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Posted By: K-nutreturns Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 7:13 AM
The lakers got there asses handed to them. Good. Im glad for KG and Paul Pierce finally getting their rings. Fuck Kobe Bryant. No one should ever compare him to Jordan again.
Posted By: Jeremy Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 7:54 AM
rollin'
Posted By: THE Bastard Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 8:20 AM
KG is my dude but, I hate the Celtics on principle. I'm hatin' the game...not the playa. I'm glad he got his but, the orginization can fellate me for 15 minutes.

Quiet as kept...Kobe is a better basketball player than Jordan.

Better outside shot, same hops, quicker, bigger, stronger.

Jordan has him beat mentally. THAT is the only thing that keeps Kobe from Jordan's level. And THAT is the thing that will ALWAYS keep him from Jordan's level.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 10:57 AM
agreed. as long as hes not jordan its good for me.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 3:52 PM
All I have to say is and and

All Kobe has to say is

That is all. Good morning.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 5:50 PM
Kobe fucked himself in the ass this time!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 6:30 PM
Was he acquitted for raping himself?
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 8:46 PM
 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard


Jordan has him beat mentally. THAT is the only thing that keeps Kobe from Jordan's level. And THAT is the thing that will ALWAYS keep him from Jordan's level.


Yeah...but the mental side of any competition is kind of everything.

-Halo82 and Captain ZZap
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 8:52 PM
Posted By: Kobe Bryant Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 9:29 PM
First off let me give props to the Celtics for a great win. They deserve it. Second I am better than Mikey Jordan and fuck way more white women then he could ever dream of. Third since when is Joe Mama a basketball fan? And last yet most importantly send me sneaky and harley for a few hours so I can relieve my excess cums.
Posted By: Kobe Bryant Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 9:29 PM
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
Kobe fucked himself in the ass this time!
I'm into experimentation yes that is true.
Posted By: Kobe Bryant Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 9:30 PM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
The lakers got there asses handed to them. Good. Im glad for KG and Paul Pierce finally getting their rings. Fuck Kobe Bryant. No one should ever compare him to Jordan again.
Fuck your mama retard.
Posted By: Dr. Quinzel Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 9:37 PM
Ha Ha!!! No more rings for Kobe!!!

How does it feel to still be in Shaq's shadow?
Posted By: Kobe Bryant Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 9:39 PM
I guess I'll just go home and fuck my perfect 10 wife and then fuck some white women I meet at the bar later. Maybe after that I'll ride around LA and wave bags of money at the homeless. That usually cheers me up.
Posted By: Dr. Quinzel Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 9:41 PM
Have you looked at your wife? Perfect 10???? Seriously?? Are you taking those ruphies??
Posted By: The Muffin Man Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 9:50 PM
 Originally Posted By: Dr. Quinzel
Have you looked at your wife? Perfect 10???? Seriously?? Are you taking those ruphies??
Just because you have flat muffins doesn't mean you should be bitter.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 10:26 PM
 Originally Posted By: Kobe Bryant
First off let me give props to the Celtics for a great win. They deserve it. Second I am better than Mikey Jordan and fuck way more white women then he could ever dream of. Third since when is Joe Mama a basketball fan? And last yet most importantly send me sneaky and harley for a few hours so I can relieve my excess cums.


I'm not. Not really. But I'll celebrate a Boston victory any ol' day. Even if it's a Bruins victory, and I care less about hockey than I do about basketball. You can't have harley or Sneaky, but you can have Uschi. She's even from Colorado, so you can re-live past glories.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-18 11:14 PM
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Especially if it's a Bruins victory, and I care more about hockey than I do anything. That's why I'm starting four different fantasy hockey leagues this year.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-19 12:13 AM
 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard


Jordan has him beat mentally. THAT is the only thing that keeps Kobe from Jordan's level. And THAT is the thing that will ALWAYS keep him from Jordan's level.



well now that it's come out that a lot of the Bulls playoff games were fixed I dont really know how high Jordan's level was.....
Posted By: PJP Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-19 12:15 AM
Plus he travelled on every drive but no one dared call him for it.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-19 12:25 AM
not to mention his Dad was murdered to settle an old gambling debt.....
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-19 12:58 AM
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Plus he travelled on every drive but no one dared call him for it.



yeah cause kobe and lebron dont do that now...
Posted By: PJP Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-19 1:54 AM
Kobe is a fucking God.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-19 5:32 AM
IN THE ASS!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-19 4:15 PM
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Especially if it's a Bruins victory, and I care more about hockey than I do anything. That's why I'm starting four different fantasy hockey leagues this year.


DAMN YOU, JLA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Posted By: THE Bastard Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-24 9:56 AM
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I used to know how to do this....somebody fix it for me please. Kinda funny. Shaq disses Kobe.
Posted By: PCG342 Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-24 10:02 AM
Posted By: THE Bastard Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-24 10:10 AM
Appreciated.
Posted By: PCG342 Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-24 10:13 AM
yep. take whatever comes between the / and & then put it in youtube tags.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-25 2:59 AM
 Originally Posted By: PCG342


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted By: THE Bastard Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-25 9:55 AM
Shaq is weak on the flow tip but, he is funny as hell. The only problem I had was the Kareem line...Yes, Shaquille, Kareem WAS better than you.
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-25 5:25 PM
"kobe hows my ass taste?"
Posted By: THE Bastard Re: Boston Celtics: Champions - 2008-06-25 5:31 PM
That part had me howling...
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