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Posted By: harleykwin Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 4:05 AM
I get that some of y'all are Trekkies, but would you really do this?

http://custurd.b3ta.com/mirror/klingonwedding/

I mean, we all like our geeky stuff, but still...this is a bit much...
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 5:03 AM
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 5:40 AM
Ka'Pla!
Posted By: URG Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 6:05 AM
What a handsome woman.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 7:11 AM
Tomorrow that guy will wake up sober and look at his bride and say"Today is a good day to die."
Posted By: Grimm Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 12:04 PM
I'm having flashbacks. . .and not the good kind. . .
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 12:05 PM

 Originally Posted By: URG
What a handsome woman.




 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'm having flashbacks. . .and not the good kind. . .



sorry to hear that grimm...
Posted By: Grimm Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 12:08 PM
elevators. . .walls closing in. . .klingons. . .
Posted By: Rob Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 12:08 PM
Posted By: allan1 Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 3:40 PM
You.....Klingon...bastard!!
Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 4:16 PM
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
I want to have a true Klingon wedding. not that I'm that into Star Trek, I just like the idea of being locked up with 4 sweaty guys for several days.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 4:52 PM
 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
Ka'Pla!


 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'm having flashbacks. . .and not the good kind. . .


Rex is gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed...

Grimm, you DO realize that neither Pennsylvania nor Mississippi recognize "Klingon" marriages, right?
Posted By: Rob Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 8:16 PM
 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
I want to have a true Klingon wedding. not that I'm that into Star Trek, I just like the idea of being locked up with 4 sweaty guys for several days.


capital letters?

way to play the role, ray.

way to play the role.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 9:54 PM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
Ka'Pla!


 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'm having flashbacks. . .and not the good kind. . .


Rex is gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed...

Grimm, you DO realize that neither Pennsylvania nor Mississippi recognize "Klingon" marriages, right?



stop trying to get me to move to Boston!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 10:02 PM
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
Ka'Pla!


 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'm having flashbacks. . .and not the good kind. . .


Rex is gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed...

Grimm, you DO realize that neither Pennsylvania nor Mississippi recognize "Klingon" marriages, right?



stop trying to get me to move to Boston!


What can I say? I hate that you "Klingons" and your "Klingon weddings" aren't recognized by this nation. If moving to Boston with provide you and your fellow "Klingon" (Jerry) with the same happiness/misery that non-"Klingons" have, then I'll keep trying to convince you to move up here. Even if it means that Jerry lives in the same state. After all, Chris Oakley lives up here with no noticeable ill effects on the state.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 10:11 PM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
Ka'Pla!


 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'm having flashbacks. . .and not the good kind. . .


Rex is gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed...

Grimm, you DO realize that neither Pennsylvania nor Mississippi recognize "Klingon" marriages, right?



stop trying to get me to move to Boston!


What can I say? I hate that we "Klingons" and our "Klingon weddings" aren't recognized by this nation. If moving to Boston with provide my fellow "Klingon" (Jerry) with the same happiness/misery that non-"Klingons" have, then I'll keep trying to convince you to move up here. Even if it means that Jerry lives in the same state. After all, Chris Oakley lives up here with no noticeable ill effects on the state.





are you sure about that Oakley thing?

besides, I could never take Jerry away from Rex.
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 10:30 PM
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
Ka'Pla!


 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I'm having flashbacks. . .and not the good kind. . .


Rex is gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed...

Grimm, you DO realize that neither Pennsylvania nor Mississippi recognize "Klingon" marriages, right?



stop trying to get me to move to Boston!


What can I say? I hate that we "Klingons" and our "Klingon weddings" aren't recognized by this nation. If moving to Boston with provide my fellow "Klingon" (Jerry) with the same happiness/misery that non-"Klingons" have, then I'll keep trying to convince you to move up here. Even if it means that Jerry lives in the same state. After all, Chris Oakley lives up here with no noticeable ill effects on the state.





are you sure about that Oakley thing?

besides, I could never take Jerry away from Rex.


Grimm you are so good to me!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 10:34 PM
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
are you sure about that Oakley thing?


Not really. And don't think I didn't notice how you changed my post to keep yourself in the closet. Bastid. Come out of the closet, Grimm! No one will think less of you! Come out of the closet, and bring Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly with you!
Posted By: Grimm Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 10:58 PM
I have never edited or changed a post in my life! how dare you, sir!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 11:00 PM
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I have never edited or changed a post in my life! how dare you, sir!


How dare YOU, Mr. President?!?!?
Posted By: Grimm Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 11:01 PM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I have never edited or changed a post in my life! how dare you, sir!


How dare YOU, Mr. President?!?!?



I'll have you sent to Guantanamo!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-15 11:07 PM
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I have never edited or changed a post in my life! how dare you, sir!


How dare YOU, Mr. President?!?!?



I'll have you sent to Guantanamo!


(Quick switch of the film gears...)

YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL! YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL!!!
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 12:05 AM
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP


Really? I thought that your wedding pic would look more like this:



The priest and the best man thought it was funny too...


Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 12:09 AM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I have never edited or changed a post in my life! how dare you, sir!


How dare YOU, Mr. President?!?!?



I'll have you sent to Guantanamo!


(Quick switch of the film gears...)

YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL! YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL!!!


I would rather you said 'thank you' and went on your way!



































(wait, taken outta context that reads all sortsa wrong...)
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 12:11 AM
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I have never edited or changed a post in my life! how dare you, sir!


How dare YOU, Mr. President?!?!?



I'll have you sent to Guantanamo!


(Quick switch of the film gears...)

YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL! YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL!!!


I would rather you said 'thank you' and went on your way!

(wait, taken outta context that reads all sortsa wrong...)


Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 12:25 AM
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Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 1:00 AM
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP


Really? I thought that your wedding pic would look more like this:



The priest and the best man thought it was funny too...


Posted By: Rob Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 1:01 AM
pjp killed his aunt may
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 1:23 AM
That will be retconned eventually...
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:13 AM
pjp makes a deal with the devil!




SPOILERS!!!
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:44 AM
Bend over and I'll show you!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:46 AM
no. not falling for that one. i saw what happened to joe mama...
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:47 AM
I was talking to harley!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:48 AM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
. i saw what happened to joe mama...



still applies...
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:54 AM
I think if harley knew one night of Greek passion would eventually get retconned she'd be down with that!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:55 AM
yet even if she knew it would be retconned she still wouldnt post a pic...
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:58 AM
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:59 AM
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 6:00 AM
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 6:01 AM
thats not what rex's mom said last night...
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 6:02 AM
She didn't say much while she was gargling cum.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 6:03 AM
yeah.


bless her heart...
Posted By: Rob Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 6:24 AM
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
She didn't say much while she was gargling cum.


its cute when she tries, though, innit?
Posted By: URG Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 6:41 AM
 Quote:
1. cum farmer 7 up, 7 down

Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult

Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"

Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"


Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 5:08 PM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
no. not falling for that one. i saw what happened to joe mama...


And you wished it was you.
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:17 PM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
pjp makes a deal with the devil!




SPOILERS!!!


PJP is the devil you fool!
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:18 PM
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
I was talking to harley!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
no. not falling for that one. i saw what happened to joe mama...
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:19 PM
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...


 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.


Truly Pete is the wiseset of them all...
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:25 PM
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
pjp makes a deal with the devil!




SPOILERS!!!


PJP is the devil you fool!



magneto was right!
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:26 PM
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...


 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.


Truly Pete is the wiseset of them all...


Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:27 PM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
pjp makes a deal with the devil!




SPOILERS!!!


PJP is the devil you fool!



magneto was right!


Was there ever any doubt, really?
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:27 PM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...


 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.


Truly Pete is the wiseset of them all...




Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:31 PM
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...


 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.


Truly Pete is the wiseset of them all...







pic or not i still you...
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:31 PM
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Was there ever any doubt, really?



nope
Posted By: PJP Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:41 PM
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-16 11:46 PM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...


 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.


Truly Pete is the wiseset of them all...







pic or not i still you...




Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Klingon Wedding - 2008-01-18 2:53 AM
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...


 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.


Truly Pete is the wideset of them all...

I keep telling him to get his hairy ass into a gym. That boy won't listen to anyone.
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