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Posted By: Son of Mxy Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-16 8:25 PM
When I was in 3rd grade, me and my friends used to pick on this one gay boy. It went on for a few months until one day the gay boy had enough and went after us.

My other friends ran and I was left alone to fend off the rampaging homo. I figured I can take him on, despite being almost a foot shorter. I punched him in the face and he fell down, but when he got up he started wailing on me like a madman. By the time the teacher restrained him, I had a busted lip and a bloody nose. The gay boy was expelled but my reputation was ruined because a gay beat me up.

I don't really know the transitive properties of homosexuality, or if it can be transferred through the fist, but I was teased as a gay because of my loss to the gay boy. It went on for a few weeks until I got into another fight. It was a bigger guy but I really went at it, I bit and I scratched and I punched. I believe that the guy really beat the crap out of me but people thought I won because he's the one who's bloodied.

Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-16 8:33 PM
In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night...

 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I'm fighting for the future. For what we believe in. I'm fighting for every little boy that looked up at the stars and said to himself, 'You know, one day, I'm going to fuck those stars!'

And you know what?

That little boy is in each of us. And he will fuck those stars.

He will.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-16 8:35 PM
I once dated a girl who told me her mom, who is a nurse, remembers me because she was the assistant of the doctor who circumcised me. Her mom said that I was shreiking like a pig even though they already gave me an anesthesia.
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-16 8:38 PM
 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
I once dated a girl who told me her mom, who is a nurse, remembers me because she was the assistant of the doctor who circumcised me. Her mom said that I was shreiking like a pig even though they already gave me an anesthesia.


Did she recognize you when the girl bit your penis and you started shreiking?

We used to pick on a boy on the third grade because he was friends with some girls, which in third grade logic meant he was gay. I don't think he was really gay at that point, but we picked on him so much that we eventually convinced him and now he's a raging queen.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 2:42 AM
that boys name?




ROB KAMPHAUSEN!
That's also the name of the girl who bit SoM's penis!
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 3:06 AM
SPOILERS!
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:27 AM
Rob has thought me a lesson about respect, especially for the gays
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:39 AM
Rob often does think of gays, true...
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:40 AM
He is a philantropist
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:42 AM
it comes from the Greek words "philos" which means "to love" and "anthropos" which means "man".
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:48 AM
Yes, I know, it translates in Latin as 'Feelus-Ballsacus'...coincidentally, that's Rob's personal motto, as well...
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:49 AM
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:49 AM
Fuck that star, SoM. Fuck it.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 4:50 AM
It's too fast!
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 8:59 AM
Was that the moment when you discovered your love of bows, Lothar?
Posted By: TP-069 Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 9:14 AM
Posted By: TP-069 Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 9:16 AM
Posted By: TP-069 Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 9:22 AM
Posted By: TP-069 Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 9:24 AM
Posted By: LLance Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-17 11:05 PM
Damn! Them's some good looking bows!!!
 Originally Posted By: Profageus
Was that the moment when you discovered your love of bows, Lothar?


 Originally Posted By: TP-069
Right here,Pro!
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-18 6:07 PM
Yeah, I like the wood-cut on it, but she's holding it like a three-year-old...
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-18 6:28 PM
I would love to suck on that armpit all day.
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Yeah, I like the wood-cut on it, but she's holding it like a three-year-old...
Yeah,but with tits like that she can do wrong all day and still be popular.

Pro,SoM,said he wants to suck on your armpit. You'e not going to let him,are you?
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-19 3:11 AM
I can overpower him.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-19 3:50 AM
He is deceptively strong... \:\(
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-19 4:02 AM
It's all of those dogs I have eaten. I absorb the souls as well and use it to increase my physical strength.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-19 5:52 AM
Do you get to lick your own nuts, too?
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-19 5:52 AM
I'm researching a book...
Posted By: Joey From Friends Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-24 12:52 AM
Why would anyone want to lick their own nuts?
Posted By: Pig Iran Re: Little Boy, Fucker of Stars - 2010-10-25 7:24 AM
\:lol\: \:lol\:

Even after 10 years that shit is still funny.
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