G-man asked his wife - 2012-02-17 6:45 AM
Have You Ever Cheated on Me?
G-man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, G-man wanted to know if G-man's wife was always faithful. G-man asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?"
G-man's wife replied, "Yes, three times."
"What?!", yelled G-man, "When?"
G-man's wife said, "Remember when the septic tank flooded back in '69 and we couldn't afford to fix it? I convinced the plumber to fix it for free."
"And?"G-man's wife said, "Remember when you needed heart surgery in '75 and we didn't have insurance? I had the doctor treat you for free."
"And the third time?"
"Do you remember when you ran for mayor back in '89 and you were behind by 200 votes..."
G-man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, G-man wanted to know if G-man's wife was always faithful. G-man asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?"
G-man's wife replied, "Yes, three times."
"What?!", yelled G-man, "When?"
G-man's wife said, "Remember when the septic tank flooded back in '69 and we couldn't afford to fix it? I convinced the plumber to fix it for free."
"And?"G-man's wife said, "Remember when you needed heart surgery in '75 and we didn't have insurance? I had the doctor treat you for free."
"And the third time?"
"Do you remember when you ran for mayor back in '89 and you were behind by 200 votes..."