preparing for the GRE and people being haters on voice chats!

Obvious responses in 3...2...1...

Is this for real?

Hey Jeff!


Control your woman.

Right about now Jeff shoved his cock in her mouth so that is why she stopped typing.

make her swallow it.

She is the swizzler.

Someone's a little butt hurt that Uschi and I didn't want to hear her high pitched blabber.

They must be unconscious.

Pig Iran is unconscious. Probably 'cause he's drunk.

Probably cause he's sober.


What's the GRE?
Why is it so hard to prepare for?
How long has rob been gay?

I'm sorry, you must have mistaken us for people who actually give a fuck!

dammit people, do i have to do everything?

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Thread: I hate...........


MSN...always so negative...

Fuck you, MSN.

You're not my father, MSN. Stop pretending you are.

Fucking liberal terrorist networks...

Good Lord! I, too, hate.

Could this be the sort of intimate connection... visceral kinship, if you will... that I require to begin the process of healing all those decades of ulcerous embitterment that have shriveled my soul into a caustic fist of contempt for all of life and humanity?

Is this the feeling Joe Mama gets when he finds a McDonalds with a populated PlayLand? Is this... love?




Oh, that was Elisa? Never mind. That reminds me, though... I need to pluck my eyebrows. And my butt cleavage.

I read your two other posts and thought that the hate was dying and you were just going through the motions, but this post has me relieved. Not the same relief you get when all that government cheese and baloney you live on finally passes through, you broke-ass Don Magic Juan wannabe. Similar to the relief any woman feels when King Snarf finally takes the hint and goes away. It's good to have you back, Silky. You were away too long - I guess your trip to Africa for more green monkey AIDS took longer than expected.

My goodness, it's Joe Mama. Although it is reassuring to see some constants in the universe, your attention - if I may expand on your metaphor - remains as welcome as Snarf's when he singles out a girl from the karaoke bar to serenade with "I Touch Myself".

Rest assured, my rivers of hate will never run dry, Joe Mama. ...Not unlike the saliva from the corners of your mouth when you hear the music from the ice cream truck and the delightful squeals of sticky-mouthed children in its orbit.

I hope you get stuck in an elevator with Jeremy, Joe Mama, and that he feels the need to strike up a conversation. I hope Pariah thinks you're Catholic. And, most of all, I hope rex makes your Red Sox crusty.


P.S.: The green monkeys told me to tell you, "Come home. All is forgiven."

Best alt not named Frank Burns ever!

i put him above frank. Silky i hate your guts but you are the best...

by the way who the hell is that anyways?

I know who it is but I ain't saying.

Good, cause as soon as you say it, it'll become someone else.

I don't want to ruin another one of your alts.

It was probably me before you said that, but now the entire universe has been retconned to keep you from ever guessing right.

for whatever reason i think its sneaky...

You guys are stupid. Everyone knows that green monkeys come from outer space and not from Africa.

but they still get the AIDS from Africa. pay attention Urgthar!

My money is on ULTIMATE! Jake.

Poor poor Joseph Mother, does he not consider that maybe Silky is real, just like my fair self?
Were it not for my wonderfully taut buttocks, I might sometimes call into question the validity of this very id, but I glance upon them in the mirror, and I am once again reassured that I am indeed gorgeously real.

Now of course, I am sure young Joseph is merely psyching himself up for a night out with Captain Sandwich, but this is no reason to cast such aspersions on others, that they are not real people.

It's a weird situation, going out with Sammitch. I'm the wingman, but he goes after the fat one instead of the hot chick.

I hate Obama for spewing his nigger filth. Me and Pat Buchanan stand firmly on this issue, especially since it pertains to MY COUNTRY!

He goes after you?

You mean, he uses the double date excuse to get closer to me?





I never considered that...EW!!!

He sees you as a double date!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

Ah, yes... K-nutreturns. I thought I smelled Nutella and Gold Bond.

Look, K-nut, since I have done unspeakable things to virtually everyone's mother, I understand what gears must be turning in your mind. But, if you're fishing for back child support, I recommend contacting the agent for Fat Albert's Junkyard Band to see if they can simply garnish Dumb Donald's royalty checks.

...And see if you can borrow one of his hats too. The kind that covers your face. You make Joe Mama lose his appetite.

i hate you silky...

I don't think that's posible. Joe is the kind of guy who eats while he's sleeping,fighting and/or fucking.

lets hope he doesnt rely on the meal while fucking, he'll starve

uh oh...

The whole AIDS crisis would stop dead if people would just put on a condom when they fuck a green monkey in the ass!

oh like you stop to think about that everytime youve fucked a green monkey in the ass!

I am Wreck-gar. I stop to think about Africa's green monkeys every time David Bowie's hat fucks Urgthar's lost appetite!

I'm not sure what that means.