Where are you Snarf?

Is it because G-man called you bald all the time?

-bald is in ask Pro and Pat Stewart

Is it because Jaburg kept bumping the threads in wimmens forum where you told us you had a vagina?

-get soem maxi pads

Is it because Pro had an alt called Snarf who was better than you and it was just an alt?

-Snarf is a really kick ass alt.

I killed him.

He'll be back.

he was aflacking yesterday.

if you know what he means

I actually think that shit alt has "Lothar" written all over it.

"No one man" too is "a Lothar".

If Lothar can make an alt so pathetic it seems to be Snarf that is skill.

He did bring us Gerald in your living room and Frank Burns...

But not SOM...

Gerald in your living room was real. One time I went down to the kitchen at 4 AM and I saw him sitting there in silence. He was just sitting there.

Nicely played...

Gerald damaged my living room furniture. he is real. I had to move. twice. and I still haven't replaced the furniture.

Gerald was never in my living room because I am dead!

on a steek

I AM GERALD!

It was not I who damaged you furniture. There is another who follows you who is clumsy in step and large in posterior.

You tell 'em, Lothar!

while the second half of that statement is true, I do not believe the first.

Pro, stop fucking birds!

You ask too much...

and provide too little!

GASP!

...I still haven't exhaled...

I've heard that before.

you're waiting to exhale

Fuck off, Lothar.