in two short days I shall be on a motherfucking boat.

my brother and I are going on a cruise with my aunt and uncle and will be away from the 17th through the 28th. I am taking my laptop with me, but affordable internets are few and far between in the tourist traps we'll be hitting. that said, I would like to wish errbuddeh here an aweshome Christmas and an enjoyable vacation whether you're traveling or family is coming to you. POICE!

Are you taking an IPOD?

josh is but I can't be bothered!

MAYBE YOU CAN SHOW HIM SOME MP3 WEBSITES.

(Caps Lock)

sammitch reminds me of why I hate other message boards and retarded kids who think illiteracy makes them cool.

The fucking ship doesn't have wifi? Are you going on the Minnow?

What type of shitkicker low class cruise line is this?

Let me tell you, if they don't have free wifi on the ship I wouldn't eat anything, or take a shit the entire time you were gone.

according to my aunt they charge a lot for wifi. I'll see for myself when I get on there. even if that's the case most of the ports will have an internet café or some other place where the wifi is actually affordable. my uncle has one of those at&t hotspot account things where you get unlimited surfing at airports and other public hotspots for like $15 a month, and he's letting me and josh use that in the airports.

You got yo' swim trunks and yo' flippy-floppies?

I'm flippin burgers you at kinko's straight flippin copies!

Free wifi!

DOWN WITH PANTS!

I'll let you know if we run into cross out there on the open seas.

unless he's fucking a fish at the time. don't wanna get in the middle of that.

Like a boss?

LIKE A BOSS.

Captain Sammitch User returning cheapion
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I think that was in honduras!

that'll hurt!

(if you know what he means)