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10000+ posts Wed Aug 13 2008 11:09 PM Reading a post
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This thread blew my mind!

nah, it only half-blew it.

It wasn't brownies, it was a cake.

and it wasn't a cake so much as it was molten liquid inside and burnt crisp outside, like a cake version of a gusher.

It was horrible. and delicious!

Thanks!

Sneaky, who is your avatar? And why?

Looks like Bill Cosby.

Really? Its Kwame Kilpatrick Muh favorite brotha! Why? a still of Congresswoman Kilpatrick floppin' her boobs around doesn't do thevideo justice.



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DAMN!

Uschi's Ya'lls boi!

soldier boi

fo' rizzle!

lmfao!!!

• The mayoral terms of Kilpatrick have been plagued with controversies which have included allegations of marital infidelity, conspiracy, perjury, and murder. Kilpatrick is the only mayor in the history of Detroit and the only current mayor of any major U.S. city to be charged with a felony while in office.

detroit is the new new orleans!

Poor Strawberry, I was freinds with her sista Creme. Kwame was jailed last week for going across the river to Canada to sell the tunnel or some shit. I pissed myself. Martha Reeves of the Vandellas is a concil member and wants a statue downtown in her honor.

Where's Marion Barry when you need him?

I don't get why Kwame went after teh ugly. Girl kinda looks like Scottie Pippen.

Ha!!

When I first say this thread I thought it as about uschi having a black baby or shitting in a saucepot.

Jeez rex! Put down the beer before you post. Your grammar and spelling are closing in on Sneaky territory. I had to re-read that sentence three times before I realized you weren't just having an epileptic seizure at your keyboard...

I'll edit it once you clean all the sand out of your vagina.

Its his baby bladder. He tries to drink and type but its impossible unless he takes a wireless keyboard to the can.

rex ass-kicky User breaker of the insurgency
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rex ass-kicky User breaker of the insurgency
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That made no sense and wasn't funny. It would have been better, wittier, and funnier if you had just accepted the teasing with a modicum of self-depreciating humor, while at the same time attempting to lightly insult me. Maybe even a "your mother" line, for old times sake.

You've got to start weeding out your opportunities and stop generalizing every response as a spiteful defense against a phantom attack...

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Prometheus innocent User Escapologist
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Do you even get that reference? Its from a voice chat. Its one of those things where we all get on yahoo and make fun of you for not being able to stay up past five pm to chat with us.

You are fucking boring and we all hate you. If anyone ever finds out who you really are, I will absolutely destroy you and kidnap your cat, Lothar...

Prometheus innocent User Escapologist
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Sweetheart, I know it will take you three bathroom breaks to get through this one post, but try and stay with me: I was there when those jokes were first created in the voicechat. Do you remember? It might be hazy since it was two fucking years ago.

Change or die, rex. Change or die.



And, no offense, but if I get to choose between:

(A) staying up until 5am to listen to you bathroom-break yourself into a stupor, ignore Uschi's pic-spam, and drown out Pariah whining about his burnt cock to try and hear the silent crackle-and-hiss of Shannon's non-existent part of the conversation...

Or...

( B ) go and have a full nights sleep (and maybe some booty) with my wife...


I'll take ( B ), thank you...

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You really are in a pissy mood today, aren't you?


Just to make sure you know I'm just messing with you here a bunch of laughing emoticons

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At what point does a lighthearted rant about the sillyness that goes on in a voicechat suddenly considered being "pissy"?

You're not reading me right...

Dude, really...we get it. Stop.

And you're not getting my over the over the top sarcasm.

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I've decided to put the Who's Online Obsessor on IGNORE. It's my first. I'll be gentle...

You know you're just encouraging him by doing that.

Rob Kamphausen ass-kicky Administrator cobra kai
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It's funny because I've never IGNORED anyone before. But, hey, at least Mopius knew when to quit...

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sneaky bunny crying Moderator Some Fat Bitch
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Kissy kissy!

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1: Uschi pic-spam stopped or at least slowed after the second one.
2: I spoke, i ISP fucked Uschi around 3am once.

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Now you're just making me jealous...

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Do you know about the voice chat i had with uschi and sneaky until four in the morning? It wasn't as hot as it sounds.

How hot does it sound, then?

But it's true! I told her "Je me rends". and then we shared pictures.

Why would any man want to spend that much time with two women?

Well, if Uschi's pic spam entertains you at 7am and courtney breaking into a library to chat. then. hot?

I bet each of you has half of the same magical pendent that you wear every day...

Does sneaky doing dramatic readings of uschi's livejounal do anything for you?

I'm okay with listening to Sneaky's voice. Is she breathing heavy while doing it?

That's Joe. He tends to do that when he imagines his hoogie being harley's twat.

Though i can. Just don't make me speak southern.

It's easy. Drop the end of every word, and drawl every vowel. Now kiss me...

sneaky bunny, speak southern for me please.

Fixin' to: About to. "I'm fixin' to go to the store."

Foolin' around: Can mean not doing anything in particular or sex, usually of the extramarital variety. "Sue caught her husband foolin' around, so she divorced him."

Fummeer: A place other than one's present location. "Where do we go fummeer?"

Gawn: Departed. "Bo's not here. He's gawn out with somebody else."

Gone: Going to. "You boys just git out there and play football. We gone make mistakes, but they are, too."

Got a good notion: A statement of intent. "Ah got a good notion to cut a switch and whale the dickens out of that boy."

Yeah, that's a prominent one. I sometimes say that without catching myself. Really!



I've actually heard this used in different regions, so I wouldn't say it's only a Southern phrase.



Hmmm...I don't know. That's kind of borderline. I mean, sure, some accents are so thick it sounds like that's what they're saying. But, in reality, it's not an accepted, or acknowledged word or phrase.



Now, this is just some generic Stephen Foxworthy kind of stuff. Not only does it not primarily exist in speech outside of ignorant dramatizations of the south by people who have never actually been there, both entries contradict each other. Which is it: Gawn or Gone? No, no, no. This will not do.



That phrase has maybe been uttered on the planet Earth a total of twenty-seven times since the 1800's...

But i prefers fuckin you with ebonics

black people is frum t3h south, speak soubonics!

Gerrrr, I wants to fuq youze booty. Pop doz zittles!

HA HA HA HA HA!!! I'm so confused, and strangely aroused!

BIG BOi! makes you say, makes you say oh boi!

I can never really imagine what I know Shannon sounds like saying any of Sneaky Bunny's posts out loud. It's like a pixie trying to speak Latin....what?

thats why it always cracks me up.

I can do it rather well. Again i did it with uschi one night.

is mah fav'rit!

I hope you wore protection...

Nah nig, She already gave me da clap! an' shaquandaz told me she wuz on da rag an' couldn't git me pregnant. don't make me shank ya!

Hey Squeeks, yer boyfriend's on ComCentral tonight, gettin' roasted-toasted. Why aintchu ther?

BECAUSE I LOVES YOU.

Plus,whenit was taped two weeks ago I was all like "boi i don't gots my child support from usch yet. I can't fly out to SoCal. TK's penis might kill me anyhow"

and really, i'm not the kind of star fucker you are.

but i leik jour komedies. I wanna see you onna teevee, baby! not jes sos I can stop the payments, neither!

Then gets crackin' on a new rkmbs_fest!

I mean, i could spend ten minutes on harley's ass alone!

Just trying to get it up?

HA HA HA! She called me yesterday and mentioned all that jelly in back... shit, I forgot the context but I promise it was funn3h. I stopped breathing.

That its in 4:3 ratio when it should be 16;9?

goddamn you confuse me, Shan! SuRE!