Honestly now.
Tonight, I get a call from a girl I haven't talked to since she found herself a boyfriend months ago. So in my head I was thinking, "That's cool." But she stopped talking to me completely after snagging her man. So I simply thought "Fuck her." and continued with my life. That was around... St. Patty's Day, I think. A couple days after.
Anywho, she calls. "Where have you been?!" Bitch, where the FUCK have YOU been?! YOU'RE the one who stopped calling me, Ho! I'm not at your beck and call! FUCK YOU! ... I said in my head. She's mad at me for not calling her when I made a few attempts before and she didn't respond. Yeah. Logical to the last, you ladies are.
I'm not even gonna start with the nymphomaniacs who want to tell me about their fucking escapades, but don't wanna fuck me. Ain't THAT a bitch?!
Probably for the best... they most likely have teh AIDZ!
Yes TK.........they are.
Except for our sweet lawyer friend from NYC with the brooklyn accent!
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I'm not even gonna start with the nymphomaniacs who want to tell me about their fucking escapades, but don't wanna fuck me. Ain't THAT a bitch?!
The worst.
TK, women our age are scandalous crazy hoes. It's just the way it is. Once you accept that it's a little easier to deal with them without expectations of common sense or human decency.
I've been in those exact shoes, and if and when the bitch tries to talk to me I'll feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I tell her to get fucked.
RACK the Doog.
500 points.
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Yes TK.........they are.
Except for our sweet lawyer friend from NYC with the brooklyn accent!
Nice save, bitch. *grin* And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
You wanna talk of insanity, TK? It's not as if she said "wanna have kinky sex with a water pick and a riveting machine?", but in that case you can call her next time Rob needs a new mod.
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TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
You remember what I wrote earlier...
But I dunno. Things might be different in the next few months. But I'm not holding my breath.
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TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
You remember what I wrote earlier...
Yes. I still stand by what I said, though - there is bound to be a woman out there who is willing to see past the age dif.
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But I dunno. Things might be different in the next few months. But I'm not holding my breath.
I'll cross my fingers for you.
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And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
That's true. It's more of a husky smoker purr than anything.
i once told a woman if she edited my posts again id flood the forum and she did, and then she was upset i flooded the forum! women!
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TK-069 said:
Marlboro or Camel?
Cools menthol.
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And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
That's true. It's more of a husky smoker purr than anything.
it's very sexy whatever it is.
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i once told a woman if she edited my posts again id flood the forum and she did, and then she was upset i flooded the forum! women!
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it's very sexy whatever it is.
As was evidenced by your keen attention to it?
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Yes. I still stand by what I said, though - there is bound to be a woman out there who is willing to see past the age dif.
Not in this state.
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I'll cross my fingers for you.
Thanks, but it's cool. I think I'll stay single now. Since I tested the waters and I didn't find the catches that alluring.
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it's very sexy whatever it is.
As was evidenced by your keen attention to it?
LOL
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And I don't have a B'klyn accent!
That's true. It's more of a husky smoker purr than anything.
Thank you, klinton.
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Yes. I still stand by what I said, though - there is bound to be a woman out there who is willing to see past the age dif.
Not in this state.
Move.
TK...can I be brutally honest with you?
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TK...can I be brutally honest with you?
Lemme get my stun gun first. ... OK. Shoot.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
does Zod know you're impersonating him? He's gonna be pissed. I'd email drzsmith and ask for temporary immunity until Rob changes your username.
95% of all women are insane.
4% are tolerable.
1% are good.
and that's with a 1% error probability?
Something else I've learned in life: The crazier the chick, the better the head. Doubly so if she's Jewish.
Most sex centers 'round the ass.
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Something else I've learned in life: The crazier the chick, the better the head. Doubly so if she's Jewish.
You rang?
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Stupid Doog said:
how about jewrican?
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Most sex centers 'round the ass.
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You rang?
More like I flicked.
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You rang?
More like I flicked.
Pity, I didn't feel anything. You need to do better.
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If you move east, you can try again...
I KNEW there was a catch!
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95% of all women are insane.
4% are tolerable.
1% are good.
And the 95% insane, logic-lacking women include the woman that TK described in the original post. They only pursue you after it's too late and, therefore, are stuck with their original choice not to keep you, because like the saying goes, you snooze and you lose!
Call me insane too if you wish, but I believe that 95% only manage to get with anyone because of alcohol.
Yup.....all woman have a psycho side. Without a doubt!
A psycho side or just plain psycho?
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TK-069 said:
Most sex centers 'round the ass.
Only the virginal and closeted Pariah thinks so.
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Something else I've learned in life: The crazier the chick, the better the head. Doubly so if she's Jewish.
This news should please Darknight613.
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Yup.....all woman have a psycho side. Without a doubt!
As the father of two daughters, I can only hope this isn't true.
Yet as a man once married, I know that it may very well be true.
Why else would you be gay?
It certainly isn't environmental influence or genetics. Crazy hos...
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A psycho side or just plain psycho?
Depends on the girl...all of us have psychotic tendancies: clinginess, bossy, manipulative, cruel, easily angered, and just plain pissy.
Some of us can control these feelings more often than not......still every girl has a crazy side. How many girls have you known that actually made sene or follow a logical pattern of thought with their thinking?
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Why else would you be gay?
It certainly isn't environmental influence or genetics. Crazy hos...
actually I think it was proven photographically by the ninja turtles to be caused by sunspots.
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Stupid Doog said:
actually I think it was proven photographically by the ninja turtles to be caused by sunspots.
1,000 points.
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A psycho side or just plain psycho?
Depends on the girl...all of us have psychotic tendancies: clinginess, bossy, manipulative, cruel, easily angered, and just plain pissy.
Some of us can control these feelings more often than not......still every girl has a crazy side. How many girls have you known that actually made sene or follow a logical pattern of thought with their thinking?
Well, if the guys on this board use you as the measuring stick to judge all women, then I can see why they think this way.
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PJP said:
None.
Ahem
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A psycho side or just plain psycho?
Depends on the girl...all of us have psychotic tendancies: clinginess, bossy, manipulative, cruel, easily angered, and just plain pissy.
Some of us can control these feelings more often than not......still every girl has a crazy side. How many girls have you known that actually made sene or follow a logical pattern of thought with their thinking?
Well, if the guys on this board use you as the measuring stick to judge all women, then I can see why they think this way.
Takedown! Two points!!!
Yeah totally.......I nominate Harley for racking points!
**Attention JLA!*****
Maybe so, but much like I'm a guy that knows nothing about football except that players run to bases, there are occasional exceptions to the typical non-logical/insane gal; they do exist somewhere.
But still, isn't that just something you can write off as a character flaw? We all have them. Some are just easier to accept and/or overcome than others.
A character flaw, as in individual? Nein.
Not when multiple women display the same or similar characteristics. It's an epidemic.
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None.
Ahem
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A character flaw, as in individual? Nein.
Not when multiple women display the same or similar characteristics. It's an epidemic.
I'm convinced it's pandemic now.
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None.
Ahem
Except for you sweetums!
I thought so.
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A character flaw, as in individual? Nein.
Not when multiple women display the same or similar characteristics. It's an epidemic.
I'm convinced it's pandemic now.
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A character flaw, as in individual? Nein.
Not when multiple women display the same or similar characteristics. It's an epidemic.
Perhaps. But an all too common charactaristic shared by multiple women is something you can at least talk to other males about. Chances are they've already figured out what to do in some situations, some more effective than others, or at least have some ideas of what they might have done.
For example, your original post. You told us what you were thinking, but what did you say to her? I'd have said:
"Why haven't YOU called ME in two months, one week, six days, and and odd number of hours???"
"Where were you on the rare occasions when I DID call you?"
"Where were you when I needed you the most?"
"News flash, I don't give free samples; it's all or nothing."
Of course I don't know the full story, but what you tell us suggests that she willingly chose to become part of your unchanging and unforgiving past. All had been said and done, she didn't hit the iron while it was still hot, it's that simple. You have no reason to forget all that brought you to the point you're now at on the day she called you.
My point here is that I've known women who have done similar things, so I am able to at least share all this and to hope it helps at least a little.
But then there are those character flaws that are so uncommon with women in general that when you're faced with it, you just don't know what to do about it, and everyone you ask says "Never happened with me before, can't help you." In which case, you just do the best you can.
Ok, I just have to add to this. To make a long story short I dated this dumb chick who ended up being completely fake, deceitful, slutty, etc. Naturally I discovered this, and that she had an abortion, towards the end and after the relationship. She drifted away afterwards then ran away with some guy. Not even a year later she comes back, cause the relationship was over, and dates one of my best friends...which was weird. She uses him and breaks it off for someone else (after two weeks). Several months later she disappears with the same guy she ran away for a year or so ago. She's not seen or heard from (by me) for about a year. She's about $1000 dollars in debt to my best friend right now. Flash forward to now, she's home after breaking up with this guy...again. She calls my buddy saying we should all get together "like old times". Hello...bitch! She's the one that's hurt everyone she's ever known. Including her parents. She's out of my life now, and I couldn't be happier.
Women are insane.
Holy shit.
Glad I haven't met one of those yet.
Worst part is that she's an evil temptress. Beware the Siren's song.
heh yeah i can understand jers's issues. had/have
my own
Jeremy:
It's sickening when years go by and you find out that someone hasn't grown up at ALL, so you're fully in your rights to keep her out of your life.
She may one day quit making the same mistakes, but you and/or anyone else that have given her a chance to prove she wasn't a temptress (I call them holograms) certainly don't need to expand any time or effort on her. If she is to one day turn over a new leaf, she'll have to let someone new give her the benefit of the doubt. Getting back together with anyone she's used or faked "for old times sake" will be an even larger risk of her slipping into old habits.
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heh yeah i can understand jers's issues. had/have my own
Eddie Money rox the hiz-ouse!
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Ok, I just have to add to this. To make a long story short I dated this dumb chick who ended up being completely fake, deceitful, slutty, etc. Naturally I discovered this, and that she had an abortion, towards the end and after the relationship. She drifted away afterwards then ran away with some guy. Not even a year later she comes back, cause the relationship was over, and dates one of my best friends...which was weird. She uses him and breaks it off for someone else (after two weeks). Several months later she disappears with the same guy she ran away for a year or so ago. She's not seen or heard from (by me) for about a year. She's about $1000 dollars in debt to my best friend right now. Flash forward to now, she's home after breaking up with this guy...again. She calls my buddy saying we should all get together "like old times". Hello...bitch! She's the one that's hurt everyone she's ever known. Including her parents. She's out of my life now, and I couldn't be happier.
Women are insane.
Don't want to offend, but your best friend's dumb.
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heh yeah i can understand jers's issues. had/have my own
Eddie Money rox the hiz-ouse!
damn right...where's my lighter waving graemlin?!
There are actually a few out there that really do wanna fuck me!
Without any crazy as all shit.
hey i told you the only problem is 2796 miles.
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harleykwin said:
TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
You remember what I wrote earlier...
But I dunno. Things might be different in the next few months. But I'm not holding my breath.
Just make sure they aren't 48...
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harleykwin said:
TK - seriously, you need to start dating older women who are past this kind of shit already.
You remember what I wrote earlier...
But I dunno. Things might be different in the next few months. But I'm not holding my breath.
Just make sure they aren't 48...
More like 23, 27 and 30...
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Ok, I just have to add to this. To make a long story short I dated this dumb chick who ended up being completely fake, deceitful, slutty, etc. Naturally I discovered this, and that she had an abortion, towards the end and after the relationship.
Your baby?
Tk,
Go for older women....they are more mature and you shouldn't have to deal with AS MUCh of the flakey immature BS.
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Tk,
Go for older women....they are more mature and you shouldn't have to deal with AS MUCh of the flakey immature BS.
Worked for me - even though you're only a year older!
Maybe it's just because you're awesome or something.
Yeah, don't forget it
Go Meeks!
Thanks Harely!!
How ya doin' doll??
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Tk,
Go for older women....they are more mature and you shouldn't have to deal with AS MUCh of the flakey immature BS.
Worked for me - even though you're only a year older!
Maybe it's just because you're awesome or something.
You're so gay.
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Tk,
Go for older women....they are more mature and you shouldn't have to deal with AS MUCh of the flakey immature BS.
Worked for me - even though you're only a year older!
Maybe it's just because you're awesome or something.
You're so gay.
Dating Korina is about as conclusive as it gets when it comes to proving my heterosexuality. 
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Thanks Harely!!
How ya doin' doll??
Hey sweetness! I'm ok - was a Jones beach today with a friend (them thar water is cold!) and off to a spa for the next three days - I'll be back Friday early evening! Yea!
How's by you? Sammitch treatin' you right?
I'm so jealous!! I wanna go to the Spa...you lucky woman..the beach too!!!
Sammitch knows i'll kick his arse if he doesn't
just what i like another older woman in a relationship!!! Granted it's only a week for me
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I'm so jealous!! I wanna go to the Spa...you lucky woman..the beach too!!!
Sammitch knows i'll kick his arse if he doesn't
It's true. She wears those pointy heels sometimes too. 
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Sammitch knows i'll kick his arse if he doesn't
Awesome.
Meeks you're a girl after my own heart!
If you give'em an inch.....they take a mile. I like to prevent that
True dat.
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I'm so jealous!! I wanna go to the Spa...you lucky woman..the beach too!!!
yeah......I SO vote for a spa day! That would totally rock!
I vote for spa day for all the RKMBs women.
Just remember to take plenty of pic.
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I vote for spa day for all the RKMBs women.
Just remember to take plenty of pic.
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I vote for spa day for all the RKMBs women.
Just remember to take plenty of pic.
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crazy drunk reax said:
I vote for spa day for all the RKMBs women.
Just remember to take plenty of pic.
don't worry, my camera's a nice one. glorious 7.1 MGP
Wow Meeko.. you're lookin' pretty good..
Thanks buddy--- tried to IM you the other day, but I think I miss ya! I hope all is well with you
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Wow Meeko.. you're lookin' pretty good..
Settle down BIOTCH!
Let me enjoy my five minutes of fame! It's taken me a year to get my own thread with more than 5 posts in it!
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Wow Meeko.. you're lookin' pretty good..
Keep digging, Watson! Derp!
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Thanks buddy--- tried to IM you the other day, but I think I miss ya! I hope all is well with you
Did you change you IM name since you last caught me? It may not be the same as the one in my buddy list.
That might be it.
I'm either on MsKorina29 or ChrryVanilla06
How's the sis, Meeks?!
Young and stupid. I love her to death, but she's stuck in the worst relationship of her life and doesn't see it. I dont know what she's thinking. She georgous and dating some jerk that treats her like crap. She's only 19...and thinks that it would be the end of the world if they broke up...or did you really wanna know??
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TK-069 said:
Honestly now.
Tonight, I get a call from a girl I haven't talked to since she found herself a boyfriend months ago. So in my head I was thinking, "That's cool." But she stopped talking to me completely after snagging her man. So I simply thought "Fuck her." and continued with my life. That was around... St. Patty's Day, I think. A couple days after.
Anywho, she calls. "Where have you been?!" Bitch, where the FUCK have YOU been?! YOU'RE the one who stopped calling me, Ho! I'm not at your beck and call! FUCK YOU! ... I said in my head. She's mad at me for not calling her when I made a few attempts before and she didn't respond. Yeah. Logical to the last, you ladies are.
I'm not even gonna start with the nymphomaniacs who want to tell me about their fucking escapades, but don't wanna fuck me. Ain't THAT a bitch?!
Probably for the best... they most likely have teh AIDZ!
YES! My Dad has quite a sense of humor.
....Oy, now i remember why i converted.
to answer the question... Yes women are insane!
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difficult kind said:
to answer the question... Yes women are insane!
arod! wtf!
they also like to turn on themselves.
yes they are, howza about this ex o mine. bi, alcaholic, jealous flirt, picked fights, then wanna to fuck like an animal, then pretend nothing happned, then repeat, it was like a 4 day cycle with her. only reason i hung around so long was, hey, she was bi, and sex was good, but, then again she was fuckin crazy.
This thread is redundant. Asking if women are insane is akin to asking if New York is a large city.
New York is a large city................oh.
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to answer the question... Yes women are insane!
damn skippy!
dammit, why can't women be sane. but ya know, still be sexy and easy to score with. the crazy ones give the best bootay. dammit
sorry katfox! I just happened to go insane in this thread!
just happened tooo
suuuuuure it happened now not earlier........
damn it! you figured me out!!!
ain't that hard, y'er not southern.
My nickname is peter north....
sorry, i only date man dingo's
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa man dingo's!!!!!!
sorry i don't date any less then pauly shore.
Pauly Shore's weasel is ferret-sized?
i've had a woman plead for 6 months to try and get back with her, to wanna split after 2 months, whatta waste of my time, dammit
I'm beginning to think guys are.......not all but some!
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sorry i don't date any less then pauly shore.
Speaking of which, the boy's less than an hour away in Denton!
Pauly Shore "minds the store"
Pauly Shore will take over Denton Movie Tavern on behalf of his new TBS series,
"Minding the Store"
WHAT: Pauly shore is in charge and running the show. The stage is his, as he makes a special appearance at Denton Movie Tavern. Playing by his rules and his rules only, Pauly will lead the staff and customers in chaotic and crazy antics. Autograph signing to follow.
WHO: Pauly Shore, star of TBS's new unscripted comedy series, "Minding the Store." Best known for his roles in "Encino Man," "Son in Law," and most recently, "Pauly Shore is Dead," Shore will be in town to launch his new TV series.
WHEN: 4:30pm-5:30pm, Pauly Shore is given full control of the Denton Movie Tavern 5:30pm-6:00pm, Autograph signing in Main Lobby
WHERE: The Denton Movie Tavern 916 West University Drive Denton, TX 76201 4:00pm-6:00pm
how do you know that? i know it because i read it in my denton paper. but how did you know it?
Tim I live in Texas......remember
Actually saw it in QuickNotes the same day I found out about Brandon's band playing!
Pauly Shore supervising a store in Denton by UNT......
Did you not read my post JLA....where's the love man? Where is the reading love?!?
well i guess i did forget, i live by unt actually
No way.......your out in Denton???????? Whatcha doin tomorrow :P
Im only bout an hour away from you!!!!!!!!!
well, i got my errands to run, and got to get stuff together for my kids, for the fourth
A brief yet shining moment forever tortured and blackened.........
Congrats on the kids Tim.
Seriously...this has to be what? Married guy number SIXTY MILLION!???!!!!
never said i was married, but i am, seperated actually, have been for awhile, lol
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Tim said: never said i was married, but i am, seperated actually, have been for awhile, lol
Awwwwww well I hope it works out and ya'll get back together! How old are your kiddos?
4 and 4 months, and it's all good, divorce is workin it's way
So I sent a "friend" a birthday package full of her favorite shit and a little more (harley's seen it... she knows.) It was enough that I put $500 insurance on it. So she got it. Said thanks and all that. But I've barely heard from her since last week.
Fuckin' women.
Just goes to show I'm too fuckin' nice for my own good. I try to make the day better for her, spend my semi-hard earned cash for nice things and nothing...
I really wish I could be the Asshole and use women like they've done me over the years, but I can't. It's not in my nature.
Seems like you are way too nice for your own good. Some women just dont like the affectionate, heres a shit load of nice stuff for you, approach. It actually turns them off. Guess those are the woman who just crave bad boys that treat em' like shit
Different strokes
Women
Saturday afternoon, three women told me their feelings for me in their individual fashion. I mean, one after the other, after the other, after the other. Weird man...
What. the FUCK.
This is bad. Very very bad.
Just when I thought I had cut it down to two chicks I find the most attractive to "hang out" with on a more personal level...
By the way, none of them are Sailor Mouth from back in May or the girl I just sent the birthday package to.
Further evidence that women are stupid......
