Yeah.

I probably am missing out because it seems some creativity is put into them, tailoring them to specific posters/situations... and I like parody... but I don't read poetry happily.

I never know what song he's parodying.

I think they're Shakespeare sonnets.

sonnet?

i barely knew it!

CHEE-KY

new kind of fuck-jelly?

Oh my wonderous young lad, it is a pleasure to see you once again, but I am mortified that you have so little regard for song lyrics.
As a lyricist of phenomenal talent, I feel it is the duty of the lower classes, like yourself, to pay homage to the great poets and writers of our era, and even that MisterJLA chappie.

I must say though, I did once print out and try to read a piece of fiction written by that foul knave, Snarf.
I must say it was shockingly bad, and I had a feeling it was only worthy to be used as lavatory paper, but even my young Mexican slave, Maxwell, said that his feces deserved more respect than to be forced to come into contact with such drivel.

Oh, david... that was a left-fielder snarf joke. Totally unnecessary. Like his dick.

HEY-O!

I don't spoil my eyes to lyrics of lesser men-things than you, meester bowie!

I have a serious disgust for Knave Snarf, who would dare try to dignify himself with the use of the title of King, of which he has no claim or right to use.

He is morally foul, and it does not come as a surprise to myself, that he would be reviled by both the female and homosexual male community.

I love you.

Hey.

Lay the fuck off.

Bowie fight!