Halloween is more than two months away

I'm looking at you Target, Starbucks and Rite-Aid.

Starbucks? Really? The other two I've seen as well as CVS, Duane Reade and all the other store/pharmacy places... decorations come out 2 months in advance. It's a pet peeve too - a week before Halloween they'll have Christmas stuff up, etc. Annoying....

I no longer celebrate holidays. Except for Christmas when my Nephews and a few friends and family members get stuff.

Color me the Grinch with this mass marketing consumerism mentality.

I bought a bag of Halloween candy at Rite - Aid almost a month ago!

Ooh! What'll I dress up as?! I'm thinking about an Upright Citizens Brigade person.

Dress as a human this year!

Dress as Mary Kate Olsen, Uschi.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Ooh! What'll I dress up as?! I'm thinking about an Upright Citizens Brigade person.

How about a Hitler outfit?

Originally Posted By: rex

I'm looking at you Target, Starbucks and Rite-Aid.

At least you don't have to clean up after these tards and their fucking children. Who knew that despite the transparent packaging and multiple pictures on front and back, it was still necessary to remove every element of the costume from its package and fling it to a different corner of the aisle to know what it looked like?

Originally Posted By: Beardguy57

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Ooh! What'll I dress up as?! I'm thinking about an Upright Citizens Brigade person.

How about a Hitler outfit?

to obvious...

i have an old vagina costume, maybe i'll put some teethies on it and go as uschi.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

i have an old vagina costume, maybe i'll put some teethies on it and go as uschi.

That isn't too much of a deviation from your work clothes. The whole point of Halloween is too dress up like you normally wouldn't...

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Originally Posted By: rex

I'm looking at you Target, Starbucks and Rite-Aid.

At least you don't have to clean up after these tards and their fucking children. Who knew that despite the transparent packaging and multiple pictures on front and back, it was still necessary to remove every element of the costume from its package and fling it to a different corner of the aisle to know what it looked like?

Instead I have to listen to some half tard bitch and moan about working there.

You know Mcdonalds hires retards. You should get an application there.

I know how desperate you are for company, but I'll have to pass.

Oh, wait.

Your mom should get an application.

no, your mom takes retard applicants.

Merry Christmas,everyone!

Happy Easter!

Originally Posted By: Beardguy57

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Ooh! What'll I dress up as?! I'm thinking about an Upright Citizens Brigade person.

How about a Hitler outfit?

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

The whole point of Halloween is too dress up like you normally wouldn't...

Ha.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Xke5...-hitler-big.jpg

I was a Godless Heathen Witch for Halloween!

Oh wait, you asked for my costume?

Something with a fedora.

post pics!

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