I got myself the awesomeist gift evar. the death of beardguy., his heart swelled so much it burst.

thank you, me!

Happy birthday.
Now go treat yourself to another eyeball, or somethin'.

Happy birthday strange drunk russian mannish looking girl.

rex has given the sock named in your honor its birthday fuck just for the occasion.

Tits!

happy sarlac day uschi...



(epic boobies ftw!)

Oi! Don't be mean! I'm 24 and that makes me a woman. I'll have none of this "girl" shit!

Cock it!

happy uschitits!

happy cuntday.

THANKS!!!

What the hell is all this crap!?

I thought nazi ralies were outlawed...

Happy Ultimate Day RAWK!

Until one can prove me wrong, all women are girls until their late 20's.

Once a female completes puberty, she is a woman. I bought a house this week. I'm a goddamn adult, reax. Live up to it.

Happy Birthday Ashley.

Rex has a whole pile of socks dedicated to you.

Happy birthday!

Your vagina frightens me, so I bought it some toothpaste.


And floss.

What, no Listerine?

Awww, how thoughtful! I love you so much, you beautiful, chocolate man!

Happy Birthday, Uschi

FUCK OFF, CUNT!

I made you a picture, Uschi:



I made it myself with no other person.

Now I hope you are not lying to us young chappie.
I would hate to think that the lyric to Ashes to ashes, meant nothing to you.

I will never disappoint you, daddy.

My dear man, if I can call you a man that is, why do you frown so much?
Is it because you forgot to wash you man sword after inserting it into Mr. Kamphausens botty?

Knuts jealous of Mxy!

damn you Bowie! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Berfday? Already?

At least I washed my pink oboe before you placed your moistened lips upon it.

poor bowie is going blind. youre thinking of reax...

You don't say that to my daddy!

Let us ask the public who is the one more likely to lie.
The self confessed gay man, who likes nothing more than a throbbing beef bayonette between his lips.

Or me.

Do not upset yourself my dear, we can expect no less from his type.

People with hyphens in their screen names are notoriously jealous of everyone else.

Except for The Bat-Man, dad.

Dad? Have you battled crime alongside The Bat-Man, have you?

Have I?
I put the dick in Dick Grayson.

I also raped The Bat-Girl.

I knew it!

MXY am regret the night he am wore the Batgirl costume.

Yeah, I didn't get the cowl right and he went with someone else...

Ok that was pretty gay right there, Mxy.

Doesn't sound gay to me.

happy sarlacc!

Happy Birthday!

I made you a cake with a gaping marzipan asshole, but I eated it.

Than he realized it was just a cake.


Happy birthday,weirdo.

David Bowie visited my birthday! Makes me happy!

Lappy got a goal at the game I went to tonight. We lost in overtime, on a disputed goal (the ref totally blew the whistle before it went in!)... which sucked. But my sister got my name with a 'happy birthday!' on the Jumbotron and they gave me a queer little biorthday pin and ice cream and made the whole section sing to me! It was embarassing, but at least it was during a commercial break and I didn't miss the game play.

A monkey rocketing into space by the force of his own defication is so sexxy I think my anus just orgasmed.

Quoi?

Fuck off!

You're an eighth the man Ramsey is!

Spell it right cunt!

Fuck! I'm missed her b-day!?

Happy belated, Uschilicious!