What's the point of this forum?

RKMBs

You could make a "Persons" forum, but instead you make it all about the exploitation of women! You guys are sexist macho pigs!

Why don't they just call it "Chicks"?

It's too bad you weren't born a man.

I always found it funny that the actor who played Jesse starred in the movie Showgirls and was in a Playboy magazine.

It's too bad you weren't born one either, Slater.

I hated that movie and everyone that took part in it or watched it! That actress made us women look bad. We have minds too, you know.

She was hot in that movie, but an ice cube compared to my Kelly!!

YOUR Kelly? In your dreams, Preppie! Kelly's MY woman.

Stop it, you guys! I have a choice in this, even if it takes me all season to make that choice.

So.....

This is what hell is like.

I could get a nice portfolio of Lisa up here!

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Screech Powers said:
I could get a nice portfolio of Lisa up here!

Right! OR you could get LOST!

Jessie and Kelly are bonerrific. That is all. Thank you.

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Jessie Spano said:
You could make a "Persons" forum, but instead you make it all about the exploitation of women! You guys are sexist macho pigs!

Coming from someone who showed her boobies to get a ride to vegas.

Hey HEY HEY!! All of you get back to class or I will start writing detentions!

And no boobie flashing in the hallways, Jessie! You can do that all you want when you're older if you don't make it to Harvard!

Actually, I think she still wants to go to Stanford, Mr. Belding. And I can't get another detention! One more makes ten, and that means suspension!

This thread is going in my bookmarks.

Oh, good Lord. We need the Hulk, or possibly Zod to save us from Saved By the Bell!

ZOD shall SCHOOL you ALL!!!

And ZOD is angry that he is the second thought to come into your mind! You should be thinking about ZOD and kneeling before him 24/7!

KNEEL before ZOD!

Stanford shmanford. All the schools will stand no taller than the dust in a matter of seconds!

We still need you Hulk! Principal Belding frightens me!

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ZOD said:
ZOD shall SCHOOL you ALL!!!

*gulp*

Uhh

Give me a "Z"!
Give me an "O"!
Give me a "D"!

What's that spell??

Uhh...

Give me a "Z"!....

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King Snarf said:
We still need you Hulk! Principal Belding frightens me!

I thought Superman was the guy who can leap tall Beldings.

I guess I stepped into that one.

Do you have a date for the prom yet? Forget Slater and Zack; Snarf is the only real man here!

You can totally see Jessie's twat on the Any Given Sunday DVD.

this is the greatest thread ever.

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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
So.....

This is what hell is like.

If I owned this thread AND Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell!

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Wednesday said:
this is the greatest thread ever.

What was the name of the asshole who owned the burger joint?

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Richard Belding said:
Hey HEY HEY!! All of you get back to class or I will start writing detentions!

And no boobie flashing in the hallways, Jessie! You can do that all you want when you're older if you don't make it to Harvard!

Hey, I met you!!! You're from Chattanooga. I served you and the local news anchorwoman, Marie Ellen Locher, at the Outback last year.

You're only 5'7".

And you tip worth shit. 5 on 35?! WTF?! It should be six, you cheap bastard.

But I sold your autograph on Ebay for 25 clams. Bought me a bag of pot.

Non

(P.S. This really did happen. I actually served Mr. Belding. I've also served Toby Kieth. I put a pubic hair in his Greek salad. I've got ginger pubes (like Renton) so it looked like an alf-alfa sprout.)

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Jessie Spano said:
You could make a "Persons" forum, but instead you make it all about the exploitation of women! You guys are sexist macho pigs!

You're also a goddamn hippie.

This thread is crazy!

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Jessie Spano said:
You could make a "Persons" forum, but instead you make it all about the exploitation of women! You guys are sexist macho pigs!

I would be fine with a PERSONS-title forum.

A persons-title forum would be silly.

It would be cool to have like a social forum where we could talk about random shit. That would stop the complaints about the off topic forum being spammed all the time.

Well, the Off Topic forum kinda IS the social forum. If you tell people they shouldn't spam it (which will result in spamming) it becomes the Deep Thoughts forum.

Thats why I think we need a new forum.

What we really need is Violet Bickerstaff, if not to keep Screech away from Lisa.

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MisterJLA said:
What was the name of the asshole who owned the burger joint?

Max.

The burger place was called "The Max".

I don't think he ever gave his last name.

Someone register a "Max" ID, and be quick about it!

A true fan would register the name "Miss Bliss".

Good thing for me I ain't a true fan.

Was Miss Bliss the one who stayed after school and serviced the fellas?

She was the teacher in the pilot episode which was titled Good Morning Ms Bliss.

So did she get double-teamed by Zack and Slater, or not?

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MisterJLA said:
So did she get double-teamed by Zack and Slater, or not?

Yes. In the first season finale.

This thread is disturbingly devoid of pictures of Tiffani Amber Theissen.

please refer to page one.

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the G-man said:
This thread is disturbingly devoid of pictures of Tiffani Amber Theissen.

So how come Zack and company quit posting?

They are being schooled by ZOD!

And if Max is the asshole, then NON's a dick!

Can I get schooled by Ursa?

Their schooling is almost complete, soon they'll be rank and file ZOD ZOMBIES, willing to KNEEL before ZOD and do what ZOD commands!

Z!
A!
W!
D!

Go, ZOD!

Yay!!!!!

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the G-man said:
This thread is disturbingly devoid of pictures of Tiffani Amber Theissen.

Wallpapers

This was fun for a while, but now my charade is getting boring.

Fuck you, ZOD! Go get Screech to be your new mutie flunkie.

Holy crap, he can talk!

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Kelly Kapowski said:
Z!
A!
W!
D!

Go, ZOD!

Yay!!!!!

Give ZOD an F!

Give ZOD an U!

Give ZOD an C!

Give ZOD an K!

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NON said:
This was fun for a while, but now my charade is getting boring.

Fuck you, ZOD! Go get Screech to be your new mutie flunkie.

ZOD does not care! For ZOD has better and more loyal people to do his bidding!

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rex said:
It would be cool to have like a social forum where we could talk about random shit. That would stop the complaints about the off topic forum being spammed all the time.

besides ask g-man event he sensitive thoughts forum gets spammed.....

it's true!

Zach promised me if Jessie and I did those pictures to make money for Stanford that they were in good hands!

I'm going to kill him...

But Kelly, it was a secret between the six of us! Who could have let the pictures slip away like that?

Maybe it was that dark skinned kid who never made it past the first season.

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Zach Morris said:
But Kelly, it was a secret between the six of us! Who could have let the pictures slip away like that?

OOPS!

That tears it! Next time, Violet can do the fingering pictures.

But you do it so much better, mama!

I mean.. uhh..

Go ahead and kill him, Kelly!

Kill Screech first, like I've been saying for years.

HULK GETTING SICK OF SAVED BY BELL HAS BEENS! HULK WANT TO SEE SOME BOOBIES!

Hey HEY HEY! There will be no murder or boobies in my school!

And as for you, whoever you are, Halloween was two months ago so take off that silly Hulk costume and get back to class!

HULK SAY BELDING GO BACK TO 16TH SEASON OF SAVED BELL!

Do you need to sit in time out for a while?

HULK GIVE YOU TIME OUT! IN THE ASS!

EEK!

Hey, Kelly, you never answered my question about the prom!

HULK SAY WOMAN NOT INTERESTED IN QUEEN SNARF! OR HULK SHOULD SAY QUEEN SNARF NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN! QUEEN SNARF GAY!

What? I have to choose from THREE guys now? Gosh, that'll take me a whole other season and a half.

Oh, great.

Didn't you play that gay diver fag in that movie?

he hit his head and bled in the pool. and the children died.

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Kelly Kapowski said:
What? I have to choose from THREE guys now? Gosh, that'll take me a whole other season and a half.

Chicks.

We're not chicks.

thank you Jessie Spano. they're either bitches or ho's. I mean, c'mon people

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Jessie Spano said:
We're not chicks.

feminists.

My bad...

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Stupid Dogg said:
thank you Jessie Spano. they're either bitches or ho's. I mean, c'mon people

Hey HEY HEY! You can call her all you want outside at the playground, but not on school grounds! Leave the bra strapping leg shavers alone!

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Kelly Kapowski said:
What? I have to choose from THREE guys now? Gosh, that'll take me a whole other season and a half.

No you don't, Kell. Remember I was in the show first!

Then why don't you LEAVE first, Preppie?

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Zach Morris said:
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Kelly Kapowski said:
What? I have to choose from THREE guys now? Gosh, that'll take me a whole other season and a half.

No you don't, Kell. Remember I was in the show first!

Feh! I say we settle this in the Robblemania forum on the next Havoc! A triple threat match! The winner gets to take Kelly to the prom!

It's kinda like a "Till death do us part" match. I had a couple other RKMB users in mind a few month back, but this one would be much more interesting! After all, Zach is the only one of the three who's not a wrestler but he's gotten himself in worse jams than that before.

C'mon, guys! I called you out! Accept my challenge! Why, I'll even go so far as to allow Zach to have Screech stand in his corner.

Why not put Screech against the three of you and Hulk in a four on one handicap match?

Great idea, Lisa! I'll lay down and let any or all of them pin me then Kelly can choose amongst the four of them!

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Screech Powers said:
Great idea, Lisa! I'll lay down and let any or all of them pin me then Kelly can choose amongst the four of them!

No, you idiot! She wants you to wrestle them and lose! Hulk's weight alone will crush you.

I accept, King Snarf, and I will find a way to win for Kelly!

Dipshits.

Kelly and Zach already got married after college.

SHUT UP!

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Pariah said:
Dipshits.

Kelly and Zach already got married after college.

I wonder if she took a facial the night of their honeymoon...

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Pariah said:
Dipshits.

Kelly and Zach already got married after college.

That was Earth-2 Kelly and Zach. The Kelly and Zach here are from Earth-1. Duh.

Yeah, they co-exist here with Zod and everyone.

Now all we need is Slater to settle the deal so I can cast my vote at the Robblemania forum. Then after King Snarf wins, me and Vicky Needlemen will double with him!

Yesss-ah!

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Sideways said:
Yeah, they co-exist here with Zod and everyone.

Now all we need is Slater to settle the deal so I can cast my vote at the Robblemania forum. Then after King Snarf wins, me and Vicky Needlemen will double with him!

Yesss-ah!

Hey HEY HEY HEY! Somebody's fishing for detention! Don't you know how rude it is to invite yourself like that?

Truly, a stern and commanding tone of voice! I think we've found the special guest referee!

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King Snarf said:
Truly, a stern and commanding tone of voice! I think we've found the special guest referee!

Are you def? Do you not remember his whiny nasaly voice?

Well, nasally voice notwithstanding, I can think of no better person to be special guest referee!

I accept the challenge, and since this is not the WWE I won't request that you put the RDCW Title on the line concerning Preppie and I haven't been here long.

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MisterJLA said:
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Pariah said:
Dipshits.

Kelly and Zach already got married after college.

I wonder if she took a facial the night of their honeymoon...

It's comments like this that make me wonder why MisterJLA is not a moderator!

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Richard Belding said:
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Sideways said:
Yeah, they co-exist here with Zod and everyone.

Now all we need is Slater to settle the deal so I can cast my vote at the Robblemania forum. Then after King Snarf wins, me and Vicky Needlemen will double with him!

Yesss-ah!

Hey HEY HEY HEY! Somebody's fishing for detention! Don't you know how rude it is to invite yourself like that?

Hey hey hey,
don't use my catch phrase, okay?

Why is she hulk's bush gray and not green?

I dunno...she's not a natural green?

the carpet doesn't match the drapes.