I hope its your last

Happy birthday,little Chinee,boy!

I was gonna post this in another topic but I forgot to get you a present so here you go.

Thanks, bitches!

Dad, Why don't you buy me a nice car like other fathers do. We only sent you to filmschool because there's lots of cash to be had in films.

Cars are for normal sized people, not dwarfs like you.

I'll buy you some MicroMachines so you can fit in them, and also some Mighty Max sets because they're rad.