This forum is pretty dull

RKMBs

Damn it, we're mostly a bunch of guys who have nothing better to do than hang out on the internet, you'd think we'd have something to say about the female species!

You don't say?

BOOBIES!

I just found out that they make panty liners for thongs now! About freakin' time!

(err.. am I taking this women topic the wrong way?)

As long as you post pictures you're doing fine...

You want me to post pictures of Panty liners?

but of what goes in them....

We need soem pics fast.

I'm getting that not-so-fresh feeling again.

Here is a nicer one!

You guys really don't know anything about tampons huh?

No. Let's see your breasts.

see? at least girls visited my forum at one point. my mom is right, i AM cool!

Dude, get your mom here!

she wont think you're cool. just me.

Who cares man, as long as she's just wearing her dusting apron she can think anything she wants.

quote:
Originally posted by Stephanie:
You guys really don't know anything about tampons huh?

Nope, I don't think that they do!

yay! yay! a girl!

...waitaminute...

tampons!? ew...

Rob, it's time to grow up and face reality.

no! no, i dont wanna!

im sick of being forced to watch tampon commercials during my favorite tv shows. they should be allowed to air on lifetime, but that is all!

You can ask Bibbo to prove it, but years ago I thought up something called the 'F-Chip' -- it overrides all feminine hygiene commericals on your TV and instead plays 30-second snippets of old Fleischer Superman cartoons to while the time away...

You can't prove anything! I didn't touch her, and she didn't say she was underage!

Be quiet and watch the Fleischer clip -- Superman stops the Bullet Car from driving through Police Headquarters in this one!

Do "tampons" become "dampons"?

Just a question...

i greatly approve of this f-chip. tampons -no more!

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

Let's bring up a much more pleasant topic. Hemorrhoids. Yes I think they should quit showing those commercials too. I think they should tell you about them in health class and then leave the topic alone for the rest of a person's natural life. If I had a case of hemorrhoids I wouldn't go around telling people about it, I think women should apply that bit of logic to their bodily functions as well.

Do they have tampons for hemorrhoids?

Would that be comfortable?

What?

The entire conversation, that's what.
I'm gonna leave now and make constructive use of my time.

You're gonna bake again, aren't you?

Actually, I leg pressed 1020 lbs.

I did bake yesterday, though. Apparently, Apple Charlotte tastes damn good.

Y'know, all that sweet stuff sticks right on your thighs.

Can I lick it off... [mwah hwah haa]

(um, I mean, um nevermind... [gulp!]

)

mmmm.....sounds good

Are you girls teasing Brian again?

Leave them alone Bibbo. I love women, so they can tease me all they want...as long as it's good-natured and affectionate.

quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
Actually, I leg pressed 1020 lbs.

You must have legs the size of fucking beer kegs to press over half a ton!

It's not the size of the legs that counts. It's how you train them. Believe it or not, I have a condition (somewhat debilitating at first) in my right knee known as Osgood Schlatter's disease. It developed as the result of an injury I had when I was fifteen. For the first year the pain was so severe I had trouble bending my knee to walk, much less run or work out. After that period, the pain subsided on and off. I took advantage by intensifying my training. A focal point was of the supporting muscles of my legs. As I eased back into a full leg training regimen, my squat total had doubled in a week (literally). Once I came to college, I stepped up my training even more (helps to vent frustration), and kept placing an emphasis on the supporting muscles of my legs. Now I leg press 1020 lbs. (on a machine--free weights aren't exactly prevalent at that gym). The lesson I learned: if the supporting muscles of the legs become stronger, overall leg strength sees dramatic increases. Now if only the same work ethic would show results for my calf training, I'd really be set.

...yep, this forum sure is dull again...

That's because all the women are gone.

I'm here now!! [wink]

Great. Right when I'm calm and non-horny...

You have the ability to be calm and not horny??? My image of you has changed TK... [no no no]

quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
You have the ability to be calm and not horny??? My image of you has changed TK...

:lol:

I'm like the Anti-Hulk...

"You're making me flaccid. You won't like me when I'm flaccid."

quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I'm like the Anti-Hulk...

"You're making me flaccid. You won't like me when I'm flaccid."

I make you flaccid??? $[...rassamnfrackin...]$ [sad]

Damn girl, you take things too literally...

[yuh huh]

quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Damn girl, you take things too literally...

Take this literally...BITE ME!!! [wink]

Hmmm... should I sample the breast or the thigh?

Are you hungry enough for both? [wink]

Maybe I'll try yur wings!

Maybe you need to explore your anatomy a little bit more...

quote:
Originally posted by Bibbo:
Are you girls teasing Brian again?

I'm named Brian too -- any teasing my way? [um.... uh huh! ... ]

Guess not.

HAW HAW!