i ain't been on in a while. what's the haps?

Yes

so Rob's blog went away? and someone noticed? and it wasn't glacier first? wtf. rehearsals, people.

on the plus side, i get to fuck basically every day.

on the other hand, I've got no clue what any of y'all are up to.

so this is a super great arrangement!

that was, of course, answering the unspoken question, why ain't i around.

that nobody asked.

because nobody noticed.

and now i have to cry a little in my beer.

because that rug really tied the room together.

fucking a.

We decided that we couldn't have you talking about your lesbian love and robs blog. One had to go. I think we made the right choice.

sex in cars is epic.

last weekend i got her to orgasm ...lessee... three times before we got up, once on the sofa after breakfast, again in the bed - wait no, we got up to shower and I finished her off between the doorway and the bathroom sink... then we went for a walk! And then... once or twice more before I went home to feed my animals. Then we ended up going to a burlesque show that evening and I got her once before we went to sleep, and surprisingly that was her biggest (I mean the whole package, hitting *that* note, spasms everywhere - through to her hands and feet, a little bit of squirting, neighbors pounding on the floor/ceiling, she passed out asleep within minutes after). That was Saturday.

She made a really big breakfast on Sunday! :D

*splurt*

rex loves big breakfasts.

we had eggs and pancakes and split an orange and i got a whole pot of coffee for myself!

The Bat-Man died.

at one point, recently, one of our fellow posters named prometheus found something on the internet so hilariously funny, that he laughed uncontrollably until his buttocks (notedly rotund) actually fell off of his body. he shared this intimate moment with glacier16, so i'm sure you could ask him for more details if you're interested.

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thedoctor Moderator Timelord. Drunkard.
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Looks like JLA is jealous.

thedoctor is hooked!

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You tell 'em Lothar!

Nah, don't ask don't tell.

We found out climate change was a big lie while you were gone:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,576009,00.html

She's been gone a couple days, not a couple years.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesd...global-warming/

This stuff is awesome!

Headline this post!

It is here:
http://www.rkmbs.com/...t/9#Post1093627

I think all the moonbats that almost taxed us to death with cap and trade should now apologize!(or get us a soda ray)

Anonymous 17 seconds ago Reading a post
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ray who loved bowling.

I just hope you are being fair about this, and not just pinning the anti-Obama threads!

Dammit man!

Anonymous 13 seconds ago Reading a post
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I still believe in global warming because I am a weak person and need something to be afraid of.

oops, forgot to log into my matter eater man id for that one.

I still believe in global warming because Al Gore's house uses 21% more electricity than other houses in his geographic area. I know he wouldn't lie to me. Or invest in companies that stand to profit from the hysteria.

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do you know how much carbon lurking produces? dont kill my grandchildren.

why y'all gotta be boring? it isn't like i was on the global warming warpath or something.

Uh.....Yeah you were.

GLOBAL WARMING FIGHT!

Uschi, since you been gone, Snarf killed himself for the first time, and PCGAY fake killed himself for a second time.

What happened to all the talk about getting pussy

Such a little flirt.

Nowhereman clearly said snarf killed himself. Snarf got a pussy.

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MisterJLA talkative Moderator RACK me!
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Balloon Knot ass-kicky User Sex Offender Since 1978
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He's insatiable!

it's like a sickness.

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Take a breather, guy!

MisterJLA talkative Moderator RACK me!
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BASAMS The Plumber annoyed Moderator OH YEAH We Can!
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fat albert?

Sometimes It feels like someone is Watching me

RAWKwell RAWKS!

Ohhh! He's shirtless!

Sincerely,

Pariah

Touché.
-Jim Jackson

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

AFLAC!

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AFLAC!

Uschi hasn't posted in two weeks. She must be eye high in cootch.

it happens

When?
-Snarf

seriously.
-snarf

WHEN?
-Snarf

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!
-snarf

Google 20 seconds ago Reading a post
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i like fucking every day

No you don't! You LOVE it!

IN THE ASS!!!

Joe, on the other hand, doesn't like it as much as Uschi.

Yeah...wait, what?

I refuse to use the thumbs up icon because I think it looks stupid, but please imagine I did just now.

thumbs up her arse

sometimes yes!