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Posted By: Prometheus Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 4:45 AM
When the methane bubble under the basin of the Gulf of Mexico erupts near the end of 2012 and flash-fries most of the southern states, I plan to be in NYC. Can the wife and I stay with you and DK and fight for the future of mankind? I'm totally awesome in the kitchen, and my wife has a big rack, if that helps. Also, Batman rocks and something to do with wrestling...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 4:46 AM
Hey McGurk, this thread title has the word "Rob" in it. Quick, go search for it!
Posted By: McGurk Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 4:52 AM
"There are no results for your query. Please try a broader range of search criteria.

Please use your back button to return to the previous page. "

Nope. Still doesn't work.
Posted By: Ray Peet Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 6:54 AM
"There are no results for your query. Please try a broader range of search criteria.

Please use your back button to return to the previous page. "

Nope. Still doesn't work.
Posted By: mimic Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 6:57 AM
"There are no results for your query. Please try a broader range of search criteria.

Please use your back button to return to the previous page. "

Nope. Still doesn't work.
Posted By: Rob Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 7:28 AM
if there's one thing i'd love more than anything else it's having rkmbs posters staying over my house and pooping via my toilets. quite frankly, i dont understand why you're not here now already asking me! that's where mxy has been staying this week, and he prefers the seat up.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 7:55 AM
Mxy, don't drink the water!!

Sounds good, Rob. I'll prepare the survival packs and auto-shotguns to fight off the post-methane zombies. You begin gathering pornography and training in hand-to-hand combat. I'll see you in a couple of years...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 7:58 AM
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if Rob Kamphausen can learn the value of kicking post-apocalyptic ass with me ... maybe anyone can.

Except Canadians.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 7:59 AM
And Snarf.
Posted By: Rob Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 8:05 AM
snarf can not form complex dating machines, appeal, or charisma. it doesn't work that way. but he can form tiny liquid objects.

like tears.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-02 6:49 PM
The Snarf's highest probability for success now would be to copy a vagina and to wait for someone to make contact with him...
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 4:41 AM
Yeah.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 5:54 AM
.....??
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 5:54 AM
WTF is this guy talking about?
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 6:29 AM
dude, it's Lothar. The boy who doesn't make sense. The crack's been eating at his life.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 6:29 AM
also, he's gay.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 6:45 AM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
also, he's gay.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 8:34 AM
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 8:37 AM
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 9:22 AM
Heh.

I made that goofy post than decided it was too weird even for me. I thought I deleted it,but I was in a hurry and I didn't stick around see it was actually and blah blah blah.... I guess i didn't hurt my reputation any.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 5:30 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
also, he's gay.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 7:26 PM
Too far!
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-03 7:37 PM
TOO SOON!
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-04 4:27 AM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
also, I'm gay.

I should introduce you to my friend Jerry.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-07 11:15 PM
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
if there's one thing i'd love more than anything else it's having rkmbs posters staying over my house and pooping via my toilets. quite frankly, i dont understand why you're not here now already asking me! that's where mxy has been staying this week, and he prefers the seat up.


Rob, I was in the New Yorks for like a week and I didn't see you anywhere. I even went up on the King Kong building and looked around for you. I asked a hot dog vendor and he charged me 3 dollars for a hot dog. I don't think you really live there.
Posted By: McGurk Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-08 6:00 PM
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-09 6:24 AM
You're making a Lothar of yourself there,Gurk.
Posted By: Rob Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-09 9:45 AM
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
if there's one thing i'd love more than anything else it's having rkmbs posters staying over my house and pooping via my toilets. quite frankly, i dont understand why you're not here now already asking me! that's where mxy has been staying this week, and he prefers the seat up.


Rob, I was in the New Yorks for like a week and I didn't see you anywhere. I even went up on the King Kong building and looked around for you. I asked a hot dog vendor and he charged me 3 dollars for a hot dog. I don't think you really live there.


if that was ashish, he was just doing his job. he was right to be leery of you, and not give you my address, and serve you that tiger penis instead of a hot dog. but if it was habib, he doesn't know what he was talking about. he can go fuck himself.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-09 9:49 AM
don't mention penis while lothar is around. he's going to get hungry
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-09 2:45 PM
and go fuck himself.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-09 6:43 PM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
don't mention penis while I'm around. I'm getting hungry
Don't be gay,SOM.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Hey Rob! - 2010-08-09 6:44 PM
 Originally Posted By: Irwin Schwab
and go fuck himself.
I wish I could!
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