also called bums.
so I'm leaving Worst Buy today after replacing a defective product and this woman stops me in the parking lot and asks me for money to put gas in her car. I explain to the woman that I don't even have money to put gas in MY car right now and proceed on my way.
soon as I start to drive out of the lot, this other jackass on a bike rides directly in front of me and stops at my window like he knows me or something. then he starts to ask me if I've heard of some product or other. No. "well, my name is. . ." I put my hand up and drive off.
Jackasses.
Deep Thought...
by Grimm Handy
this other jackass on a bike rides directly in front of me and stops at my window like he knows me or something. then he starts to ask me ...
I wonder if he's the guy who stole rex's bike?
I was at a Petrol/Gas station filling up.
A 17 year old average looking girl from the Car next to mine came up to me asked for money.
As she told me her sob story about running out of petrol/gas, she was undoing her shirt buttons - she stopped midway.
I told her to keep going.
She said that that was it, she had run out of petrol and needed £3. and another £3 for fags!
I said, no, keep going with the unbuttoning of your shirt.
She looked bewildered.
I said you're going to have to do a whole lot more that that if you want my money.
She called me a bald pervert!
I agreed!
Rob never pays over £2 for fags!
A Few weeks ago some woman asked me for money. She pissed me off so I punched her in the face. Turns out it was my wife. Now I'm in a bit of trouble.
I was at a Petrol/Gas station filling up.
A 17 year old average looking girl from the Car next to mine came up to me asked for money.
As she told me her sob story about running out of petrol/gas, she was undoing her shirt buttons - she stopped midway.
I told her to keep going.
She said that that was it, she had run out of petrol and needed £3. and another £3 for fags!
I said, no, keep going with the unbuttoning of your shirt.
She looked bewildered.
I said you're going to have to do a whole lot more that that if you want my money.
She called me a bald pervert!
I agreed!
An admitted slut blames her sluttyness on you by saying you're the pervert. I'm sorry, but Bugs Bunny did this joke funnier thirty years ago.
Bugs: "What's in it for me?"
Elmer: "Uh, a nickel?"
Bugs: "A-HA! Trying to bribe me, eh?"
The story and the bugs bunny joke aren't even constructed the same. I'm assuming from the lame dissection of the joke this must be a Snarf alt.
Btw the bugs bunny joke was a ripoff from Abbott and Costello.
Who are you calling a snarf alt you caniral geebo? My profile is as real as yours is.
That and most of Abbott & Costello's material was old enough to be done by their grandparents.
Who are you calling a snarf alt you caniral geebo? My profile is as real as yours is.
Snarf, the whole point of alts is you don't actually post like your real id.
Who are you calling a snarf alt you caniral geebo? My profile is as real as yours is.
Snarf, the whole point of alts is you don't actually post like your real id.
I am reminded of a couple more situations of jackassery. a few months back, I was at a convenience store, heckling Blackwulf for still being a clerk when two guys walked in. one guy starts asking for money for something or other. we both just look at each other and roll our eyes. the guy starts flipping out and screaming "Do I look a bum? Do I look a bum? Look at me, man! Do I look a bum?" Dude was wearing a wifebeater and sweatpants hanging down past his boxers and no shoes. Yes, yes, you do look a bum. How about getting dressed before you leave the house next time.
late last year, this new guy at work who'd only been around a few days or so and was working another job as well was going around asking people for 20 bucks for gas money. he asked me and I told him to see if one of the managers would advance him some cash from his paycheck (if you're working two jobs, why do you need to bum gas money from people?). he left after that and was never seen again. I found out the next day he'd borrowed about 80 bucks from various people. Jackassery.
Who are you calling a snarf alt you caniral geebo? My profile is as real as yours is.
Snarf, the whole point of alts is you don't actually post like your real id.
Oh yeah? Your mom posts like a real id, snarf snarf!
I WIN AGAIN!
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Oh yeah?
my mom All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Take that!
I WIN AGAIN!
take your gayness elsewhere. this thread is about jackassery.
Oh yeah?
It scares me to think that the police refuse to do anything about it. I have always respected cops and want to continue to, but I find it hard after what happened today.
Broken!
take your gayness elsewhere. this thread is about jackassery.
I believe they know that, Grimm. Just look at what they're doing and tell me that it isn't jackassery.
I don't think so, Snarf.
I take it snarf was pissed ROY gave him shit in the sports forum and didnt have the balls to post under his real id.
Today I told some college commie trying to sell me an obama shirt to fuck himself. Does that count?
as mindless as Obama supporters are he likely followed you instructions....
I was at a Petrol/Gas station filling up.
A 17 year old average looking girl from the Car next to mine came up to me asked for money.
As she told me her sob story about running out of petrol/gas, she was undoing her shirt buttons - she stopped midway.
I told her to keep going.
She said that that was it, she had run out of petrol and needed £3. and another £3 for fags!
I said, no, keep going with the unbuttoning of your shirt.
She looked bewildered.
I said you're going to have to do a whole lot more that that if you want my money.
She called me a bald pervert!
I agreed!
Awesome!
I am reminded of a couple more situations of jackassery. a few months back, I was at a convenience store, heckling Blackwulf for still being a clerk when two guys walked in. one guy starts asking for money for something or other. we both just look at each other and roll our eyes. the guy starts flipping out and screaming "Do I look a bum? Do I look a bum? Look at me, man! Do I look a bum?" Dude was wearing a wifebeater and sweatpants hanging down past his boxers and no shoes. Yes, yes, you do look a bum. How about getting dressed before you leave the house next time.
Dude, I told you I had
JUST woken up!
And I didn't yell "Do I look like a bum?", I
ASKED if I had a nice bum! You really should sober-up...
late last year, this new guy at work who'd only been around a few days or so and was working another job as well was going around asking people for 20 bucks for gas money. he asked me and I told him to see if one of the managers would advance him some cash from his paycheck (if you're working two jobs, why do you need to bum gas money from people?). he left after that and was never seen again. I found out the next day he'd borrowed about 80 bucks from various people. Jackassery.
Wow, Junior's hit rock-bottom...
Hey, remember that time you and I and Doc worked at that Copeland's restaurant together? That was cool because I barely knew Doc, but I cornered him outside and force-fed him a really long story about how much I love
The Dark Knight Returns. Those were good days.
BTW, am I remembering all that right? I've smoked so much pot in my lifetime I'm not certain I'm just making it up in my head for some reason...
YOU LIE! Ceti-Alpha-Five........you know........
Strip clubs are getting funnier with the economic meltdown hitting everyone...there are some skanks that used to act all high and mighty, who are now offering handjobs in the VIP...
At the one dive bar a few weeks ago, this one kept bugging me to buy some dances.
"Uh...no, thanks. Really." Said Paul.
"OK then, would you like to buy me a drink?" Said the skank.
"..." Said Paul.
I mean, really...if I didn't want her touching me, why the FUCK would I buy HER a drink?
Want to know the real key to knowing that the stupid alt in this thread is snarf. snarf has read this thread ten times and hasn't replied. as if we will think, it cant be snarf he hasnt posted here!
He read this thread so many times, he lost count!
Then he's fired from the thread. Get out Snarf, you lazy fuck...
I am reminded of a couple more situations of jackassery. a few months back, I was at a convenience store, heckling Blackwulf for still being a clerk when two guys walked in. one guy starts asking for money for something or other. we both just look at each other and roll our eyes. the guy starts flipping out and screaming "Do I look a bum? Do I look a bum? Look at me, man! Do I look a bum?" Dude was wearing a wifebeater and sweatpants hanging down past his boxers and no shoes. Yes, yes, you do look a bum. How about getting dressed before you leave the house next time.
Dude, I told you I had
JUST woken up!
And I didn't yell "Do I look like a bum?", I
ASKED if I had a nice bum! You really should sober-up...
sober. . .up????
late last year, this new guy at work who'd only been around a few days or so and was working another job as well was going around asking people for 20 bucks for gas money. he asked me and I told him to see if one of the managers would advance him some cash from his paycheck (if you're working two jobs, why do you need to bum gas money from people?). he left after that and was never seen again. I found out the next day he'd borrowed about 80 bucks from various people. Jackassery.
Wow, Junior's hit rock-bottom...
that actually wasn't Junior. as far as I know, he's still at the McD's on Broadway terrorizing everyone in sight with his stories of having Saddam in his sights, but not getting the kill order.
Hey, remember that time you and I and Doc worked at that Copeland's restaurant together? That was cool because I barely knew Doc, but I cornered him outside and force-fed him a really long story about how much I love
The Dark Knight Returns. Those were good days.
BTW, am I remembering all that right? I've smoked so much pot in my lifetime I'm not certain I'm just making it up in my head for some reason...
Patterson still owes me a fifty for hiring you!
I think Monty should be hired to run DC Comics!
We can team Junior and Liefeld for a "U.S. COMBAT: Iraq" series...
I think Monty should be hired to run DC Comics!
Superman needs to fight Bizarro in the middle of a volcano.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Batman has to save Com. Gordon from Joker's toxic gas filled animal balloons.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I think Monty should be hired to run DC Comics!
Superman needs to fight Bizarro in the middle of a volcano.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Batman has to save Com. Gordon from Joker's toxic gas filled animal balloons.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
MMMMMMMM!!!!!!! the whole line of books! Amateur porn! MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not that I'm against that idea. . .
Monty would out-Didio Didio!
so had another one stop me yesterday. at least this guy was polite, although no less thought out. he was hanging around outside the goodwill bugging people. (like people shopping at the goodwill have a lot of free money to start with. . .) he did try to guilt trip me on his being hungry though. "you probably just ate a big ol' taco. . ." hah. I'd had less to eat yesterday afternoon than he did.
he also tried to guilt trip me about my car, too. "I see all these people in suvs who say they ain't got no money. . ." they don't. we're in a huge economic crunch. nobody has money.
Everyone around here seems to pick one of the same two stories to beg for money. They either have a sick family member in a neighboring city, and they need gas money, or they have no food for their kids or themselves.
Two of the most notable moments of jackassery happened within the past few months. The first wasn't for money; a guy noticed a pack of cigarettes in my shirt pocket and asked if I had one to spare. I hand him one, and offer to let him use my lighter. Instead, he asks if I could let him have three or four more cigarettes. The hell?
The second is slightly more idiotic and less jackass-y. I was on my way out of work, and a woman pulls up to the sidewalk in front of the store, and starts asking if any of us could help her. Assuming she needed directions, we ask what she needs. Sick daughter in nearby city, no gas money, blah blah twenty bucks. We all say we don't have any money, and she starts driving her truck around the parking lot, stopping to ask anyone else she spots for money. Until she runs into a pole and speeds out of the parking lot.
Who the hell DRIVES around saying they need gas money?!
Yesterday some bum started to ask me for money but his other bum friend stopped him and said that I never give anyone money.
I like that I have that reputation with the sub-humans here.
well not that i am all about giving them money, but i did have one of the older bums die under the i-35 bridge just a few weeks ago. he's already been replaced by a self proclaimed Mr. Lucky. it's a popular stretch being near a good sized casino AND a truck stop.
