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I know you are. But the turtle is cute!

BURN

Ha that's funny thanks Uschi.

And Snarf, realizing that even a turtle alone in captivity can get 3/4 laid, stares at the handgun for just a few seconds longer than yesterday.

Apparently the turtle only 3/4 raped the shoe. His penis never came out. We should name it


oh god, it's funny but it is so overdone! Fine, whatever, everyone's waiting.

We should name it Snarf!

Turtle Steak

1 lb. turtle steak, sliced 1/2 inch thick
1 clove garlic or 1/2 tsp. powder
1/2 c. flour
1/4 tsp. olive oil
1/2 cube butter
1 tsp. salt
1/4 c. sherry


Heat butter and oil in skillet with garlic. Salt slices and roll in flour. Brown on both sides, about 10-15 minutes. Pour off drippings. Add sherry. Steam 5 minutes and serve. 2 servings.