Happy Birthday,Wonder Boy.

Posted By: Joey From Friends Happy Birthday,Wonder Boy. - 2014-04-27 3:47 AM

Hey, thanks Joey.

You got the party going on the right note with an Obama-bashing birthday card!

Here's to another year of 'fantasizing about underage girls' or 'trashing blacks that you find inferior', and me spending the same year searching and pasting your posts and requoting them and add random pictures to suit myself and nobody else, because a post count of 33000+ means more to me than reality-based civil discussions.

Yeah, I don't get it either and I never will.

So, umm.... well

"A post-count of 33,000"?

That's obviously a joke, given your count of 1933 posts. As I assume are the "fantasising about underage girls" and "trashing blacks" bits.
You're obviously parodying the common troll tendencies and cut-and-paste spam games that are rampant on RKMB.

You're one of the alt-masters on RKMB. If, like everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-man, often misunderstood. I wish I was as good with the alts as you, but dammit, I have too difficult a time staying in character!

Thanks for the birthday well-wishing.
Hard to believe I'm [Gasp! Choke!] 51 !

Now this would be a nice birthday present!

Happy B-day!

Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man

Happy B-day!

A blackface cake
how racist

$;\)$

Some girl I worked with years ago said she prefers black guys. Here exact words were "I love my chocolate." Someone should text her that cake picture.

I'm glad you caught onto my parody too, WB. For a minute there I was worried that someone would get so offended that they'll post a reply here telling me that they're not offended and that they and everybody else doesn't care about my posts enough to reply to them, which I suppose includes posts telling me they're not offended and they don't care about what I...

Crap.. I'm doing it again.

Originally Posted By: McGurk

Some girl I worked with years ago said she prefers black guys. Her exact words were "I love my chocolate." Someone should text her that cake picture.

I'm glad you caught onto my parody too, WB. For a minute there I was worried that someone would get so offended that they'll post a reply here telling me that they're not offended and that they and everybody else doesn't care about my posts enough to reply to them, which I suppose includes posts telling me they're not offended and they don't care about what I...

Crap.. I'm doing it again.

That's it McGurk, we're taking away your NBA team!

Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man

Happy B-day!

$\:lol\:$

Political correctness be damned, that's funny as hell!

It's called the Obamacake

The chocolate fantasy birthday cake.

Beardguy would be thrilled!

Better get a piece of that cake now if you want some. You don't even want to know what Beardguy will do to that cake!

The passion between a man and his chocolate cake is a special kind of love!

I'll never eat chocolate cake again.