I came about when Socklisa got pregnant. Did you know that socks get pregnant once out of every hundred times they get squirted into? Yep. I was the first miscarriage though.

Beware, I live!

Noooooooooooo! Don't eat the fetus!

All he/she/it needs is my patented Simon System. He/she/it will go from floating dead fetus to living fully developed muscular body in a skimpy bathing suit that's a champion swimmer! Guaranteed!

Ah weak! And I was almost done building my own Shaky's Pizza.