Well. I have good news and I have bad news.
Bad news is, you'll be seein' a lot more of me.
Good news is, I got promoted and am no longer unloading trucks until between 1 and 5 AM.

Bad news for me is I have to get used to going into work at 10 AM. Goddamn, I'm tired.

No one gives a fuck.

You don't even know me so leave me out of this!

I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF SLEEP!
and apes, with metal parts

Diphenhydramine 25mg. you can get it over the counter (no Rx) - brand name Benedryl. Sleep aide.

I thought PCG was just getting ready to fake another internet suicide by pretending to OD.

Will it give me a four hour boner?

depends on who you fall asleep in front of....

Nah, YOU want Dr.Porkenheimer's Boner Juice. Injectable Viagara.

Never worked for me.
Then again, I spent Saturday night passing around bottles of 151, vodka, and black rum, and Jack Daniels to no avail.



Aw, damn, you caught me.

Are these fake internet sedatives that you want?
Or is that how you committed fake internet suicide last time?

awww, the big-boy got nanny-net removed and drinkeded a lotsa alcomahol!

Fine. Try L-Tryptophan. It's not OTC. OH! HERE'S A NOVEL FUCKING IDEA! HOWS ABOOT YOU GO TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR ADVICE ON AN INTERWEBZ!

Please tell me L-Tryptophan is lethal in any dose.

Bleach + acetone + ice.

I'll give you a four hour boner...erection high five!

Your mum still hasn't told you that's a skin tag eh?

Why do you insist on hurting me, when all I want to do is give you love...and a four hour boner?