And then gets his grandfather to suck his dick clean for him!

oh no, now we will get raided again!

Just like Wank & Cry raids Whomods daughters arse!

Never fucked with Whomods daughter, huh?

have you?

has he!

and how!

Well, seeing as you have now explained to me that families are fair game, I thought I'd join in!

Yeah, but by copying rexy, the human shit stain?

C'mon, you can do better. Hell, whomod's actual daughter could do better and she's barely four months old.

But you, you're the NOWHEREMAN! Are you living in your nowere land with nobody? Or perhaps you're living in an octopus' garden with Rocky Racoon?

Zzap!

P.S. And still no rexy. I'm so sad.

I never said family you stupid fuck. I said kids.

what about marines?

I don't care if you have sex with Marines.

You realize there are female Marines, right?

so why did you keep trying to fuck the male ones?

Told you you'd be back to the graemlins.

Had enough huh? Time for bed anyway.

Have fun either editing my post or twisting what I said

good night, dumbshit. glad you've accomplished so much with your evening. tell the marines we said hello.

Kids are family. Unless they're adopted. Are you adopted? It must suck not to have a family.

Hope you enjoyed your hot date last night here at Rob's Board

Man, that Marine thing really bothers you huh?

i think it's funny youre a coward.

Cause you know you're full of shit.

i am full of shit. and you are a coward.


it's clear to everyone why you talk tough on the internet, especially after we saw how you ran from your commitment to the marines.

coward.

Wank and Cry content User aka Halo82
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Thread: Did you know that Wank & Cry fucks Whomods daughter

The Marines rejected me jerk off. I was serving the country you love so much back when you were just sitting around here running your mouth. Like all little men you're nothing but talk BSAMS

You backed out of your commitment. That makes you a coward. Plain and simple. Continue the lies if you must, but we know. The insurgents know. Coward.

No, I didn't. The Marines decided they didn't want to pay for my medical issues. They released me. You can say whatever you want but as usual you are ignorant little shit who doesn't have the balls to do the things he expects other to do. I mean fuck, what proof do you have of what happened between me and Marines other than what I've said? None. So I guess there goes the "lies" bit. Why don't you get off the internet and go serve BSAMS?

Yeah, got nothing to say now do ya BSAMS? Pathetic little sack of shit.

coward.

Project much? I know what will make you feel better BSAMS, just go back to sitting around and watching my account 24/7.

What a clueless child.

what a coward.

What would you know? You don't even have enoug balls to make a straight up argument on the internet. Not that it takes much, but you can't even do it

if my balls are summed up by what i couldnt do on the internet, and your balls are summed up by what you can do on the internet, i think that says a lot.

Wank and Cry content User aka Halo82
3000+ posts 06/15/08 11:22 AM Making a new reply
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: Re: Did you know that Wank & Cry fucks Whomods daughter

It does. You are a mirage, BSAMS. Alotta talk and no substance. You're not that diffrent from alot of the Whores on this board only you combine pathological idiocy with blind jingoism.

Was I right? You feel better watching my account now?

Halo: Lookit me, I'm king of the world!

Halo's Mom: Son get off the internet and clean your room!

Halo: Yes, ma

Rooms already clean.

KING OF THE WORLD!

Universe. King of the universe.

Pullin a Sammitch, huh? Either you're another hack or...YOU'RE AN ALT!

we need somebody with that "Someone is wrong on the internet" pic right about now...

That pics even lamer than you jerkoffs. There are better ones. If Joe, Nowhereman, or BSAMS suck up to Sikk enough he'll give you bitches some.

Moral of the thread: Halotard was too mentally crippled to go back in the military, so he wanked and cried.

COMEDY GOLD!

when is halo gonna fake an injury to get out of this thread?

I think I might have sprained my ankle kicking your ass?

Weak.

nice half-assed photoshop, liar. do you do that with the photos you took of your platoon buddies while they were sleeping?

He was too wanking and crying into his pillow to take pictures.

not very committed, is he?

Thanks. I'm sure I'd have a better understand of photoshop if I worked at Target though.

unfortunately it doesn't help you spell any better.

But Target would help me learn how to shape a goatee into the shape of a mole, right? Cause that's wicked cool.

Who works at Target? Sammitch?

is any of this supposed to upset me, dumbshit? I was hoping you'd last longer than this!

Yup.

Looks like it's working.

Least he gets to play around in the Electronics department all day.

the horror! it's a good thing we don't all have to make decent money at the only tolerable place in retail until we finish our master's degrees and get real jobs. I'm sure your own career aspirations are much higher, now that you're finally starting in on your first degree. I hear the professional world doesn't take too kindly to faking injuries and bailing on commitments, though, so be careful!

Mr. "I went to college and you didn't?"

I have a better job than him and I haven't even graduated yet. I think it's time to retire that elitist smarm now. It carries no clout.

because working a retail job for three years is so indicative of one's career goals.

Some people are lucky, some aren't. Sometimes you've got to take what you're given in order to survive. Getting yourself to someplace better is on the hands of you, and is rarely, if ever, instant.

You work at Target while you finish school. He was prevented from going to school by joining the Marines and now that he's home has started attending college. Where is it that you're so far beyond him, is what I'm wondering?

The fact that he's not halo is, in itself, enough to put him ahead.

I agree. There's no shame in working at Target. You take what you can get. But at the same time, you don't get to be justified in your elitist attitude when you do so. That douchery needs to be squashed as soon as possible...

well, there's spelling and grammar. not faking injuries and bailing out of commitments helps my cause a little. mostly I guess it's the fact that he's a whiny little tard who can't even hold his own on a message board without hiding behind 'pot, meet kettle' (translation: 'no, YOU are! ') and flailing around like a goldfish in a bucket of mop water until one of his little friends comes along to draw some fire off him.

Quoted for truth. Sammitch is a sad little man who's ambitions are bigger than his heart.

Actually, unless I've completely misread Sammitch's response, he only brought up his education after a remark was made about his place of employment.

what 'elitist attitude' are you talking about? I never said one had to be college educated to be intelligent. hell, you don't have to be college educated to be smarter than halo - that doesn't even take a ged! I was simply illustrating that beyond his online dictionary and parroting the posters around him, there's not all that much keeping poor little wankie off the short bus.

Too bad this is almost all just conjecture on your part. Hypocritical at that. Half the time you can't do anything other than post GRAEMLINS and edit post. The other half you are throwing out contrived insults that any asshole can say without respect to the circumstances. Which is why you are a hack.

The only thing you were right about is that I fuck up spelling.

The boy can't spell, I'll give you that. But neither can Steve Wozniak as he's admitted publically. The ability to spell is a poor judge of intellect.

That Marine thing...didn't happen.

Halo was the only one of us with the balls to come here and argue with you guys like he did. Very few people would be willing to take a board on completely outnumbered. Boy's got cajones.

so it's courageous now to blunder in here and get your ass kicked night after night after night... for what? a fake alt based on a person whose name we don't even know, a person who isn't capable of realizing the 'insult' at this time or in the immediate future? what exactly did he hope to accomplish other than providing us with cheap entertainment and plenty of target practice?

you didnt cut those off and eat them too...?

Oh no?





Parroting the posters around me? That's rich. Who was it who made fun of your weak ass Bright stories? Who did I steal that from? Who said that chick wasn't for real, who did I parrot about that? I do believe I was the first to call you a hack. So yeah, you're an idiot.

He's defending a friend. That's a worthwhile cause in my book and in his. It's about honor. Whether you guys think what happened was a big deal or not is irrelevant. We did and our conscience dictates that we do something about it.

I'm not sure there is anything to achieve past this point. An apology would be nice, but that's not going to happen. What we achieved was the fact that we feel we did the right thing by defending a friend. And Halo is continuing to do so in... *ahem* his own way.

Oh dear...he's not another welfare case, is he? I'd love my tax dollars to be spent on something better than supporting another ineffectual mouth-breather taking up space, adding nothing to society, and crying for money from the government because of a headache or blister, or something...

Personally I don't think it takes courage either way. Cause it's easy to say things on the internet. It's easy to claim victory and kicking someone's ass. Any pathetic and lame bitch can think of that. You're proof of that Sammitch.

I hoped to help out a friend who was being jumped by you shitheads and the fact that you and alot of the others are too fucking fucking insufferable to realize why fucking with a kid is wrong means you deserve to be called out for your douchery.

Then, if it's truth, you shouldn't be trying to use his place of employment against him, now should you? Hypocrite...

If he wasn't such a snob I wouldn't.

it's true that you have some small amount of original material, if only because it takes a lot of effort for someone to match your level of stupidity. and it's hardly 'elitist' to call you unintelligent; there are plenty of people with less of an education than yourself who can at least convey their thoughts in an articulate manner. I realize you don't have a good handle on the idea of context, but I never claimed that people without a college education are somehow 'inferior'. I have on the other hand stated repeatedly that you are inferior because you are you. I'm sorry that's such a hard truth for you to grasp, but the sooner you admit you have a problem, the sooner you will become less of a dumbshit.

You and mocha were mocking his lack of education and boasting about your own last night in the offensive forum.

How each of us perceives Halo is going to be different no matter what. We can go around and around about this, but neither one of us is technically right. So I'll just say that there are sides of Halo you haven't seen and for as long as I've known Halo, I've found him to be an intelligent guy. My two cents.

Has anyone ever told you you're delightful?

Saving them for later.

You want in?

You're added to the list.

Only myself.

Thought he and Captain Crap were the only two on it already.

while I appreciate your opinion, I have to respectfully disagree. the sides of halo we've seen have thus far been pretty damned stupid. and yes, we did mention halo's level of education once or twice, but after seeing that less educated individuals than halo have demonstrated more intellect, I realize that we shouldn't have given him that excuse after all.

I have a very good handle on context which why I know that your statement was in fact you frowning on people who don't have an education.

And I still can't believe you that only a few post down you make your famous "edit with a crying motie" post and here you are talking about originality?

You only say I'm not articulate and unintelligible cause you NEED to believe you are smarter than me. Like I said in another thread, it's a pathological thing with you. I think I've been very articulate in describing you and your fascination/hatred of me.

What exactly have I done that's so inferior to you?

Spelling? Is it really that big of a deal?

Hating on other posters? Well, you hate on me and other Insurgents.

Raiding? Like this board hasn't raided the Quesada forums or Legion. Oh yeah, and how you wanted to raid Protest Warriors but wormed out of admitting what you did.

I'm just curious, what's your issue?

Wrong again moron.

I just don't see Sammitch as being the kind of person to judge based on something like that. I think it's essentially calling you a fucking retard.
Which you are.


Generally speaking, that's the simplest way to summarize your bullshit. Know what they say, if the shoe fits...



No. You're inarticulate and unintelligible.

Wow, I see you took me off ignore

Funny, cause considering how vague you're being I'm thinking you are protesting way too much. Sammitch has shown himself to be a snob with comments I've already posted and you ignore them. So yeah, fuck you.

Quoted for truth.

rob's servers can only take so much information. let's just leave it at you existing.

yep, zero hypocrisy here!

So, it's okay if they're a snob? And, parents and mothers are okay targets, but not kids? Man, there are so many layers to your personal morality and ethics. You should really draw up a map, or a pamphlet or something. You know, so everyone knows the rules you operate from, and don't just assume it's the normal "standard intelligence" or "factual universe", or "common sense"...

You're just running away Sammitch.

But hey, keep your reasons for obsession.

There isn't.

I'd say that this is black and white thinking but your not really thinking so much as acting out of desperation.

Chicken shit. I can see why you hide here and at Target.

yeah, pro strikes me as one of those desperate people.

who's hiding, dumbshit? my real name, photos, place of business and family are all here for people to see. and how exactly do I 'hide' at my job? how does that work, exactly? enlighten us!

You are, you pathetic sack of troll shit. You can say anything you want without repercussions. Targets a nice simple place for you too work without too much drama.

Maybe you're not a complete moron afterall...

Nah.

even ssteve!'s blood pressure didn't go up that much!

Parroting JLA, huh?

I love how the moment you hit him with facts, it suddenly escalated into a Halo Froth Bath of just random stabs! "Targets too EASY a job for the likes of you, you pathetic sack of troll shit! Gah!!! You can HIDE, unlike my ex-military desk job, where I've been thrust into the repercussive hell of public scrutiny!! YOU SUCK-BLANKET OF ANGEL CUM!!! GAH!!!"

I know!

BTW, Halo...where do you work?

There you go with your "facts" talk about. If I were to present the same "facts" you'd just whine about how it's just opinion. You hypocrite.

he's like a gaytarded yoda!

Why? You gonna use that against me after trying hard to give me shit about it? I already told you, it's because he's a snob, not because of his employment.

Sorry I can't be as "bright" as you are Sammitch. Maybe a few more years in college and I'll be able to dream up scenario's with guys in showers too.

How original

Yeah, those pesky facts, and their ability to make you wrong. I know you fear them now, H. But, I have hope that one day after you hit puberty, you will come to understand that the world doesn't operate off your magic fairy dust of opinions and hormonal discharge. In fact, I think the day you have that perfect moment of clarity you will either go nuts and kill everyone in a mall food court, or you will go on to become a functioning, respectable member of society. I hope for the latter...

oh, you're way ahead of most of us on that one, dumbshit.

unemployed!





(Trust me, I would know.)

you take that back, you dirty republican nazi!

You don't know anything about facts, Pro. You only know Rob's Board kool-aid.

Well, I do think you were being a snob, so of course it would be okay if I did, right? But, I understand. If I didn't matter so much to you, reprisals from me over your employment status wouldn't matter, now would it? But, I can understand failing as many times as you have with this whole thing, and now that you don't even have the shaky walls of your board sealed up (not that that ever stopped me, of course), I imagine it's all a little frightening to you. You're nervous. Best not to step up to the line, and all. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone else about this. Your fear is a secret between you and me...

You know about unemployment? Can't say I'm surprised nobody will hire a piece of shit like you.

actually I didn't really have to do much of anything to that post.

I'm guessing you say this to your mirror every morning.

So, let me guess this right. It's wrong of me to have a negative opinion of others but it's okay for you to bash on me cause Joe does it, it's okay for Sammitch cause...well, he doesn't even know why he hates me, and it's okay for Joe and Grimm cause I disagreed with them?

And how exactly have I been a snob, Pro?

Oh wait! I was kidding about the welfare. Is that true?

Actually I say, "Damn you good lookin". Right before I go to work.

Fixed it for you.

heh

No, it's wrong for you to try and taunt Phil about where he works, and then turn around and agree with whatishername that it's wrong to taunt people about where they work. That's hypocrisy.



For starters, you assumed superiority over Phil, citing where he works as a point of belittlement. That's snobbery.

Facts.

AND HE's a LIAR!

and a HACK!

but mostly a LIAR!

SNOBBACKERY!!!

I hardly know her!

"Whatishername" who also makes the point that Sammitch talks like the Supreme Intelligence and is better than everyone but works at Target? I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you deliberately miss the point, huh?



Know it's not. Sammitch has givin me plenty of reason to hate him as a person. It has nothing to do with who is "superior".

But hey, you all think you are superior to me and anyone else who doesn't fit in to your mob so I guess that makes you a bunch of snobs?

Yes...

no. not really. just you

Uh-huh...

Okay!

wankie's a liar!

Facts, Halo...facts...

and a coward!

a lying coward even!

I never thought I'd see a thread where I agree with Profageus.

Fuck you Joey!!

I guess according to you it's a fact the sun revolves around the earth too

Oh. And it's "Blowmetheus", Joey...catch up...

I know,dude.

Whoa! You got me there Halo! By stating that I would believe something mirror-opposite to the world, you have highlighted my generic ignorance. How incredibly original you are in perception and execution of verbal quips. The master at work...

i believe the world is flat, and the sun comes out just to light the day.

I'm sure if I had said I win or called you Prometheustard you'd be hysterical right now

everytime halo posts in this thread he bumps the title "Did you know that Wank & Cry fucks Whomods daughter" to the top, methinks it's a fruedian slip.....

HALO IS A LYING COWARD!

LOL someone else insulted whomod's daughter! A huge victory for the guys who came here to stop that kind of thing.

haha

i cant figure out, are we so good that we make halo a fool with out trying, or is he such a tool that we do it to him without trying?

I like to think of us as flashlights in this case. the dead baby in the bottom of the port-a-potty was always there, we just help make it more visible.

Exposing you guys for the idiots you are is just as good.

Boo fucking WOO!!!!!


just in case you idiots havent noticed... WE WIn.

Hypocrites.

I do not think that word means what you think it means. Hypocrites invite people to come to their open message boards (twice) while keeping them locked (twice).

Also, wasn't your goal in coming here either to make Rex apologize or run everyone off the boards? Kinda hard to claim victory with both levels of fail hanging over you.

Ffail!

i'm not admin asshole... but that could possibly be my fault.

You have a way of counting your chickens before they are hatched Joe.

You said our individual meltdowns were "imminent" 2 weeks ago and they still haven't happened.

You said the Insurgency had abandoned me and this board and well...take a look around.

This is just one more thing you are destined to be wrong about.

Tommy, you've had so many meltdown posts that I've stopped trying to keep track. That thread you started about First Among Daves - delicious! Your BSAMS thread - wonderful!

As for the Insurgents returning - I think it's great. Sad that they let you get kicked around for two weeks, but guilt is a great motivator and they're bringing a lot of traffic and excitement to the boards. So I guess I should thank you for that.

Shooting yourself in the foot again, huh? With that definition of meltdown you've exposed yourself as an idiot.

You're welcome.

Why are you so fascinated with me exposing myself? That's kinda gay, Tommy.

This is called transferance, boys and girls. Everyone with an IQ above retard point and laugh at him

Stop using big words that you don't understand. You clearly mention me exposing myself. Any more of this and I'm telling your boyfriends on you - I'm sure they won't be happy about your attempts to cheat on them...

!!!

You are an idiot.

ex·pose Audio Help (ĭk-spōz') Pronunciation Key
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To subject or allow to be subjected to an action, influence, or condition: exposed themselves to disease; exposed their children to classical music.
To subject (a photographic film, for example) to the action of light.
To deprive of shelter or protection; lay open to danger or harm: troops that were exposed to gunfire.
To make known (something discreditable).
To reveal the guilt or wrongdoing of: expose a criminal.
To make visible: Cleaning exposed the grain of the wood. See Synonyms at show.

To make known (something discreditable).
To reveal the guilt or wrongdoing of: expose a criminal.
To engage in indecent exposure of (onesel

look out! he's breaking out the [online] dictionary!

For reals?

thanks for the new Sig Sumbitch.

dude quit bumping this thread title to the top, youre sick!

he's insatiable!

and also a lying coward!

Sorry, but that was one of the funniest things I have read in ages!
props to rex!!

Don't change the subject, Wanky. You came here to deter posters here from making fun of family members. Instead, you've only inspired more of that sort of behaviour - from both sides, no less! VICTORY!

VICTORY VICTORY

Whatever.

Not just changing the subject. I'm saying that it'll just as good to give you mother fuckers what you deserve. Which is to be exposed as idiots. Stopping the nonsense with who's daughter would be the best but not the only.

But you haven't stopped the nonsense with his daughter. Also, I believe you've said that it's obvious to anyone with a brain that we're idiots. Isn't it kind of pointless to expose us, then, since it's already common knowledge?

No, we haven't. We've alleviated it and taken the heat of Whomod, so that's something. And that knowledge isn't nearly common enough.

How is making a big fuss about it "alleviating it"? rex would have gotten bored with the alt in two weeks if you hadn't visited us, and after that nobody would even remember it existed. You've made it legendary! When things slow down around here again and we look back on this raid as "the good old days", we'll remember that rex started it all when he registered that ID.

Let's think, what are you assholes talking about most? Me. Not Whomods Daughter. It was only in the last few days since Nowhereman got butt hurt that the Whomod's daughter came back up.

Sure, you'll remember it, but not as much as you'll remember me. The guy you assholes couldn't break with your nonsense no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise.

Sure, but we're still talking a lot more about her than we would have if you guys hadn't shown.

Do you realize that Oakley is "the guy who wouldn't put up with anyone's shit" too?

I don't think you have, I at least don't think there's any way to really know that. And Oakley is the bitch who ran back to Joe Mama. I can guarantee that won't happen.

Just compare how much we talked about whomod's daughter before the raid and how often we're mentioning it now. I think that alt barely even left the Politics forum, and now it's all over the place.

You're right on the Oakley thing, though. You'd never do something nice for Joe. Chris was only stubborn. You're also arrogant.

Oakley bitched out, who are you trying to kid. Another thing, rex had taken that alt out of the Politics forum long before we came here. I remember seeing several post he made in the Random section. So don't hand me this nonsense hoping that I'm dumb enough to take you at your word. Cause I'm not.

For all his faults, Chris is at least aware that this is only a message board and doesn't really hold a grudge against any of us (just like we don't really think ill of him). You're too arrogant to realize that.



I think he made a couple of threads in the off-topic forum, but that was it. To those of us who don't frequent the politics forum, it was just part of another mini-flame war between liberals and conservatives. Most of us didn't even acknowledge it.



I forgot. Unlike us, you know a fact when you see one!

(sorry, in-joke)

seriously wank, youre closer to reax than oakley....

Here's something you're not used to, Halo. It's called a fact. There are only 19 posts with the 'whomod's daughter' alt at all on this board. 14 of those came AFTER your raid. Don't believe me? It's easy to check. Just look at that profile's post list page. Out of the other 5, only one was posted outside the Politics forum (I guess there goes your 'fact' that rex had made posts with that alt in the Random forum).

I just reread those five posts, since they're all only about a sentence or two apiece. Guess what! There's nothing in those posts about whomod's daughter being abused, molested, or even ridiculed. Instead, they were all making fun of whomod saying that HE was the one crying, or making fun of his obsession over Obama. It's your raid that brought up an alt that had been out of commission for a month and escelated the whole thing to include the comments of abuse and molestation. Your raid did the exact opposite of what you wanted it to do. You haven't draw heat from whomod. In fact, we've given him more shit over the fact that you guys had to defend his internet honor for him. All you did was give us more reasons to make fun of him when we weren't even talking about him anymore.

yeah really it only made whomod look like a bigger pussy, a fact no one thought possible...

Don't try and argue with facts. Halo ignores them, and Pro will only sneak in and use his 1337 haxorz skillz to change them. He's the mole! A damned double agent!!!

Wait, what?

STOP ARGUIN IN FRONT OF THE INTURDENTS! WE'LL LOOK WEAK AND TARDED!

Yellow Blossum innocent User I'm delightful
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heh

Captain Sammitch annoyed Moderator invisible editor
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