This is the man that started this whole thing:

Lookit him go! He's insatiable!

I think I have lady wood.

My apologies to you Insurgency members who were actually IN the Special Olympics.

Bu-dump-dum.

Heh.

I know this isn't rex, but look at the kitty!

He's at the computer! LOL!

I printed that one out and it's in a frame in my bathroom. Every time I shit, I think, "Yeah, you WOULD, wouldn't you, you sick bastard!"

Seriously?

No, no. I mean it. Seriously?

This is what's elevated my blood pressure 3 points?



What I don't get is why, on May 25th, 2008, as can clearly be seen in my signature, rexy, the human shit stain told me honestly and straight out that he was a woman and would not show me any photos?

Christ. I don't know if this is even worth it anymore.

But then again...

Zzap!

I dunno. I think that kind of thing can be...erotic. Sharing every detail of yourself with your lover(s).

Care to join me for a bean burrito?

Zzap!

First rule of a raid is you never tell someone they got to you. You lose.

That ship left the port a long time ago, rex.

acording to that we won before they ever got here...

It was a joke, moron. I swear you and your Shit Stainettes don't have a full brain between you. A difference of 3 points in blood pressure could be caused by walking downstairs.

SEE? IT WAS A JOKE! YOU'RE NOT BOTHERING ME AT ALL.

IT WAS A JOKE! HA HA HA.

Zzap!

Yeah, you don't have a sense of humor. You've proven that a couple times.

As I've said before, and you've just proven again, isn't it really obvious how much it must be bothering you that I've won. Your posts are getting weaker and lamer by the second. Why not do what you usually do and run away like a little bitch?

Spare yourself some more humiliation?

Zzap!

If they're so lame why do you still want my wiener?

Best you can do is a reference to your imaginary wiener? It's much, much worse than I thought. Still a chance to little bitch your way out of this and run. There's only so much humiliation you can absorb at one time.

Zzap!

You think you're humiliating me? You really are delusional. You're nothing more than the latest bitch who doesn't like me but secretly wants me.

Don't you have your kids during the weekend? Shouldn't you be spending time with them?

Nah, not delusional...WINNING. So...about that whole "last word" thing...

Zzap!

How about your kids,zappie? Did you leave them out in the car cause you were in a hurry to get online to post about Rex? Hope you left the windows down a little in the car.

Don't do that! It could rain!

You are a moron.


3 points, dude...

Gah! Why am I not surprised?

but a correct moron. Zzap loses. again.

Again, not surprised. It was one of Zzap's more complicted jokes, to be fair. Maybe you'll get the next one.

seriously though, Jennifer Garner? overcompensate much?

Says you with the guy literally nicknamed "The Criminal" as an avatar. HARDCORE MAN!

Actually Syd is hotter than Jennifer Gardner.

"Overcompensate much", hypocrisy is an epidemic at this board

sure she does.

I wish, but thank you. My lesbian crush on Jennifer Garner knows no bounds. She's the Veronica in our relationship.

see halo, you are a retard.

Direct hit?

yep. he's down.

Yup. You got him, tiger.

You've admitted to liking the retard saying Zzap! at the end of every post. That invalidated every one of your opinions.

It's a better gimick than ""

Yup, you're an idiot.

Yes, but I'm also delightful.


I win.

The only way for us to believe you is for you to show us your bags of happy.

I forgot, you've got to be specific with these people.

Show us your breasts! The ones attached to your body! Do it or the terrorists win!

No thank you. No one ever believes me when I post pictures. Despite the fact that I've spoken to an Insurgent via webcam and swapped pictures with a couple of them via camera phone, but that's beside the point...


I want you to respect me in the morning, damn it!

we'll respect you. we even promise to call. someday...

POST PICS! We'll make you a shrine in Wimmins forum!

that's kinda gay, Joey.

I've seen pictures of her.

and your rating...?

Where's the fun in that?

fair enough...

HALO IS A LYING COWARD!

You sunk my Scrabbleship!

Scrabble is for queers.

and old people.

and kids

and queer old kids.

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I aint got no use for no game that teaches you something.