i think i may be in love.


i didn't know i had a heart.








just had to rub it in.

pics or stfu

Someone should tell Snarf that that hair piece and glasses is fooling nobody....cept Uschi that is!

I think that's the third person that's called me a lesbian in the past couple weeks.

It's getting kinda old.

don't be silly! she has a lovely vagina! no sand at ALL!

congrats uschi!

Ah, what I wouldn't give to be ten years younger.

And a woman.

I can't figure out what I want for lunch; soup, or duck?

Which one do you shoot.

Hey, it's Samantha Ronson.

You stole Lindsay Lohan's woman. Good show, Usch.

Get you some, Uschiley!!

Please let us know if there are any pictures of your coupling, without clothing, available for posting online.

Thank you for your time.

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my hands are usually too busy to bother with a camera, Pro. sorry.

Shoot him now!!! Shoot him now!!!

*sigh* Okay.

you keep quiet, he doesn't have to shoot you now.

He does so have to shoot me now.I demand that you shoot me now!!

well, you heard the man. shoot him now.

Rehearsals!!

can't be arsed.

YOU LIE!!

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
I have no idea why it was wearing them.

there's no way an elephant could fit in your pajamas! now if you'd said the elephant was wearing Snarf's pajamas, that I could see.

I wouldn't want to see that.

who would?

Well, you.

so I have a thing for elephants in pajamas. big flippin deal.

It doesn't make you a bad person.

no, it was the genocidal rampages that did that.

You were going through a rough time,it's understandable.

Yeah, the sight of the elephant in Snarfs pajamas made him happy, but the sight of a naked Snarf chasing it (but giving up after 3/4 of a minute), left him mentally scarred for life!

that and the spacebug up my arse.

If I had a knife for every time I've heard that, I wouldn't have a knife. Until now.

interesting. 'cause I got two knives in the mail today (butterfly freebee and a $50-sumthin' Smith n Wesson special-ops).