:\($ You never talk to me anymore...

You gotta pay more for dirty talk.

pro ran outta pennies...

I'll PayPal her a pimp-slap...

as long as its way strong, ill roll with that...

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

pro ran outta pennies...

Wait...wait...wait..."pennies"...

I totally let that fly by me too fast. You nailed me AND her in one simple elbow-snap. LMFAO!! Well played Knutson!

You're getting better every day...

gob bless rehearsals...

if you'd watch the ATHF video clips, you'd get the reference. . .

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

pro ran outta pennies...

Oh I got the reference, and I don't need no stinking has-been cartoon to tell me Knutson is funny.

Bitches!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

I'll PayPal her a pimp-slap...

You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

as long as its way strong, ill roll with that...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Oh I got the reference, and I don't need no stinking has-been cartoon to tell me Knutson is funny.

Bitches!

but you apparently do need to be told that it's K-nutson.

how far the mighty have fallen.

Oh, you're tapping me on spelling? Come on. You're GRIMM!!! You can do better...

Besides, I'll call Newbie McKnutson anything I like.

Bitches!!*

*(I've been watching the Flavor Flav roast on Comedy Central. Apologies.)

Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...

But, you told me you were scared of the real thing. You seem confused. As usual...

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?

That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Oh, you're tapping me on spelling? Come on. You're GRIMM!!! You can do better...

Besides, I'll call Newbie McKnutson anything I like.

Bitches!!*

*(I've been watching the Flavor Flav roast on Comedy Central. Apologies.)

I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?

That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!

oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.

Originally Posted By: Grimm

I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!

That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...

But, you told me you were scared of the real thing. You seem confused. As usual...

Sweetie, you would have to have the real thing in the first place in order to be able to show it to me...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Grimm

I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!

That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK...

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?

That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!

oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.

I by "meteor shower" you mean--....ah, fuck it...we know where this goes...

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...

But, you told me you were scared of the real thing. You seem confused. As usual...

Sweetie, you would have to have the real thing in the first place in order to be able to show it to me...

Don't worry...I do.

My wife keeps it in her back pocket... $\:\($

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Grimm

I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!

That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...

you leave Denny out of this! he's a good man! A GOOD MAN!!!!!!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?

That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!

oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.

I by "meteor shower" you mean--....ah, fuck it...we know where this goes...

I fix the cable?

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Grimm

I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!

That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear--I SWEAR--I forgot you were Hispanic! I was just saying funny random things! I swear to god it wasn't intentional!

I wish it had been, it would've been even funnier...

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Who the fuck are the K-nutsons?

That's a good question. Let's ask Grimm.

GRIMM!!! GET ON THE DANG ROOF!!!

oh, sure, to watch the "meteor shower", no doubt.

I by "meteor shower" you mean--....ah, fuck it...we know where this goes...

I fix the cable?

You know my soul so well...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

You keep your limp slap - well your limp everything - away from me...

But, you told me you were scared of the real thing. You seem confused. As usual...

Sweetie, you would have to have the real thing in the first place in order to be able to show it to me...

Don't worry...I do.

My wife keeps it in her back pocket... $\:\($

Well, tonight's your first anniversary, so maybe she'll give it back to you for the night...

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Well, tonight's your first anniversary, so maybe she'll give it back to you for the night...

Oooooookay......how did YOU know that? Really?

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: Grimm

I'll bust you on whatever the hell I feel like, Biotch!!!!!!!!!!

That's it! Cage Match! I'll bring the waffle iron, you get the Hispanic midget...

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear--I SWEAR--I forgot you were Hispanic! I was just saying funny random things! I swear to god it wasn't intentional!

I wish it had been, it would've been even funnier...

Oh man, I actually thought you were referencing a photoshopped pic that Fred did once...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Well, tonight's your first anniversary, so maybe she'll give it back to you for the night...

Oooooookay......how did YOU know that? Really?

I have a really good memory, hon.

Seriously, I have a knack for remembering dates.

Oh, and happy anniversary. $;\)$

your memory astonishes me at times.

No shit!! That actually made me want to look out the window. Paranoia!!

And, thanks Harls...

Originally Posted By: Grimm

your memory astonishes me at times.

You sound worried.

$;\)$

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

No shit!! That actually made me want to look out the window. Paranoia!!

And, thanks Harls...

So, will you lift the restraining order now?

And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. $\:\)$

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Grimm

your memory astonishes me at times.

You sound worried.

$;\)$

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

So, will you lift the restraining order now?

Well, the normal mention of "

" is obviously required at this juncture...

Quote:

And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. $\:\)$

Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Grimm

your memory astonishes me at times.

You sound worried.

$;\)$

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

So, will you lift the restraining order now?

Well, the normal mention of "

" is obviously required at this juncture...

Quote:

And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. $\:\)$

Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.

All is as it should be then...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

So, will you lift the restraining order now?

Well, the normal mention of "

" is obviously required at this juncture...

Quote:

And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. $\:\)$

Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.

nice.

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Grimm

your memory astonishes me at times.

You sound worried.

$;\)$

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

So, will you lift the restraining order now?

Well, the normal mention of "

" is obviously required at this juncture...

Quote:

And you're welcome. Hope it was a good one. $\:\)$

Still is. We've been at an old B&B in North Carolina for the entire weekend. Eating, drinking, sex. Repeat. It's been awesome.

And here I am. She's asleep next to me, and I'm sitting here on the net with you guys. Thus is life.

well done pro. have a good one...

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Oh, you're tapping me on spelling? Come on. You're GRIMM!!! You can do better...

Besides, I'll call Newbie McKnutson anything I like.

Bitches!!*

do i still qualify as a newbie...?

Originally Posted By: Grimm

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Oh I got the reference, and I don't need no stinking has-been cartoon to tell me Knutson is funny.

Bitches!

but you apparently do need to be told that it's K-nutson.

how far the mighty have fallen.

once the modship left it was all down hill from there...

mmmmmmm...... porn

yeah?

W h o a !

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

Presactly!

You learn my ways of modding well!

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

I care!

Thankyou Peter!

Nowie am talking to his peter again.

Originally Posted By: Nowhereman

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

He seems to have become mute, as well.

If I were still Mod, I'd headline this topic to get his attention.

Obviously, though, we're now in a Dark Era where Mods just don't care...

Presactly!

You learn my ways of modding well!

Finally we agree on something, Welshie!

Now there can be peace in the valley.