As a Canadian male prostitute I'd like to inform you that accidents don't happen.

That bitch is a zombie! The apocalypse has begun!!!

Canadian shopgirls are creeeeeepy!

Is that why you turn trick aboard?

JEEBUS!

Sweet Creepy Jesus!

Watching that, I reckon the next generation of Canadian children might just be traumatized enough to shake that affable McKenzie Brothers complacency and finally make war on us.

...Like some great Mongol Invasion, except on mooseback.

Whoever made these commercials doesn't understand the definition of the term "accident."

Yeah, they're visceral and creepy (I guess), but their presentation doesn't make an "accident" any less of an unintentional occurrence.

Isn't fear mongering fun?

omg that second one is horrifying to imagine happening.

the first was funny though

They're all funny.