Better Return...bsams or stareena?

You must choose...wisely...

Stop kissing ass.

stop fucking socks and we'll call it even...

Looks neither of them will be getting what they want.

Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People

Looks neither of them will be getting what they want.

Dunno about what Knurkel wants, but I'm sure Rex'll eventually score some Beardguy lovin'...

where the hell is BSAMS? TK is back, where is KIMI and Franta? It's like highschool reunion all over again, without alcohol.

Bsams left for a long time and came back recently. He isn't around that much anymore. Kimi hasn't been here in a long time. Franta shows up every once in a while.

Rex fucks socks.

Weird how a lot of us are back around the same time....

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

stop fucking socks and we'll call it even...

$\:damn\:$

Originally Posted By: Stareena

Weird how a lot of us are back around the same time....

It's called THE GATHERING.
Heads will roll!

The Gathering? Like Magic, The - ?

World wide wrestling of nerds!

Originally Posted By: Stareena

The Gathering? Like Magic, The - ?

No, if it were like that, there'd be cards...wouldn't there TK? You sulky bastid - I READ YOUR BLOG!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Stareena

The Gathering? Like Magic, The - ?

No, if it were like that, there'd be cards...wouldn't there TK? You sulky bastid - I READ YOUR BLOG!

See motherfucker the Bostonian agrees with me.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Stareena

The Gathering? Like Magic, The - ?

No, if it were like that, there'd be cards...wouldn't there TK? You sulky bastid - I READ YOUR BLOG!

See motherfucker the Bostonian agrees with me.

The Unholy Alliance is strong.

Who said I didn't make cards? All I need are FUCKING PHOTOS.
Whiny ass bitches, I swear.
And YOU! YOU should know better Mr. I'm 33 I'm a Man...

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Who said I didn't make cards? All I need are FUCKING PHOTOS.
Whiny ass bitches, I swear.
And YOU! YOU should know better Mr. I'm 33 I'm a Man...

I AM a man! I have hair on my...chest an' everything!!!

I'll all growed up! I'm growed up an' growed up!

Just waiting for Puberty Pt. II.
Any day now.
Yep.

uhhhhhhh huh

The answer is easy, Star's is the better return. Pay attention Courtneax!

yeah, like there's even a choice. Basams is cool and all, but Star has THE BOOBS!!!! (and she shows them off)

that I do.

. . .buh. $;\)$ ahh, welcome back. this place needs some livening up.

that's what I do, morale officer. $\:\)$

when the customers are happy, they stay longer and buy more drinks.

Woot!

Originally Posted By: Jeremy

The answer is easy, Star's is the better return. Pay attention Courtneax!

you have chosen wisely...

Originally Posted By: Grimm

yeah, like there's even a choice. Basams is cool and all, but Star has THE BOOBS!!!! (and she shows them off)

you as well grimm...

?! Enough about Grimm's boobs!

FOCUS, MAN!!!

Originally Posted By: TK-069

?! Enough about Grimm's boobs!

for real. I mean they're big and hairy and all, but damn, Knurkel, getcher priorities straight!

hawt!!!

Originally Posted By: TK-069

?! Enough about Grimm's boobs!

FOCUS, MAN!!!

YOU'LL GO BLIND!!

Then we'll have to go with feeling them to appreciate the boobiness...

those are indeed nice titties.

Originally Posted By: Stareena

where the hell is BSAMS? TK is back, where is KIMI and Franta? It's like highschool reunion all over again, without alcohol.

You're making me feel all nostalgic.

daanng cant top that one!

Yes you can, you are like the cherry on top of the sundae. (And que whipcream refferences)

*warms up her camera*

Sweet!

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhh...

Truly... it cannot be...

That's fucked up...

YOU HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE, DONNY!

The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!

Shomer Shabbos.

Don't be fatuous Jeffery.

Don't FUCK wif da Jesus...

NEAR the In and out Burger

That rug really tied the room together.

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI!!!

Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts

I'll bet just about anything that Bea Arthur's got a thick bush and fucks like a wildwoman.

I don't need to know that....

Walter, I love you. But sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a goddamn moron.

I can get you a toe by three pm, with nail polish.

What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything?

Donny...who loved bowling...

I MUST see that god damned film!

If you read this thread, you've seen most of it, I assure you.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I MUST see that god damned film!

you still havent?

we told you to get on that months ago...

I am the Walrus.

I think it's a pomerainian

No it was a pug. I have its eye.

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

He fixes the cable?

i would like my underwear back

Coitus?

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!

you didn;t think i was rollin outta here nekkid!

Obviously you're not a golfer.

fuck it dude, let's bowl

Eight year olds, dude.

at least i'm housebroken

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Hey.

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?!

How is it, that for all our geekiness, we end up quoting this movie in like, every thread?

I frequently quote it at work and find at least one person who answers back with another quote.

Indeed....

Is this your homework, Larry?

I need my fucking Johnson!

don't we all?

I pull over and kick your ass out!

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Or is that "find a stranger in the Alps?"

His girlfriend gave up a toe. It's not fair!

Quote:

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Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

That's my favorite quote in the movie.

Originally Posted By: Stareena

His girlfriend gave up a toe. It's not fair!

Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

You watching it right now too?

No,but I think I'll put it on my Netflix list and watch it in the next month or so.

I didn't like seeing Donny go. But I happen to know that there is a little Lebowski on the way...

MARK IT ZERO!!

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