Captain Sammitch is an old fart.

And by that, I mean... Happy birthday.

Originally Posted By: PCG342

And by that, I mean... Happy Ultimate Day.

A little something for your birthday,Sammitch.

Didn't PCGay kill himself again?

Yes, Rex. This is the seventeenth time this week.

Sammitch, you bastard. go have some fun and let Chewy out of the damn basement for a while, willya?

Happy birthday cunt face.
Cue his entrance tune.

$\:lol\:$ thank you, thank you all...

happy sammitch

Happy Birthday Phil and, it appears, PCG!

Fuck. We should just start killing babies born on this day.

thank you. it just goes to show that you never really know when you might find yourself sharing a birthday with a firearm-fumbling suicide faker...

oh, and happy birthday, I guess, pcg.

Originally Posted By: rex

Fuck. We should just start killing babies born on this day.

well after we missed that one retarded kid on that one day that one year, it's kind of a moot point.

I'm not really sure where I was going with that.

You missed him and now he's the damn President! Way to go,Sammitch!

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

thank you. it just goes to show that you never really know when you might find yourself sharing a birthday with a firearm-fumbling suicide faker...

oh, and happy birthday, I guess, pcg.

$\:lol\:$

Happy Birthday, O Chaser of Chubbies.

Happy Sammitch Day!!