Seriously, who the hell is this? I was just noticing that he still, after all these years, continues his march through the OT section. That is some serious Rainman action, if I've ever seen it.

Think about it...if that's not a bot, that's a seriously messed up, soulless fuck. Years.Of.That.

Its lothar.

Wrong. It's dedication to the alt, a genius alt that other alts, like the Youtube poster for one and King Snarf for another, can only dream of being. Frank Burns is a perfect combination of spam and pure entertainment value. God bless Frank Burns.

Think about it. That. Daily. For years.

I'm no expert on a life well spent...but I'm conscious enough to realize that's not it.

Its not daily, its weekly.

superpowered hostages realize the penny weapon stashed the hammered tussel

If I had to choose what was the more normal, acceptable behaviour, posting a load of shit in the OT forum every Saturday or sucking cock, I'd go with posting in the OT forum, sorry Klints!

Major Burns is the greatest Alt this board has ever seen. That's what pains me when I see Lothar's other crappy alts like YTP or the AFLAC Duck. It's like, "Lothar, you struck perfection in Frank Burns! What are you doing? Stop wasting our and your time with videos no one is sad enough to bother to watch (except Knut). And for fucksake, you go from a mighty caveman to a fucking duck? Are you serious?"

And then I shrug, and keep on posting.


P.S. Frank Burns is my hero.

Frank Burns is my hero.

It's true. Frank Burns and URG represent a type of genius that cannot be duplicated. There's no need to create any other alts, aside from the ones that mock other posters. These two represent the pinnacle of quirky alt personality.