Did you lose your job?

I knew i should tipped her better...

Tip?

its showtime!

No, no sweetie, wrong Harlem...

Knut, you cheap bastid, next time use paper money...coins don't count...

Jeremy:

Gob - don't forget your feather boa when you get on stage...

rehersals!

but...but...

damn!


see, perfect spot for a :DAMN!: emoticon.

That's not what i heard from Joe!He was just in Toronto a couple months ago. I'm sure he's cheap and ended up at zanzibar.

Why would I go to some run-down joint like Zanzibar? I brought the bitches to my room - the staff at The Suites is VERY discreet!

and Rob has been traumatized ever since...




that's not in Spanish Harlem...

Yeah...I was surprised. I figured the comments about him being gay were just good-natured ribbing. He actually more flaming than you think.




Which is why I book my room there.

More than you?

Different flaming. He's a flaming homo. I've got that burning sensation that you gave me.

Not that I was complaining then, or now.

kidding me? Rob thought it was a moon bounce.

Sadly doll they were asain.

Ok, I'm suddenly reminded of the moment in Raw when Eddie Murphy is telling the doctor that his dick shoots fire...

Which doesn't make me look good in this scenario...



But I'll take the anyway....






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That's not very nice.





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trannies?

"Doctor, whuzzit mean when you go to pee and you shoot fire...?"

"You mean, you get a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"Naw, I mean fire shoots out my dick! My dick is a blowtorch!"

(Yeah, that's how the visit went, pretty much...)

Asian trannies? Can't say i had that much of a connection with any of them last time I was out there.

apparently you shoulda gone to Toronto with JM. . .

YEAH!!!

Wait, what?

thats dumb.

of course i wouldn't forget.

but you always take the electric blue one because you think it brings out your eyes, when all the other girls are in hot pink...you always have to be different...

its not that slimming either.

jealous much, ladies?

Yeah, i wish i were a triple F cup.

the proverbial "mountain out of a molehill"

all bad...

im sure we all wish you were sneaky...


not that im complaining...

I don't. I love her perky boobies just the way they are.

Agreed. Sneaky's tah-tah are perfect as is...

way to run with a joke...

hey you should know by now sneaks. any mention of your boobs sends all other conversations out the window...

coming soon?

In Knurkel's case, too soon.

still better than not at all...as in your case JM.

i'll accept donations of all proper lesens for the canon XTI.

i think i still have some change that harley didnt take...

Shame that. Man should get what he pays for.

I'm surprised he still has some change.

Betweent he whole jew thing and that parlor trick where she'll squat over something and turns into one of those vacuum tubes.

yeah. thats the move that keeps me coming back...

that's her signature.

did she learn that from you squeaks?

You should see what she can do with an empty wine bottle and smidge of vaseline!

Yeah, she built a space station entirely out of t-shirts and jello once.

That explains the true origin of Space Station Freedom.

He doesn't. I pick pocketed his stuff - couldn't help it - its the Puerto Rican in me.



I only do that for the paper money.

Oh, I see, that how we're gonna play...


*smirk*

Lothar! Stop giving my secrets away!

It was fully functional too...

I expected nothing less.

heh. thats no moon...

aww...no wonder i couldnt find my metro card.

Not really. The ladies come, I look like a stud, they try harder next time (there's ALWAYS a next time), and no annoying pregnancies to deal with. Top THAT, Quick-Draw.

:DAMN!:

Hey, maybe there should be a :damn: graemlin! That's a great idea! I'm AWESOME!

it's AWESHOME!

:damn: !

and that's :DAMN!:

over? im sure you pay them well...




keep the lights of do eh...?




easy money is easy money...





good to see you still offer free rides to the clinic when you're done. the pimps in the neigborhood cheer your name...

That was a long way to go, there, Big Poppa Two-Pump.

I expect better from you JM...


(micheal jackson bootsy)

Bullshit. Bootsy kicks MJ's arse every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Where's Don King (or Don Cornelius) when you need him? This fight must happen!!!

PS: Any direct or indirect reference to Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon makes my weekend. Thank you, K-nut.

I was just at the comic shop yesterday and the guys behind the counter were asking eachother about movies. One of em asked "whats your favorite crappy movie." All I said was "Bruce Leroy kicks ass" and the guy said "SHONUFF!". good times...