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hot

I like how they describe the colors...
WHAT IF THE HORNY BASTARDS WHERE BORN BLIND?
They wouldn't know what the hell green or yellow looks like.

"In the upper corner there is a woman partaking in, uh, vaginal sex..."

SO HOTTT!

Ain't it though!? Next chat will you do one for me and i'll sing whatever song by Ms. Temple you'd like.

You're ON!

Barishna Cough!

Whoa! I finally just sounded that out, and just now got it! I'm smert!

There's no excuse for that. none.

you fail pro...

Ba-rish-na-cough

Ba-rish-na-cough

Ba...rish...na...cough...

YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!!

We can Devon


























































we're not your boyfriend from Pensacola.

though we should probably warn him now...

JM's obviously in a coma, so I'll say it.

"They went blind because






























they touched themselves at night."

Maybe it's Bar-ish-na-c-ough...

I'm afraid you're retarded. Barishna Cough. Baryshnikov.

I still don't get. I suppose I'm going to have to cave in and google it.

Mikhail Baryshnikov



Soviet ballet, defected to America a million years ago. A household name across multiple continents.

Not into Ballet.

Yeah, see, neither am I.

Apparently more then me. Is there anything other then wearing a tutu that twinke toes is famous for?

Never once have I ever watched ballet. In gym at christmas in 2nd grade I remember them playing the nutcracker. I was so bored I ended up picking all the rubber off of one of my sneakers.

Yeah. Defecting from the Soviet Union.

In Soviet Union message board posts on you!

For a moment there I thought you said "defacating". Either I'm tired or I really am dyslexic.

No, you're just inept.

Yeah, I figured that fell under dyslexic.

Or maybe even tired?

I know a lot of successful lysdexic persons. They are all "ept." Not you. Tiredness has NOTHING to do with not recognizing the word/phrase "barishna cough" as some sort of Russian name or word. That's all you needed to GET to get the joke. All it had to do was ring one. tiny. bell. that said "russian word/name/phrase" and HA HA HA IT IS A PUN ON THAT HA HA HA.

let it go uschi dear...let it go...

but I watched AMERICAN GLADIATORS! again! That show is the BEST thing to return ever!

It's no substitute for Xtreme challenge. Damn I miss that show...And This Just In. I loved both those shows.

"I smell your fear. I smell blood.

I'm going to eat you."

Wolf.

I can't help you carry on these random conversations if you keep handing me non-sequitur quotes like that.

That's what he said the other night (we watched it today: DVR). And he said that last line SO wonderfully... like just a passing comment of truth. By the by, can you pop by the store? I'm out of lightbulbs. Oh, and I'm going to eat you. Tah!

Everyone else is locking me out too...I suppose they have good reason. But it's disappointing.

yup...

OH WAIT! Look at THIS one!

Those pictures are particularly haunting. Mainly 'cuz I haven't cut my hair in a while. Aside from the shitty clothes and retardulous tattoos, I look a bit like them. *sigh*

Meh.

Ad!

Nah, too obvious and too last year. But I appreciate the effort put forth.

So we've gone to going over Harley's head only part time?

Pretty much. She should be in on at least some of the jokes. So sometimes I'll go over her head and sometimes I'll go on her face. And sometimes it'll be all that work and I finish on your stomach.

No map of Alaska eh?

Anytime you like. I just assumed that was for special occasions.

No darling, she prefers someting more german for those occasions. It reminds her of Uschi.

I dunno about doin' the German with her. I'm not into scheisse-play. That'll have to be her special thing with Uschi.

I may be a Dave, but I'm not First Among...you keep that poo away from me!

Fine



Y'know we snowball with chowdah.

We'll be featured at the Combat Zone this Saturday.

I have no counterpoints, I just wanted to make the quote box bigger.

HUZZAH!

And bigger...

This must make you all feel boxed in.