Uschi was fired by Rob, Beardguy decided to leave the board forevar.
So there's really nobuddah policing that place.
I nominate myself.
Thanks.
I would like to be reinstated as mod now that the object of my ire has been killed off by his own heart.
but now that the object of your ire is gone what's gonna motivate you to mod there?
I was usually avoiding the forum because I hated reading beardguy's shit. I'll probably start posting there again.
if you need a co-mod to disagree with I volunteer.
I nominate myself.
Thanks.
I nominate myself, and there's no doubt that I'd be the perfect mod in that forum because, in that forum, I would never:
1) Edit posts
2) Delete posts or threads
3) Start blog-like threads
4) Start flame-wars with other posters
5) Make fun of any of your opinions, no matter how stupid, naive, or just plain wrong-headed I find them
6) Enter into any whiny bitchery
7) Chase any of you from my forum, no matter how stupid I think you are
8) Do anything in violation of the word AND spirit of that forum
Because I never visit that forum, you annoying gay little fuckers!
A vote for Joseph T. Mother is a vote for the perfect forum!!!
VOTE JOSEPH T. MOTHER FOR MOD...OF THAT FORUM!!!
... But would you fantasize about large black men?
... But would you fantasize about large black men?
Good question, you stupid little twat.
9) I will never fantasize about any man.
10) I will never use the power of my position to pick up, or solicit for sex, any man.
A vote for Joseph T. Mother is a vote for a ladies man!
VOTE JOSEPH T. MOTHER FOR GOD MOD!!!
what is your position on socks?
Well, ya just lost MY vote.
Well, ya just lost MY vote.
i told you pc was beardguy.
what is your position on socks?
A damn fine question from the message board god. I stand firmly on the position that socks are for wearing on your feet. Or throwing at someone so they can bask in your stench, cuz that shit is funny. Socks are NOT for wearing on your cock, nor are they for fucking.
A vote for Joseph T. Mother is a vote for the proper use of socks!
VOTE FOR JOSEPH T. MOTHER AND SAY "NO!" TO SOCK FUCKING!!!
How do you feel about broken tags?
Shit. Ya fixed it.
Well, ya just lost MY vote.
i told you pc was beardguy.
All the more reason to vote for Joseph T. Mother. Will you stand beside a twee little poolboy who fakes his own death so he can run off and live life as some Air Force dude's cock sheath? Or will you stand with the proud - people who don't fake their own deaths for the attention of the apathetic?
A vote for Joseph T. Mother is a vote against attention whoring poolboys!
VOTE FOR JOSEPH T. MOTHER AND SAY "NO!" TO DEATH FAKERY AND COCK SHEATHERY!!!
What am the point of a gay guy pretending to be a gay guy.
Rufus T. Firefly for President!
Gob, give Uschi back her gobdamn modship.
And for fuck's sake, fix her name.
Thank you.
Gob, give Uschi back her gobdamn modship.
And for fuck's sake, fix her name.
Thank you.
Beardguy left rob, you can stop sucking his dick now.
Wait, were you fighting someone?
See my sig for information
Not entirely; he hasn't put himself on the list. In fact, that whole sig look's like the list the pot takes to the kettle store....
If you're that jealous you can make your own list.
Oh, wow, Snarf, you've got the Emo tard category all to yourself.
I'm the emo-tard-iest, apparently.
I think that Rex is a bit of a tard just for posting his ignore list in his sig.
Its not my ignore list.
Thats one of the reasons you made it.
HA! Joke's on you, Rex, you said you'd ignored me a couple days ago.
he cant ignore anybody. how would he bitch about them if he did?
that being said, JM gets my vote...
you mistook JM for rex's mom...
that being said, JM gets my cock...
that being said, JM gets my vote...
that being said, JM gets my cock...
either way jm will take it!
USCHI FOR MOD! I NEVER HURT *YOU*!
either way jm will take it!
I'm surprised Grimm gives you enough time off from playing with his mipples to post.
pretty defensive there jm....
USCHI FOR MOD! I NEVER HURT *YOU*!
What she said. Gob, give her back her modship, dagnammit!
A defensive mod? Uh oh...
A defensive mod? Uh oh...
You can smell your own, eh?
(Y'know what? That statement works both as
AND
!)
Lies! (but what can be expected from a Red Sox - and possibly a Patriots - fan?)
Pretty defensive there, Harley.
Careful. Rosa will hit you with her purse.
I don't start getting worried until she takes off her shoes and hands her baby over to a friend.
And those huge hoop earrings.
Just wait until I pull my hair into a ponytail and put vaseline on my face...JM don't stand no chance!
although he might get the wrong message from that...
...like maybe you're gonna put your face into his rectum. Don't do it, Kwink! You're too cute!
the rectum or me sucking up? 'cause me sucking up got me a present from her.
Why does it always come down to you ladies wanted to play with my ass?
Chowdah soaked fat that has a low liquor tolerance works well to clear pores and remove dry skin after its been beaten heavily.
bunny ftw!
Chowdah soaked fat that has a low liquor tolerance works well to clear pores and remove dry skin after its been beaten heavily.
So what you're saying is you want me to drop my gooey payload on your face and then punch you repeatedly? Shit, babe, whatever turns you on...
Joe am a real lady killer.
I'm all about giving the ladies pleasure. If they say "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt," then I'm damn well gonna fuck 'em 6 times and then throw 'em down a flight of stairs.
Baby, you know I'm all about giving you good stuff.
Vote Quimby! ... Er, Vote King Snarf!
Hey Joe Mama! What was the name of that resturant you're always going to?
OHHHHHHHHHH!
Hey Joe Mama! What was the name of that resturant you're always going to?
OHHHHHHHHHH!
Egads!
?
Meow what's going on here?
"Enhance.......Enhance.......Enhance...."
...like maybe you're gonna put your face into his rectum.
Egad!
Besides, his rectum has been streched out enough when he was humbled by PJP.
Don't do it, Kwink! You're too cute!
the rectum or me sucking up? 'cause me sucking up got me a present from her.
She helped me work on my retarded computer skills!
And the gift was nice enough that I got one for meself too!
I was surprised (Not really) when Brian told us at dinner one that that he had lost his job as a mod here. I thought he'd be capable of holding something down that didn't pay and really wasn't a job.
