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Posted By: King Snarf Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 12:20 AM
But considering all the threads with my name in them, and all the posts about me the past couple of days, one thing is clear...


I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! King Snarf for mod!
Posted By: iggy Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 12:30 AM


So do monkeys at the zoo, Snarf. So do monkeys at the zoo.
Posted By: Glacier16 Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 12:30 AM
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 12:34 AM
Does he realise most of the topics with his name in were posted by himself?
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 12:35 AM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf


I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats!

Yeah, the women who were on the dancefloor all sit down as soon as you enter the room!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 1:41 AM
 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Does he realise most of the topics with his name in were posted by himself?


Only half. The rest were posted by that oh-so-clever alt that's a parody of me. I'm enough of a parody of myself; I need no alt.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 1:46 AM
Parody?
I thought that was your better looking, more intelligent, less gay, brother!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 1:48 AM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
But considering all the threads with my name in them, and all the posts about me the past couple of days, one thing is clear...


I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! King Snarf for mod!


Wow, Fat Albert shirts and catch phrases ripped off from wrestling. I'll say one thing for you, you're an amazing success at defying one's biological imperative. You're going to die alone.
Not if takes out a few motherfuckers in the process.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 5:29 AM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 5:53 AM
\:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Say what you want about me....


You like to eat crackers with dick cheese.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 6:12 AM
I think he meant something untrue...
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 6:13 AM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Say what you want about me....


Your pee hole is slowly closing up and your balls have atrophied.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 6:15 AM
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I think he meant something untrue...
Posted By: iggy Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 6:27 AM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
But considering all the threads with my name in them, and all the posts about me the past couple of days, one thing is clear...


I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats! King Snarf for mod!


Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 6:32 AM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf

I put asses in the motherfuckin' seats!


So does dysentery.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 6:38 AM
so does Halo?
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 6:38 AM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
so does Halo?


No, he takes it in the seat.
Posted By: King Snarf Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 8:22 AM
And how!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 12:55 PM
And Snarf loves to watch!
Posted By: the G-man Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 3:24 PM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
so does Halo?


 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
No, he takes it in the seat.


 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
And how!


That's still more consensual sexual contact than you've experienced.
He's getting closer to getting laid.
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 10:09 PM
13/16 of a blowjob?
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Say what you want about me.... - 2009-05-12 11:30 PM
can any woman purse their lips tight enough to give Snarf a full blowjob?
I'm sure Snarf would be willing to let a lot of women try.
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