How many have you had this year?

Are we counting the ones he had while you were "dead"?

Die!

Not as many as you've had Air Force loads to the face.

0?

Sure, PCG. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

x (PCG's prolapsed rectum)

Dear MisterJLA,

I'd like to offer my services for your next birthday party. I have five children to feed and a bunch of socks to buy.